Decimus Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Firstly she's a cunt for letting Les Dennis bang her mercilessly for years, heaving on top of her whilst gurning out his best Mavis from corrie impersonation. Secondly, she's a cunt for her attempts at empathy on Britains got cunts (talent). It's almost painful watching her try to squeeze a tear out of her heavily botoxed face as a daschund with a former crack addiction plays the harmonica and declares he's doing it for his under priviledged mixed breed puppies. And thirdly she's a cunt because of her constant flaunting of her embalmed, plastic, thoroughly fucking past it body. Put it away you absolutely disgusting, wizened old fucking tart. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I bet her cunt smells of parma violets, although I wouldn't volunteer to test that theory.Where's Cobra when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Her pussy's that old it's fucking haunted.Thank you Frankie Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Firstly she's a cunt for letting Les Dennis bang her mercilessly for years, heaving on top of her whilst gurning out his best Mavis from corrie impersonation. Secondly, she's a cunt for her attempts at empathy on Britains got cunts (talent). It's almost painful watching her try to squeeze a tear out of her heavily botoxed face as a daschund with a former crack addiction plays the harmonica and declares he's doing it for his under priviledged mixed breed puppies. And thirdly she's a cunt because of her constant flaunting of her embalmed, plastic, thoroughly fucking past it body. Put it away you absolutely disgusting, wizened old fucking tart. Not to mention dressing her prepubescent daughter like a prostitute and posting pictures on twitter then blaming everything from her husband to women's problems when she got called every name under the sun.What I also found particularly despicable was the way she was in front of tv cameras faster than her knickers dropping for Neil Morrissey touting for sympathy when it was revealed that her sister happened to be in Nepal during the earthquake despite the fact that it had already been established that she wasn't injured. Holden is an Olympic class slag and with a bit of luck agiest tv producers will start ostracising her so I don't have to see her annoying mug on my telly anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Be that as it may, with all said, would you still slip it one?the boat race is all you see ..... try to imagine all the sags , folds, and creases the posh chop shop surgeon has tucked away in her arse crack ..... slip it one ? ... no way jose ... it'll be like hunt the minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Firstly she's a cunt for letting Les Dennis bang her mercilessly for years, heaving on top of her whilst gurning out his best Mavis from corrie impersonation. Secondly, she's a cunt for her attempts at empathy on Britains got cunts (talent). It's almost painful watching her try to squeeze a tear out of her heavily botoxed face as a daschund with a former crack addiction plays the harmonica and declares he's doing it for his under priviledged mixed breed puppies. And thirdly she's a cunt because of her constant flaunting of her embalmed, plastic, thoroughly fucking past it body. Put it away you absolutely disgusting, wizened old fucking tart. I for one would smash her back doors to pieces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Dec, let me first say that great minds think alike, after seeing this sperm herder's face on a fucking yoghurt advert earlier, I genuinely thought to come back home and make her my first nom in a while, but you beat me to it you cheeky fucker.Secondly, this attention-munching fuckbag has literally zero talent. She is famous for sucking a gameshow host's dick and nothing more. I hear people saying that she wouldn't have got anywhere without her looks, which makes me question exactly what is considered attractive these days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I for one would smash her back doors to piecesI for one would smash her back doors to piecesi fucking despise her, but would still leave my wife and kids in a second if Amanda would have me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Firstly she's a cunt for letting Les Dennis bang her mercilessly for years, heaving on top of her whilst gurning out his best Mavis from corrie impersonation. Secondly, she's a cunt for her attempts at empathy on Britains got cunts (talent). It's almost painful watching her try to squeeze a tear out of her heavily botoxed face as a daschund with a former crack addiction plays the harmonica and declares he's doing it for his under priviledged mixed breed puppies. And thirdly she's a cunt because of her constant flaunting of her embalmed, plastic, thoroughly fucking past it body. Put it away you absolutely disgusting, wizened old fucking tart. It's subtle but I'm guessing you're not a fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 