Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 were they Killed Yourself Cunt? I can't understand this Gobbo. Are you coming on to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I can't understand this Gobbo. Are you coming on to me?Yes. I would like to slap you with my novelty slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Frank's just a thick cunt - his nom said his top three and then he lists ten names what a cunt! Delboy my son, don't tell me that prior to this shite nom you were labouring under the misapprehension that Frank was able to count.You give him too much credit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 I love you, blue Kangaroo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Pity you didn't add Decimutt the Cock Boy to the nom. Other that that nice nom. Still alive, Wotakunt? Guess I couldn't get everything I wanted for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Decimutt has a Herr Lipp every Christmas and his very favourite carol is. "Oh Cum on my Face Full, joyful and triumphant". My favourite Christmas song is jingle bells, as I like to imagine that the bells jingling are the ones on your Christmas tree as you hang yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Other than that you're a cock boy. You seem to be obsessed with cocks and dogs. I don't hate you, but i am disgusted by your depravity. As for originality, the old ones are the best where you are concerned. Why waste time pandering to your homosexual, sadomasochist tendencies by describing inventive ways in which you can harm yourself? I'd rather you just killed yourself quick smart and got it out the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Saps of the Corner unite. I'm not going to undermine the weak and feeble humourless chompers that have dragged this site into disrepair. I certainly won't be mentioning any names DecimusMikeDKuntyCardinalCupid. I want to celebrate all that is good! This year the most salubrious prize will be awarded to my favourite cunt .. a proper cunt (not you Proper.. bore) who's stood the test of time. In no particular order, the nominees are.... 1. Fat semi-retired oaf on the fence, nursery nurse and all round good baldie fellow... Cuntspotter 2. The beautiful.. Cat/Tess/Poohknee 3. Solid man's man up there.. Revend. 4. Pen 5. Sly in the sky.. Bawsey (new entry) 6. Filthy fuckin yid.. Tot (flaky).. Removed 7. Hairy arse hit n miss .. Judge 8. The unwashed.. Jackie (Disqualified) 9. Obese wino council cake .. Gobbie 10. Works from home.. Londonm (Removed) 11. On the edge.. Properkhunt. Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 If he regains full brain function Frank, and provided he doesn't ski off piste. Incidentally, I cannot allow my name to be used in such an un-calibrated, tawdry measure of worth. Kindly remove me from this list Minky. Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Stuff his arse with prickly holly La La La La La, La la la la. I used to be gay but now I'm just Happy. Wota, as farcical as it may seem.. you're on the list. I like you.. a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Jackie, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disqualify you for foul play and other wanky shenanigans. No hard feelings. To be fair, you were nowhere near the top three. Proper will take your place with immediate effect. Fuck off Jazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Wota, as farcical as it may seem.. you're on the list. I like you.. a lot. Nothing farcical about it. You both spout boring, incomprehensible shite so it makes sense that you would rate him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Yes. I would like to slap you with my novelty slippers. I feel I should warn you that although broadminded; I'm tight arsed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Fuck off Jazz Jackie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Both you and I know, Frank, that I should be at the top of this list. When all you bunch of botters are flinging shit at each other 24/7 I sometimes feel I'm the only fucker actually POSTING NOMS here. no one likes a liar, london. You're not on the list.. now fuck off out if it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 There are no winners here. Its a lose/lose situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Greetings cunt-pickers. We're down to the top three. Not 'arf.. 1. The beautiful.. Cat/Tess/Pooh-knee 2. Sly in the sky.. Bawsey (new entry) 3. Obese wino council cake .. Gobbie Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Mediocrity personified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 There are those who would kill to be on this list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 There are those who would kill to be on this list. If it's any consolation, you came in joint 4th.... the nearly man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 If it's any consolation, you came in joint 4th.... the nearly man. I think you should publish the results , Frank.... By the way, I would have killed to have got off it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Mediocrity personified You've either got it, or you haven't got style Got it.. and you stand out a mile. When you were those duds, with a wild kind of studs Watch those dolls lining up single file You've either got it...... or you haven't got style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 To think that I was only some teak garden furniture and a camel ride away from some real recognition at last.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 To think that I was only some teak garden furniture and a camel ride away from some real recognition at last.............. Then there is my old Mum's sofa..... The arm has developed a slight, green tinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Well, that's the first time I ever came second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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