Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I feel like I'm insulting wood by comparing it to him, but I genuinely expect to one day read that this cunt has fallen to Dutch elm disease.I know what you mean. I just bought a rather nice turned wooden bowl which looks superb filled with walnuts. So let's not insult wooden planks when laminate is possibly a more appropriate material since unlike wood, its never even been alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 If I knew an actual pony that had lost it's father, but could act and perform a trick, I'd be fuckin impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I'd would have given you a 'like' for this nobs, but that would imply I'm familiar with the plot of Eastenders. My street cred would be fucked. I think you've just shot yourself in the foot there Drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Me too. Blame the wife. Say she watches it constantly, believes it's real, and insists on telling you all about it word for word. If she doesn't pack it in you'll give her a good bitch slapping. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Blame the wife. Say she watches it constantly, believes it's real, and insists on telling you all about it word for word. If she doesn't pack it in you'll give her a good bitch slapping. Hope that helps. I've screencapped this for blackmailing purposes. Drew you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 David Caruso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 The lot of you cunts talk total fucking shite. Shite nom, shite cunts who responded. You get up there and try to do fucking better. you can't because the lot of you are sad little bastards with nothing better to do than moan and fucking groan, on and on about fuck all that the real world is interested about. You cunts obviously watched what you call shit acted out by cunts, so who's the real cunts here? Merry fucking Christmas... Cunts. Who the fuck are you to take offence? The tea boy at R.A.D.A.? Or the fluffer on the set of EastEnders who's job it is to get Dyer hard for his scenes with his vile screen wife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Enjoy your frozen turkeys from Iceland, cunts. I'd better not tell you the breed of turkey I purchased for Christmas. I don't want to appear to be foodie. Don't worry I already know what you have got. It's Bernard Matthew's Turkey drummers is it not? Fucking serf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Muffin The Mule wasn't a one trick pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 David Spade Cunt Eastwood James Mason Jack Nicholson This nom could last forever because shit cunting programmes that discover new cunts are always putting them into the spotlight! Londo might be right about making individual noms, if for no other reason than to keep things on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 ''Do you know, there's not many people know that I'm Michael Caine in all my films'' Do you know, that not many people realise that I know, that she knows, that he knows, that they know, that we know, that Delboy is blessed by god xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I'm a one trick Poohknee. Matt Damon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 "Oddjob" Harold Sakata (steel-throwing Bowler hat villain from Goldfinger). Once mute, always mute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 "Oddjob" Harold Sakata (steel-throwing Bowler hat villain from Goldfinger). Once mute, always mute. Currently doing a life sentence for rape apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I might have the wrong Bond villain........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Currently doing a life sentence for rape apparently. The guy is dead since '82. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 The guy is dead since '82. So are the Rolling Stones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 The guy is dead since '82. Oh no, It was Joe Son who played Random Task, a parody of Oddjob, in Austin Powers International Man of Mystery. Nasty rapist and banged up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 You know nothing, silly boy. Poor wee decimutt. Oh! Stunt, you are such a fanny cunt. Give me two days and I'll laugh my ass off. Enjoy your frozen turkeys from Iceland, cunts. I'd better not tell you the breed of turkey I purchased for Christmas. I don't want to appear to be foodie. But hey! It's a Bronze. Google it peasants. So what Kunt. My shit comes out bronze on boxing day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 You know nothing, silly boy.Poor wee decimutt. Oh! Stunt, you are such a fanny cunt.Give me two days and I'll laugh my ass off. Enjoy your frozen turkeys from Iceland, cunts. I'd better not tell you the breed of turkey I purchased for Christmas.I don't want to appear to be foodie. But hey! It's a Bronze. Google it peasants.That's a fucking rubbish haiku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Rik Mayall was one of these, but did change direction eventually by dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 As soon as I saw the thread title, I thought of this cunt. He's a cunt. To fair on Ray Winstone, he's played some more varied roles in the last ten years or so. Henry VIII, something in Beowulf too, plus some other shit I cant be arsed to remember. How about Ricky Gervaise? He's just David Brent in everything he does. Including when he's just being himself. As soon as I saw the thread title, I thought of this cunt. He's a cunt. To fair on Ray Winstone, he's played some more varied roles in the last ten years or so. Henry VIII, something in Beowulf too, plus some other shit I cant be arsed to remember. How about Ricky Gervaise? He's just David Brent in everything he does. Including when he's just being himself. Henry V111? "That facking cow better have my dinner on the facking table or i'll cut her facking head off." Ok , he didn't actually say that but he might just as well have. "Tell the Pope to go fack himself." How about Liam Neesom? A complete fucking plank in everything except "Michael Collins", where he was playing himself--an arrogant Irish cunt. Don't get me started on Donald cunt Sutherland and his revolting progeny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Nicholas Cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Keanu Reeves is the worst actor I've ever seen. Wooden as fuck. Just fucking awful and unbelievable. He must have sucked a lot of cock to get where he is today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 He must have sucked a lot of cock to get where he is today. Tis too true. He would have never got that job tiling Frank's boyfriend's bathroom without performing extensive fellatio on Frank's spicy loukanika. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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