Guest Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 poncie thin fuckers who are so prim and proper,we'll stick your lettuce leaves up your arse,because I am sticking to my diet of burgers ,chips,haggis,crisps and lard so fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I pulled my phone out of my pocket the other day to reveal I had accidentally activated the voice to text function. The sound of the microphone scraping against my inner thigh and bollocks, through the lining of my pocket, managed to translate into something far more intelligible than any of the posts I've seen from you so far. Ask for a judas cradle for Christmas. You'll love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I already have a judas cradle and it's double glazed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I already have a judas cradle and it's double glazed Jammy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 I eat a balanced diet & drink plenty of fluid, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Crumpets, Yass you are correct, the fluids are: tea, water & wine (& other booze). What fluids do you in take Yass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 .. I turn my nose up at spunk or piss, and off the top of my head, that's about it. Decent Whiskies and Ports, rock my boat. wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 wanker. PISS POT f OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 wanker. Frank, you seem to be turning into an international man of mystery.... Either that or you're laundering drug money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 poncie thin fuckers who are so prim and proper,we'll stick your lettuce leaves up your arse,because I am sticking to my diet of burgers ,chips,haggis,crisps and lard so fuck off I bet a cunt like you will end up in my local A & E department. Of course you will get the priority, being freshly delivered into cardiac ward for an emergency quad bypass; with your swollen, gangrene-riddled cankles smelling like shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Frank, you seem to be turning into an international man of mystery.... Either that or you're laundering drug money. A man of misery, Spot. Can't bloody sleep thinking about this spot on the end of my winkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I pulled my phone out of my pocket the other day to reveal I had accidentally activated the voice to text function. The sound of the microphone scraping against my inner thigh and bollocks, through the lining of my pocket, managed to translate into something far more intelligible than any of the posts I've seen from you so far. Ask for a judas cradle for Christmas. You'll love it. I hurriedly slung my phone on the window sill in the bathroom last night while I had one of those hugely relieving and lengthy pees, after which my phone said "no contacts were found, please say that again"!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I eat a balanced diet & drink plenty of fluid, You need to stay off the grass in your front yard, stoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 Indeed thankyou I have paid in enough in taxes and working at least I ain't a stinking scrounging halal muslim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 I loaded that Shazam app on my phone that's supposed to recognise music in the background and identify the track. By way of a test I opened it up and farted loudly. It told me the track was Blockbuster by Sweet.Should have been Blowing in the Wind, Bob Dylan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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