Guest MikeD Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 'Oh brilliant, a footballer's press conference, you never know what kind of crazy shit they'll come out with.'Any cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 "No I won't be in your fucking advert, I've got plenty of money thanks." - Kerry Katona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 I love nothing more than curling up on the sofa with a mint julep and read a good book on applied mathematics Camberwell Gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Lets not buy the x-factor winners song and make sure it doesn't get it to christmas number one, just to piss off that arrogant brillo pad haired bastard Cowell!Every fucking idiot that buys the x-factor winners record to get it to christmas number one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I tried my best but he was just better than me on the day. No excuses, I wasn't injured, I got beat. Fuck it, let's get pissed and make a cunt of ourselves.Andy Murray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manila Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Greeks are stupid, no more money for them until they hire and outsider to run their financial affairs ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 I have discovered the fundamental theory of matter/anti-matter imbalance and its interaction with local and cosmic gravitational time fields - Joey Essex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Sorry mate, I'd really love to come to the Rugby World Cup Final with you, but unfortunately I've said I'll go to a pool party at Michael Barrymore's that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manila Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Holocaust or Holohoax ? israel is often the bad guy American black people should put down the basketball and go to school, work hard Women talk too much and rarely know anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Holocaust or Holohoax ? israel is often the bad guy American black people should put down the basketball and go to school, work hard Women talk too much and rarely know anythingfuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Maybe would should actually practice what we preach for a change and take a substantial pay cut to show solidarity to the poor whom we are perpetually fucking into the dirt with a 60 carrot gold 18 inch strap on.-Any M.P ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Oh good, Greece in the news again. Hope they get back to the women's football after that.Any cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Not tonight Rupert i have a headache and my arsehole is a bit sore.Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I decided to attend this event purely by my own choice and it's ridiculous to suggest that I was told that I had to come.Any member of the royal family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 "It was me." - Shaggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I fantasized about chucking my load up Katie Hopkins's waz last night, and some of it ended up in her hair and stuck her eye lids together such was the deluge. There I said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 No more minorities on screen please, I think we've milked that particular tit dry.The BBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm thinking let's use a same race couple for the next advertising campaign....any advertising agency in the last 5 years 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 No Barack, we're just not doing that no matter what you say.David Cameron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" - Andy Murray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm famous on my own merits and nothing else.Andy Murray's mum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 (edited) "I'm fed up with the way this country is going to the dogs, I'm going to use my power and wealth to put the 'Great' back into Great Britain." The fucking Queen. Edited July 10, 2015 by deebom Moles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 I'm a huge tennis fan, I have been from an early age and regularly attend matches when time allows. In no way am I here purely because I was given a free ticket.Any celebrity bastard at Wimbledon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Welcome back frank/punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Welcome back frank/punkape.Together with Catwomen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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