Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Not started yet,my vitriol was due to opening a letter from HMRC fining me £100 for a late return,give me a couple of hours to top up on grog and i'll really let the bitch 'ave itNo doubt after replying to the letter in unintelligble scrawl, you downed a few more 2 litre bottles of white cider, jumped in your Nova and cruised round the local market town square, with DJ Hype coming out the sub woofer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Not started yet,my vitriol was due to opening a letter from HMRC fining me £100 for a late return,give me a couple of hours to top up on grog and i'll really let the bitch 'ave itdon't worry, there is a whole fucking list of legitimate excuses the HMRC have published and they will let you off the £100... they can't be arsed with the admin so are letting almost any shitty excuse pass muster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 nearly right you sanctimonious fucker,Comprehensive education under achiever,couple of bottles of shiraz,hop into the volvo,tear up the village green with Joe Bonamassa cranked up to 11 and yelling "fuck off!" at the local wildlife,standard night out in rural Norfolk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 11, 2015 Report Share Posted June 11, 2015 Joe BonamassaGood call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I know it sounds petty but my strict selection process forbids me from venturing anywhere near where Les Dennis's cock has been. I'd rather scrub my cock with an empty salt'n'vinegar crisp packet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I would say she is the largest and most full of all the celeb cum buckets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 10, 2015 Report Share Posted July 10, 2015 Be that as it may, with all said, would you still slip it one?I've considered your question over the last month and I am pleased to report that my answer would be YES. However I would insist on the lights off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 ..................... I'd rather scrub my cock with an empty salt'n'vinegar crisp packet.Is that where the phrase "vinegar strokes" comes from then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I'd rather scrub my cock with an empty salt'n'vinegar crisp packet. Warning over clingfilm 'condoms' Cash-strapped teenagers are using clingfilm and crisp packets as condoms because they cannot afford the real thing, say expertshttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3473415.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Smokey Bacock,Slut & Vinegar,Knob Cheese & Onion,Whatever they use it'll still stink of Scampi Fries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Warning over clingfilm 'condoms' Cash-strapped teenagers are using clingfilm and crisp packets as condoms because they cannot afford the real thing, say expertshttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3473415.stm "Would you like a Cheesy Wotsit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Warning over clingfilm 'condoms' Cash-strapped teenagers are using clingfilm and crisp packets as condoms because they cannot afford the real thing, say expertshttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3473415.stm Bet they got enough £'s to spunk away on fags,cheap booze and maybe the odd line or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Warning over clingfilm 'condoms' Cash-strapped teenagers are using clingfilm and crisp packets as condoms because they cannot afford the real thing, say expertshttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3473415.stm This has been going on for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Be that as it may, with all said, would you still slip it one?I would! That is unless her nipples pushed me away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 This has been going on for years.I know, how do you think you ended up being born? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I know, how do you think you ended up being born?Sorry Matey, I came along before the era of fire and iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Sorry Matey, I came along before the era of fire and iron.Ah, so a doc leaf slipped off your dad's jebend before he spaffed his beans then. Nightmare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) Ah, so a doc leaf slipped off your dad's jebend before he spaffed his beans then. Nightmare!In days of old when knights were bold......... Edited July 16, 2015 by cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 In days of old when knights were bold.................And toilet lights were dimYou'd hear a crashThen a splashOH GOD! He's fallen in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Sorry Matey, I came along before the era of fire and iron.Some things are timeless. Just as there were cave paintings depicting hard core sex acts, we now have the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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