Guest MikeD Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 This could be shite or has been done before but fuck it, here goes."And the Oscar goes to....Danny Dyer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 " That`s a nice shirt your wearing Eddie you narrow faced bastard, did your wife give birth on it?"" Relax Suzy, no one can see your downy facial hair, ya Chewbacca cunt""Coulthard is there anything in your fuckin wardrobe that isn`t pink or fuckin lemon coloured? Your supposed to be a ex racing driver for Christs sake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Well played Theo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 "Money means fuck-all to us." The Beckhams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 The beckhams are about as phoney as punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 The beckhams are about as phoney as punkape Those pair of emotionless, cardboard cut-out cunts would put their names to anything if it made them a few quid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 "Tell me Mr Winstone. How the fuck has a cunt like you with all the acting ability of a fucking boiled potato reached the level of fame that you have? Who have you been sucking off?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 "I just watched Miranda! Nearly died laughing!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Evening Punkape, and welcome. Let me get you a drink. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 'And the 12 points go to ....United Kingdom' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Let frank back on, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2015 Report Share Posted April 1, 2015 I think the Administrators are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Not for me thank you, I don't drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Do you read the Bible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 We are all equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Vote Labour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce our new prime minister, Ms Anne Widdecombe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 I just love press conferences by football managers and players, they're so interesting and unpredictable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Cunts corner is the guardian of good taste and rational opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Fatty:"I think that any use of the C word, regardless of the situation, is a complete and utter abhorrence." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 So Mr Bono, you're giving up wearing sunglasses all the time because you look a cunt? Fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Since you are obviously highly educated, affluent, excellent at golf and also drive a Range Rover, we'll let you off with a caution for driving while over the limit this time, Mr Punkape. We realise that people like you are perfectly safe to drive after a few drinks, but we have to be see to be unbiased. Sorry for any inconvenience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Judge, your big fat hairy arse feels really tight tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Can you set the sky box to record 'The drop' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 CC Administrators are lovely people! Specially Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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