Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 I find it extraordinary just how many times my PC needs to install updates, and generally when I'm in a hurry to to use the thing. I hate Windows with a passion, but unfortunately there are still some things I have no choice but to use it for. It has just taken around 15 minutes to process over 31,000 update operations, which involved it restarting three times. I only used it last week for fucks sake! What the hell could have happened it that time that could necessitate such massive update activity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 It's a judeo-Bolshevik plot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 Or a karate-Leninist plot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 Or a karate-Leninist plot The karate-Leninists? Fuckin splitters, just like the kendo-Trotskyists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 A long time ago I worked for Sega and then Microsoft. With software, the only thing that matters is the realease date. It must work by the release date. We would report the same bugs over and over again and the software would come back with the same bugs over and over again. Then they would release it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 The karate-Leninists? Fuckin splitters, just like the kendo-Trotskyists. Its the tae kwondo Decembrists..............................oh fuck it, we could be doing this all night.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 Its the tae kwondo Decembrists..............................oh fuck it, we could be doing this all night.............. Stop this now Jacko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 I only ever use Windows Explorer for installing Google Chrome. Once it's installed Explorer is duly fucked off into the pale blue yonder never to be seen or heard of again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 Heard about Manny Fagnet, the jewish gigolo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 19, 2015 Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 We had new windows installed a few years ago by a company from Surrey. Whatever you do, do not get involved with Everest, they are a bunch of fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 This nom seems to have been Jacko'd off course ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 The Sun will always rise.The world will always turn.An update will always be available for Windows and Adobe Acrobat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 A long time ago I worked for Sega and then Microsoft. With software, the only thing that matters is the realease date. It must work by the release date. We would report the same bugs over and over again and the software would come back with the same bugs over and over again. Then they would release it. Don't be a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Fuck off and die Frank you clapped out canoe merchant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I find it extraordinary just how many times my PC needs to install updates, and generally when I'm in a hurry to to use the thing. I hate Windows with a passion, but unfortunately there are still some things I have no choice but to use it for. It has just taken around 15 minutes to process over 31,000 update operations, which involved it restarting three times. I only used it last week for fucks sake! What the hell could have happened it that time that could necessitate such massive update activity? Have you visited any, ahem, dodgy websites lately dapps? Or opened any email attachments that might not have been entirely kosher? I'm pretty sure windows doesn't bombard you with quite that many updates at a time, (not that they aren't anything other than utter cunts.) Could be a virus or hacking attempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Have you visited any, ahem, dodgy websites lately dapps? Or opened any email attachments that might not have been entirely kosher? I'm pretty sure windows doesn't bombard you with quite that many updates at a time, (not that they aren't anything other than utter cunts.) Could be a virus or hacking attempt. That's what I was thinking. Mr gobler just answered the phone to some foreign cunt claiming that our computer has a virus, which one? - your computer - which one? - your computer - which one? - your computer - but which computer? erm your computer - fuck off you thieving fucking cunt. . . . Made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I asked what colour panties she was wearing but she hung up on me. For fucks sake,she put them on so she must know what colour they are. Some people eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 What I hate most is when you bought a laptop or PC there were always photos of smiling smug bastards on the packaging. After hours of trying to get the things to actually work, it felt that these bastards were taking the piss out of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 I had this recently. Some stupid Asian cunt introducing herself as working for "Vindows". I was hoping it might at least be an interesting scam.. Oh no!!! Are you sure? Thank you so much for calling.. It's not interesting at all, the cunts try and get you to load some remote access software and take control of your PC. I asked what colour panties she was wearing but she hung up on me.Knickers to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 Windows Update Tuesday. 2nd, and ocassionaly 4th, Tuesday of the month. Only "essential security" updates are done at other times of the month.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Have you visited any, ahem, dodgy websites lately dapps? Or opened any email attachments that might not have been entirely kosher? I'm pretty sure windows doesn't bombard you with quite that many updates at a time, (not that they aren't anything other than utter cunts.) Could be a virus or hacking attempt. If I were ever to visit such, ahem, websites Scotters, I expect I'd use my iPad after having temporarily grantied permission to the BT parental control filter. I expect I'd also do it on a Friday as I finish work early. Yes, I expect this is what I'd do if I were ever to visit such websites........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 I've just had to endure this fucking agony. In addition to the monstrous Windows 10 update taking fucking forever, it fucked up several of the manufacturer's drivers, including sound and graphics, necessitating a visit to their website, more downloads, more installing and even more restarts. I fucking detest Microsoft and I wish micro-soft cocks on all their employees. Even the females. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: I've just had to endure this fucking agony. In addition to the monstrous Windows 10 update taking fucking forever, it fucked up several of the manufacturer's drivers, including sound and graphics, necessitating a visit to their website, more downloads, more installing and even more restarts. I fucking detest Microsoft and I wish micro-soft cocks on all their employees. Even the females. Wankers. I use Linucks because Windows is crap .. hasn't microcrap just bought out an open source operating system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2018 Report Share Posted June 12, 2018 Windows always has been and always will be a extraordinary fucking cunt. IMO, it reached its peak with XP. I can live with W7, but will always reminisce on XP pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 13 hours ago, Penelope said: I use Linucks because Windows is crap .. hasn't microcrap just bought out an open source operating system? They've recently bought GitHub, an Open Source repository for developers and users alike. I think this is a question of wait and see, though MS do say their future is in cloud services as evidenced by giving Amazon, Apple and Google a run for their money with MS's cloud platform Azure where interestingly, the Linux distro Umbunto is fully supported by them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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