Guest MikeD Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 All over the news.I thought, holy fuck, we're going to get double figure temperatures in Scotland!Doubtless we'll get the usual parade of cunts with degrees in stating the fucking obvious telling us how to avoid dropping dead with sunstroke.I wonder what the chances are that it won't be as hot as they say it will.......Bastards, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Lovely and sunny here, fucking hot too, I'm frying eggs on me car bonnet...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Lovely and sunny here, fucking hot too, I'm frying eggs on me car bonnet...!!Frying eggs on me car bonnet.Is that code for something pervy?Just asking like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Frying eggs on me car bonnet.Is that code for something pervy?Just asking like.Don't judge me by other peoples standards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Fuck off all of it including the cunting humidity. I'm indoors with all the windows shut and the air - con set at 16c! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Just because we are due a couple of days of warm weather its doesn't make it a heatwave, the last heatwave we had in this country was 1976.Like bollocks it was!It was yesterday afternoon between 1.15 and 1.20. Cracked the flagstones round my gaff. Then it pissed down for 8 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 A hint of sun and all the fat beer bellied tattooed cunts crawl out of the woodwork wearing their 'Gawd blimey' shorts and shitted up worn out Tesco flip flops.... and that's just the female of the sub-species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Frying eggs on me car bonnet.Is that code for something pervy?Just asking like.Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Idiot. Get your act together you vile tosser. This is a pathetic post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Don't judge me by other peoples standards... The perfect toastie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Idiot. MMM , surely not. Imbecile at least? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Idiot. You would not believe it Francis, but last year some friends could give a high enough recommendation for us to try a holiday in Sousse. They especially said to take the bus to Monastir. I can just imagine to horror on the beach if we had gone this year ! The relief was palpable in Chez Jacko, after yesterday's grisly headlines. If we had taken their advice after 14 months, and if we could have got last week off on holiday, and had been on that particular stretch of beach for that specific 20 minutes, there's no telling what might have happened .But we didn't. And I was spared the fucking bus trip from hell, being pestered by the fuzzies to buy dates and oranges. Its a charmed life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Another pearl of wisdom from one of Ronnie Kray's rent boys.Hello sailor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 You would not believe it Francis, but last year some friends could give a high enough recommendation for us to try a holiday in Sousse. They especially said to take the bus to Monastir. I can just imagine to horror on the beach if we had gone this year ! The relief was palpable in Chez Jacko, after yesterday's grisly headlines. If we had taken their advice after 14 months, and if we could have got last week off on holiday, and had been on that particular stretch of beach for that specific 20 minutes, there's no telling what might have happened .But we didn't. And I was spared the fucking bus trip from hell, being pestered by the fuzzies to buy dates and oranges. Its a charmed life. A remarkable escape once again Jackie. A hair's breadth from absolute certain death. Just 14 months... the blink of an eye! This may seem hard to believe... far-fetched even, but if it wasn't for Ming missing her hairdressers appointment in Singapore on Friday afternoon, we would have both been sunbathing on that beach… without question! The fact that we would never ever consider booking a package holiday, detest brits abroad, were fast asleep on the other side of the world.. and didn't have tickets to travel, is irrelevant . Fate…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 A remarkable escape once again Jackie... a hair's breadth from absolute certain death. This may seem hard to believe... far-fetched even, but if it wasn't for Ming missing her hairdressers appointment in Singapore on Friday afternoon, we would have both been sunbathing on that beach… without question! The fact that we would never ever consider booking a package holiday, detest brits abroad, were fast asleep on the other side of the world.. and didn't have tickets to travel, is irrelevant . Fate….Wah Lau Eh ? Thank fuck for the piss poor timekeeping of the Singaporeans. We could all have been sipping Cosmopolitans at the beach bar. You in your expensive, exclusive beach wear, and me in...........well some nice swimmers from Matalan or The Original Factory Shop. Imagine the carnage if the gunman had started blazing away. The entire thought makes me shudder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Wah Lau Eh ? Thank fuck for the piss poor timekeeping of the Singaporeans. We could all have been sipping Cosmopolitans at the beach bar. You in your expensive, exclusive beach wear, and me in...........well some nice swimmers from Matalan or The Original Factory Shop. Imagine the carnage if the gunman had started blazing away. The entire thought makes me shudder. Like I said Jackie.. live each day as if it's your last. If I had been there, in my cream Orlebar Brown swimwear, I would have most definitely seen the Minkey coming and saved at least a few lives. You see.. I'm half amphibian. When I'm on the beach I snorkel just off shore more or less for the entire day. I would have tippy-toed up behind him, shoved my snorkel up his bumhole, then finger him in the eyeballs... like they do to sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Like I said Jackie.. live each day as if it's your last. If I had been there, in my cream Orlebar Brown swimwear, I would have most definitely seen the Minkey coming and saved at least a few lives. You see.. I'm half amphibian. When I'm on the beach I snorkel just off shore more or less for the entire day. I would have tippy-toed up behind him, shoved my snorkel up his bumhole, then finger him in the eyeballs... like they do to sharks. Like a cross between Jacque Cousteau and John McClane. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Like a cross between Jacque Cousteau and John McClane. Awesome.And maybe Bo Derek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 And maybe Bo Derek.It's such a shame Bawsey has fallen by the wayside... reduced himself to the likes of a two-faced flid. He would have seen this shit coming from a mile off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 It's such a shame Bawsey has fallen by the wayside... reduced himself to the likes of a two-faced flid. He would have seen this shit coming from a mile off. Apparently he's doing the legal legwork for aggrieved Eastern Europeans in Glasgow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 And maybe Bo Derek.At least you didn't say Ursula Andress ... I would have had to kill you then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 What the fuck happened to Baws? Surely he's not been banned?I take it you missed out on the proxygate revelations last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Cheers Bill. I must have missed that. Although ever since posting, he's made no secret of using a proxy. It's a fucking shame. I must admit, I feared the worst. He must be in his late forties by now, which is quite a good innings for a Scotsman.He's 40, Scottish, and alive!?!I can only imagine the condition he's in. He probably makes Stephen Hawking look like an olympic sprinter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 It's such a shame Bawsey has fallen by the wayside... reduced himself to the likes of a two-faced flid. He would have seen this shit coming from a mile off. He hasn't been banned. I merged the two ID's. If he has fallen by the wayside it is an extra curricular activity. Now you say that, I best check this pile of shit software in case it has fucked him over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 I've been walking with a fucking limp since you tampered with my credentials. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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