colonelkurtz Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 (edited) just got myself outside my first glass of the evenings JD and mrs colonel has the tv on in the front room ..... and it's john bastarding craven for fucks sake .... cunt ,cunt,cunt ... you and all your fields of cow shite tractor loving co cunts. Edited April 19, 2015 by colonelkurtz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yariman Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Sunday nights are oft ruined by the sanctimonious blathering cunts employed by the BBC to give us country-fucking-file. I feel for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 Sunday nights are oft ruined by the sanctimonious blathering cunts employed by the BBC to give us country-fucking-file. I feel for you.Yazzer, I think I love you a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 THIS!! This....this (paradoxically) sanitised pile of shit.It's always presented as a rural idyll, to ensure the townies still believe the village clocks perpetually stuck at ten to three and there'll always be an England, before going back to their Tiny Tempah downloads.No mention of the high suicide rates. No mention of the increasingly widespread drugs problem among rural kids (reference glue especially). No mention of closing of facilities due to the increasing rural depopulation thanks to second (third and fourth) home ownership by city dwellers. And certainly no mention of the Countryside Alliance - can't afford to upset the right on urban middle classes and their romanticised views of the ickul foxies.As long as that Grinning Ninny Adam Henson wofts some of his pillock charm over everything, Ellie gives great eye candy for the Sunday evening masturbators and John Craven keeps it real for the Sanatogen brigade, we'll get another series commissioned, sweet as the honey that's always going to be for tea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 20, 2015 Report Share Posted April 20, 2015 As long as that Grinning Ninny Adam Henson wofts some of his pillock charm over everything, Ellie gives great eye candy for the Sunday evening masturbators and John Craven keeps it real for the Sanatogen brigade, we'll get another series commissioned, sweet as the honey that's always going to be for tea.I would rather do that Helen Skelton who was on Blue Peter before she was on country file Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 THIS!! This....this (paradoxically) sanitised pile of shit.It's always presented as a rural idyll, to ensure the townies still believe the village clocks perpetually stuck at ten to three and there'll always be an England, before going back to their Tiny Tempah downloads.No mention of the high suicide rates. No mention of the increasingly widespread drugs problem among rural kids (reference glue especially). No mention of closing of facilities due to the increasing rural depopulation thanks to second (third and fourth) home ownership by city dwellers. And certainly no mention of the Countryside Alliance - can't afford to upset the right on urban middle classes and their romanticised views of the ickul foxies.As long as that Grinning Ninny Adam Henson wofts some of his pillock charm over everything, Ellie gives great eye candy for the Sunday evening masturbators and John Craven keeps it real for the Sanatogen brigade, we'll get another series commissioned, sweet as the honey that's always going to be for tea.Fucking hell, got bored and fell asleep reading this shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Fucking hell, got bored and fell asleep reading this shite.It's okay Fatty. 'The Directors Cut' of that last posting is available at Mothercare, for the hard of thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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