Cuntybaws Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 A spouter of uninformed, tedious, driveling monotone cliches, and a potato-faced, plastic paddy, know nothing gobshite to boot!When Mrs Baws ventures a comment on televised football it is generally confined to "Nice arse!" or "Why don't your team just sign Messi and then they might win a game?" but even she has recognised Townsend for the cunt he is and made me turn the sound off.Apparently ITV aren't renewing his contract after the end of this season. The only mystery is how it took them 15 fucking years to rumble the coma-inducing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Has anyone ever said that football is for poofs and irons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Wasn't he one of those cockney cunts who once played for Ireland after he showed he qualified by knowing how to spell fucking Ireland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Never heard of her. But that photo's of Shane Ritchie isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Yes.Yawn.Bricktop !You don't really "do" humour, do you Walter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Wasn't he one of those cockney cunts who once played for Ireland after he showed he qualified by knowing how to spell fucking Ireland?surely that would over qualify him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 "Do"Please use correct grammar.Idiom or colloquialism? You're not sure are you? There's one thing I'm 100% sure of....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 surely that would over qualify him Don't you listen to that Stickers cunt, Chubster, keep up this sort of in-depth, on-topic assessment and you're all right with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 You're working class.Your obsession with the social class of others is, I believe, a Freudian indicator of your low self esteem and worthlessness. If you were indeed what you purport to be, you wouldn't be trolling a site called Cunts Corner. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 I'm sorry Mr. Bores but Andy is the son of Don Townsend who played 249 times for the mighty Addicks and , therefore, cannot possibly be a cunt. In fact, anybody who nominates him as such is the cunt of all cunts. It's a tribal thing you see. As a primitive aboriginal running around in a skirt i'm sure you understand. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 "Do"Please use correct grammar.Idiom or colloquialism? You're not sure are you? Well i'm not fucking sure either Mr. Poshboy. It's certainly not an idiom. I suppose , technically, you could call it a colloquialism. However, i would have thought an educated man like yourself would dismiss it as an Americanism, a simple error in conjugating the verb which our transatlantic cousins are very fond of. You are a spastic. Now that's an idiom, unless......er........you really are a spastic, in which case it is a noun. But then that word is no longer in general use so what do we do now? Language is a fascinating thing don't you agree Mr. Poshboy? It changes over time and varies between cultures and sub-cultures. Speaking as one posh cunt to another i would appreciate your thoughts on this matter you fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Your idea of "posh" and mine may differ........Your idea of posh is buying a pack of 10 embassy, rather than smoking dog-ends off the floor, so fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 I'm sorry Mr. Bores but Andy is the son of Don Townsend who played 249 times for the mighty Addicks and , therefore, cannot possibly be a cunt. In fact, anybody who nominates him as such is the cunt of all cunts. It's a tribal thing you see. As a primitive aboriginal running around in a skirt i'm sure you understand. Cunt.And there you have it children, in a nutshell, this is why we have wars. No slur on the mighty Don, I'm sure he didn't intend his offspring to be a cunt. That Alois Schicklgruber was a lovely bloke too by all accounts, and can hardly be held accountable for one dodgy sperm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 And there you have it children, in a nutshell, this is why we have wars. No slur on the mighty Don, I'm sure he didn't intend his offspring to be a cunt. That Alois Schicklgruber was a lovely bloke too by all accounts, and can hardly be held accountable for one dodgy sperm.Well actually Hitler Snr. was a violent drunk and notorious domestic bully. I know this is fairly normal behaviour amongst the male population of God's Own Country but it probably had profound effects on the young Adolf. That would explain his teetotalism, fondness for animals and children and general love of humanity..........erm.........ok, you might have a point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 Your idea of "posh" and mine may differ........Well it's hardly your fault that your parents could only afford a minor Public School. Stop beating yourself up Mr.Poshboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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