Guest nobgobbler Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 To the tune of Neil Sedaka's O'Carol, I give you OH FRANKIE Oh Frankie Am I just a fool? To yearn for you only Although you treat me cruel You tease me And you make me wait Oh oh oh Frankie I'm longing for a date. Every night I cry into my pillow Coz I want you so Oh oh oh Frankie won't you let me know One day you will give me all your lovin' I'm waiting for a sign Oh oh oh Frankie Won't you please be mine. Oh Frankie am I just a fool? The pringles in my handbag Just make me want to drool I'll eat some And feed you with the rest Oh Frankie coz I love you the best. Darling I am waiting by the band stand On valentines day Oh oh oh Frankie I hope you're on your way If you're not here by the time the tide turns I'll know you don't want me Oh oh oh Frankie, I'll walk into the sea. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Who the fuck listens to Neil Sedaka? Here, try this... Oh Frankie Am I just a fool? To yearn for you... Or simply a tool..? (* no offence should be taken at any poem I write, unless your name is Frank) Quote
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 To the tune of Neil Sedaka's O'Carol, I give you OH FRANKIE Oh Frankie Am I just a fool? To yearn for you only Although you treat me cruel You tease me And you make me wait Oh oh oh Frankie I'm longing for a date. Every night I cry into my pillow Coz I want you so Oh oh oh Frankie won't you let me know One day you will give me all your lovin' I'm waiting for a sign Oh oh oh Frankie Won't you please be mine.Oh Frankie am I just a fool? The pringles in my handbag Just make me want to drool I'll eat some And feed you with the rest Oh Frankie coz I love you the best. Darling I am waiting by the band stand On valentines day Oh oh oh Frankie I hope you're on your way If you're not here by the time the tide turns I'll know you don't want me Oh oh oh Frankie, I'll walk into the sea. Fuck off. 1 Quote
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Here's one for my valentine... righty-tighty.. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Here's one for my valentine... righty-tighty.. "mod-father"..?? Give me a fucking break... The wrong one died... Quote
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't, Quote
White Cunt Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Isn't Valentine a bloke's name? Fuck off Valentine. I am not gay. Quote
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 "mod-father"..?? Give me a fucking break... The wrong one died... It's not about Weller... you ignorant little sappy fuckwit. It's the performance by the Winehouse and the minkey in the hat on tenor sax. Wonderful. Quote
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Slightly cringing Paul McCartney in this, but I like the tune. She'll catch her death of cold. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 It's not about Weller... you ignorant little sappy fuckwit. It's the performance by the Winehouse and the minkey in the hat on tenor sax. Wonderful. Woohoo!!! That's almost a novel for you!! A few points... You're original post didn't specify fuckall, Anything that mentions Weller brings a grey-mist over my eyes I can't watch any programme with that shortarse cunt mumbling away about himself "minkey"...??? "Greek love" Quote
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 astrology is such shite. Who is paying these shysters to do this? Quote
Guest Kuntakunty Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Fuck off. Nice to see you back, Frank! As you can see, I have had a slight mishap with the board software and my name has gone through the old S curve. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Fuck off. That made me laugh! Quote
Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 Nice to see you back, Frank! As you can see, I have had a slight mishap with the board software and my name has gone through the old S curve. If you feel that it's something that should be noted, you can shove up your soppy arse. Quote
Guest Kuntakunty Posted February 14, 2015 Report Posted February 14, 2015 If you feel that it's something that should be noted, you can shove up your soppy arse. Not at all, old bean. Just saying hello in a way that an easily confused, senile cunt such as yourself, can understand. That is all, carry on or fuck off, I shall leave the decision to you. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 15, 2015 Report Posted February 15, 2015 That made me laugh!Me too. You can just tell when a bloke's besotted with you. Quote
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Report Posted February 15, 2015 Me too. You can just tell when a bloke's besotted with you. You've clearly made an effort... daft bint. My initial response was unfair and I should apologise. However, I've read it through again this morning and it's underwhelming at best. In fact it is rubbish in every respect. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 15, 2015 Report Posted February 15, 2015 You've clearly made an effort... daft bint. My initial response was unfair and I should apologise. However, I've read it through again this morning and it's underwhelming at best. In fact it is rubbish in every respect. And that, my dear Gypsy, is the most romantic I have ever seen frank... It must be love. Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted February 15, 2015 Report Posted February 15, 2015 Roses are Red Violets are Blue I've got a knife Get in the fucking van Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 15, 2015 Report Posted February 15, 2015 You've clearly made an effort... daft bint. My initial response was unfair and I should apologise. However, I've read it through again this morning and it's underwhelming at best. In fact it is rubbish in every respect. Hey Frank. Any council houses round your way, I was thinking of moving closer. Quote
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2015 Report Posted February 16, 2015 Hey Frank. Any council houses round your way, I was thinking of moving closer. Would you prefer the side where the lift stinks of piss or the one where it's rotting cabbages? Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 16, 2015 Report Posted February 16, 2015 Would you prefer the side where the lift stinks of piss or the one where it's rotting cabbages? Is the drug dealer in the puke stained shadowy corner an option? If not, I'll have the one nearest to the off licence or other purveyor of booze fags and pringles. Quote
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Posted February 16, 2015 Is the drug dealer in the puke stained shadowy corner an option? If not, I'll have the one nearest to the off licence or other purveyor of booze fags and pringles. Rubbish. Quote
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Posted February 16, 2015 Fuck off Frank Fuck me it's the thickest of the thick.... so thick it hurts. The Somers Town thickstick extraordinaire. Quote
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