Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 When the better weather returns, I'm going to kill a load of flies, then go to one of those fly tipping places. I'd deliberately go at night, acting as suspicious as possible. Just as the filth arrive, I'll open the boot and dump the little critters. Then me and Plod can share a bit of a chortle as they taser my arse before choking me to death in the cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 When the better weather returns, I'm going to kill a load of flies, then go to one of those fly tipping places. I'd deliberately go at night, acting as suspicious as possible. Just as the filth arrive, I'll open the boot and dump the little critters. Then me and Plod can share a bit of a chortle as they taser my arse before choking me to death in the cells. I suppose bungs are out these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Then me and Plod can share a bit of a chortle as they taser my arse before choking me to death in the cells. Don't bet on it Ratter, when they get wind of your Earwig connections, your liable to be truncheoned to fuck before reaching the cells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 I suppose bungs are out these days. anal plugs have taken over DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2014 Report Share Posted December 28, 2014 Don't bet on it Ratter, when they get wind of your Earwig connections, your liable to be truncheoned to fuck before reaching the cells. Ooh truncheoned! Do they use lube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2014 Ooh truncheoned! Do they use lube? Of a sort, they smother it in evenin' "Primrose" all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Don't bet on it Ratter, when they get wind of your Earwig connections, your liable to be truncheoned to fuck before reaching the cells. Ah, the good old days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted January 1, 2015 Report Share Posted January 1, 2015 Ah, the good old days! When the pigs inspired fear, rather than pity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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