Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Very much appreciated,sah! I was a little nervous about taking the plunge but... Embugger it! I have been in the nuthouse a couple of times..very nice too! Swallow a thousand Valium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 I shit thee not Frank, and i ain't fishing for invites, but I was looking at holidays in Colombo just last night, you haven't stuck a Trojan in my PC have you? Colombo's not great. Stay a day or two at the most then head south towards Galle... then the beaches of Unawatuna. Avoid the package brits in Bentota. The area around the tea country near Kandy (Tea Trails bungalows) is beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Ok, so translated from Bullshit to English: What you're actually after is a toothless, one eyed, Italian crack whore in a dirty mac, who is willing to spend a maximum of fifteen minutes in your grotty bedsit attempting to get your decrepit pecker up. Sounds like Donatella Versace might fit the bill. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 if you are trying to get my mouth upon your trouser christ i have to say that i am not that sort of soldier.. You are absolutely rubbish in every respect. A humourless and soppy piece of shit. Hang yourself from the stair bannister rail while you're still ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Sounds like Donatella Versace might fit the bill. The old cunt ain't fussy WC, he'd dig up Gianni too if he thought he was in with a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 The old cunt ain't fussy WC, he'd dig up Gianni too if he thought he was in with a chance. Old Gianni may have been embalmed and preserved for posterity, so with Pope's blessings the deed may still be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 You are absolutely rubbish in every respect. A humourless and soppy piece of shit. Hang yourself from the stair bannister rail while you're still ahead. Come on you soppy old cunt, that was almost romantic coming from you Better than last time, granted, but I know you can do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 ..i would but, alas, i am not allowed belts, stairs or shoelaces.... do you have librium? by far my drug of choice! Unfortunately Pierre, Frank is not a pharmacist. Nor is he a restauranteur, bon vivant, proud boat owner, or even semi erectile functional. He is, however, a massive fucking cunt, and you've just received his traditional welcome. You've officially made it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 i am honoured..now please could you pull this fucking knife out of my neck! Gawd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Is she fit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Phyllis Dietrichson was a particularly tasty single mother, but it's worth bearing in mind that she killed her husband to become one. James M. Cain was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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