i fucking despise her, but would still leave my wife and kids in a second if Amanda would have me.I'm already out of likes for the day, which is a fucking unsurpassed tragedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) What the fuck is it exactly famous for apart from marrying that twat Led Dennis and arse fucking Neil Morrisey she got to be in the running to be be queen of Cunts next to the other queen Cunt Victoria Beckham. If I remember the stupid cunt once said she felt she was a gay man trapped in a woman's body, well she does like flashing her arse quite often.If this talentless cunt ever released autobiography book it would be called how I fucked my way to the top by taking it up my arse nothing more than a media whore talentless cunt.. Edited June 10, 2015 by Even bigger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Po faced, fuck all, gnat brained biddy bitch squarker. What a bunch of cunts young people are today to be inspired by such a waste of oxygen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I'm already out of likes for the day, which is a fucking unsurpassed tragedy.Ive got plenty of likes u can have. Do u want to borrow some? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Ive got plenty of likes u can have. Do u want to borrow some? Cuntcrapper's got a massive hoard of them in his shed. He hates every fucking thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 i fucking despise her, but would still leave my wife and kids in a second if Amanda would have me.I don't have any kids, still..........., which makes me question exactly what is considered attractive to a shithead, old-fart, never-was-been, talentless sidekick like Les Dennis these days. you need to qualify that statement with my addition in red... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 oh yes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Wonder what she uses to shine her legs?This is gonna be fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Shes a fucking minger,hate her cum stained face with a passion.If she was on all fours in front of me now the only thing 9" long i'd give her is a size 9 Doc Marten boot right in the snatch,although I'd probably lose my whole fucking leg in her saggy old clowns pocket.Wouldn,t piss on the cum bucket if she was on fire.Dog rough publicity whore! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Wonder what she uses to shine her legs?The tears of Les Dennis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 (edited) Shes a fucking minger,hate her cum stained face with a passion.If she was on all fours in front of me now the only thing 9" long i'd give her is a size 9 Doc Marten boot right in the snatch,although I'd probably lose my whole fucking leg in her saggy old clowns pocket.Wouldn,t piss on the cum bucket if she was on fire.Dog rough publicity whore!what neil said ....... again and again and again.she's the type who would stride over the body of a dying child if it led to another career move.also i would pay good money to see the chat show where someone walks on with a bucket of pig shit and tramps puke and throws it all over the bastarding slag. Edited June 10, 2015 by colonelkurtz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Shes a fucking minger,hate her cum stained face with a passion.If she was on all fours in front of me now the only thing 9" long i'd give her is a size 9 Doc Marten boot right in the snatch,although I'd probably lose my whole fucking leg in her saggy old clowns pocket.Wouldn,t piss on the cum bucket if she was on fire.Dog rough publicity whore!Here he is!Fuck me Neil, already on the third plastic bottle of Frosty Jack's I take it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Here he is!Fuck me Neil, already on the third plastic bottle of Frosty Jack's I take it?He's a fellow Norfolkite, but he aint local. Sick him, Bill, sick the outlander, before midsummers eve gets here and me and my posse wicker man him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 I quite like her. She's ok she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 Here he is!Fuck me Neil, already on the third plastic bottle of Frosty Jack's I take it?Not started yet,my vitriol was due to opening a letter from HMRC fining me £100 for a late return,give me a couple of hours to top up on grog and i'll really let the bitch 'ave it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 10, 2015 Report Share Posted June 10, 2015 He's a fellow Norfolkite, but he aint local. Sick him, Bill, sick the outlander, before midsummers eve gets here and me and my posse wicker man him.Not as sick as the bloke that wrote city's favourite match day song,seriously Decimus,you must feel fucking stupid singing that pile 'o shite?.........."Kick it off,throw it in,have a little scrimmage,keep it low, splendid rush,bravo win or die".What the fuck was he on bor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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