Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Cunts talk about the weather here non-stop. There is no significant weather. Plenty of places around the world where crocodiles have been mud-washed into gardens and people are scooping squished relatives from under collapsed walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 It's a social fiction. When someone greets you with "Nice day today" or "Raining again I see", what they're really saying is "Fuck off out of my personal space you awful cunt!" PS Not you personally, of course, just in general. (Well, perhaps you personally too, how would I know?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr Pandemic Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 It's a social fiction. When someone greets you with "Nice day today" or "Raining again I see", what they're really saying is "Fuck off out of my personal space you awful cunt!" PS Not you personally, of course, just in general. (Well, perhaps you personally too, how would I know?) Lol, why mention the weather? If im feeling particularly unsociable, i just make sure I have headphones in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Lovely morning, if just a little bit fresh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 try saying "it's a nice morning" to someone in murrica at 1205 hrs and you'll get a lawsuit slapped on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 Lovely weather for the time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Introducing the weather as a topic of discussion is nothing more than a way to get out of talking to someone perceived to be a total cunt and monumental waste of time. There is only so much that can be said before the conversation must come to an end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 'Ooo, it's cold today.' What, in January in the UK? Fuck me, never saw that one coming. Next thing you'll be telling me it's getting a bit warmer in summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Along a similar vein, I have a friend who is constantly going on about how much daylight there either is or is not as the seasons move round. This is the UK it gets fucking dark in the winter and less dark in the summer and the weather moves with the seasons, get over it or move South. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Is it Wanking again George? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Along a similar vein, I have a friend who is constantly going on about how much daylight there either is or is not as the seasons move round. This is the UK it gets fucking dark in the winter and less dark in the summer and the weather moves with the seasons, get over it or move South. The nights are drawing out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 15, 2015 Report Share Posted January 15, 2015 Skies are definitely looking lighter as I mount by bicyclette at 5pm to cycle home from work. Bloody lovely. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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