Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 So the burgermeister lawmakers have decreed that some self inflicted obese cunts are disabled. Laziness and self indulgence are now a disability! Fucking ridiculous. Brony and a few others here, there you go your income has just gone up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Got any lard,anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 This will make flabsters even more detested by normal human beings. These cunts are also claiming to be victims of poverty. Poverty? Last time I learned about that, victims were a fuckin thin, not giant amoebic oozes of yuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'm working on mitosis as I speak ... ; See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Mince pies..... I demand mince pies..... With CREAM.....CREAM, I TELL YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Mince pies..... I demand mince pies..... With CREAM.....CREAM, I TELL YOU! Only clotted cream will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 It is a disablity. It's why I choose fat women when I'm out raping. They cant run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Brony and a few others here, there you go your income has just gone up. The gay fatso maybe living in the land of the free and lost and without hope to further his career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 This will make flabsters even more detested by normal human beings. These cunts are also claiming to be victims of poverty. Poverty? Last time I learned about that, victims were a fuckin thin, not giant amoebic oozes of yuck. Alas Ratter, they have even got that one covered. Apparently the poor quality buckets of cheap grub from Iceland and Farmfoods et al, are jammed packed full of the various ingredients that will ensure that the lardo's will stay within "The League of Fatties". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Then why dont Iceland branch out to Ethiopia? We could Send Kerry and Pete out there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 I'm genuinely too annoyed at this news to post coherently just now. I may return to the subject later, after I've consulted my Bumper Book Of Fat Cunt Jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Then why dont Iceland branch out to Ethiopia? We could Send Kerry and Pete out there too. We should send the fat cunts out to Ethiopia and the poor starving bastards who live there could eat them, thus saving the NHS billions on liposuction and slashing our foreign aid spending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Having researched this further my fury continues to mount. Apparently, employers will be obliged to provide wider doors, larger reinforced chairs, and wider parking spaces near the entrance. The fat cunts will also be entitled to park in the spacker spaces at supermarkets. Yes, that's right, NEARER THE FUCKING FOOD! Come on, how is that helping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 They should be made to park as far away as physically possible. They should then be chased and whipped by fat patrols to make them run to the shop. It really is simple, if you are fat then you are eating too much for the amount you move about. So eat less and move around more. Failing that, try amphetamines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 At the risk of sounding a bit Nazi, I think fat people have a lower IQ than humans and should be farmed instead of beef cattle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 At the risk of sounding a bit Nazi, I think fat people have a lower IQ than humans and should be farmed instead of beef cattle. What about fat vegans) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 What about fat vegans) I'd gas their cabbage arses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I'd gas their cabbage arses I suspect they are gassing their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I'd gas their cabbage arsesWith their own arse gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 At the risk of sounding a bit Nazi, I think fat people have a lower IQ than humans and should be farmed instead of beef cattle. All joking aside Ratty, the fat people I know (not friends) seem incredibly thick and unaware of the situation. I have seen one obese fat fucker I know literally 'switch off' when any mention of diet or exercise comes up in a conversation. This kind of ruling is terrifying. My hatred of fatties is well documented on here. I'm fuming.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 So, no chance of an egg nog and Welsh cake at your gaff this Christmas then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 It is a disablity. It's why I choose fat women when I'm out raping. They cant run away. I don't condone rape, but it might very well be the only aerobic exertion in their sad lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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