Guest Snatch Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 How many channels you got on your telly Snitcher? Are you still living in the 1970's you knob?I happen to have quite a few channels. I've even got a remote control. How about that?How long before shows purely for poofs will be on mainstream channels?Then you'll fucking whinge and moan about it.Or maybe you already tune into these homo channels.Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I read about a guy called Bobby Riggs a former Wimbledon champion who challenged Billy Jean King to a match in the 70's. Apparently he used to hustle people by playing them at tennis but he'd use a frying pan and still hammer them. Now that would be worth seeing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 The only cunts who go to wimbledon are queers,grannies,paedophiles,jews and tennis fans.Yes, I was having a bit of trouble with the proportions for this too. Are there no Jews among the tennis fans? How do we know they are Jews? Why do Jews prefer tennis to other sports? Why would paedophiles prefer tennis? What about gay Jews.... Do they have a sub category ..... It's all rather confusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 FORE! .........I'll get my coat.That coat must be hanging off your shoulders in rags by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I happen to have quite a few channels. I've even got a remote control. How about that?How long before shows purely for poofs will be on mainstream channels?Then you'll fucking whinge and moan about it.Or maybe you already tune into these homo channels.Fucking idiot.I'm sorry Snitch, i didn't realize you were chained down, with matchsticks propping up your eyelids, being forced to watch sports on the telly. I must admit it doesn't sound like much of a life and you have my sympathy. On the other hand i always suspected you have no life anyway so no harm done then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Yes, I was having a bit of trouble with the proportions for this too. Are there no Jews among the tennis fans? How do we know they are Jews? Why do Jews prefer tennis to other sports? Why would paedophiles prefer tennis? What about gay Jews.... Do they have a sub category ..... It's all rather confusing. The jews are the spectators with bushy eyebrows. The ones with bushy eyebrows wearing pink shirts are the gay Jews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 The jews are the spectators with bushy eyebrows. The ones with bushy eyebrows wearing pink shirts are the gay Jews. Well spotted NG. You have to have some kind of system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Wimbledon? Pfft!The Henley Regatta is where the sporting connoisseur was this weekend.Oh dear - I appear to have come all over 'Punkape', in a manner of speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 The Tour de France is for cheats.Of course it is, it's run by the fucking frenchies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 But it's always good viewing watching that miserable, boring, monotoned scottish metronome cunt lose. The side-show of his ugly bitching mother alien parent getting wound up and her eyes bulging out of her head is a positive delight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 But it's always good viewing watching that miserable, boring, monotoned scottish metronome cunt lose. The side-show of his ugly bitching mother alien parent getting wound up and her eyes bulging out of her head is a positive delight.And the inevitable injury story being wheeled out to put the icing on the cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 That coat must be hanging off your shoulders in rags by now.There's plenty of wear left in it yet...... Fortunately for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 And the inevitable injury story being wheeled out to put the icing on the cake.Apparently, everyone is trying to get onto Murray's mound ........ Mondo bizarro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 I noticed that the women's football team are proclaimed hero's with pictures of them celebrating. Did they win the world cup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 I couldn't agree more with all of the above, tennis it's all a load of old bollocks, what frosted my cookies more was when those fucknuggets at the BBC (buggering boys club) got rid of john inverdale simply for insinuating that marion bartoli might be an ugly bint and replaced him with their latest "one dyke fits all" clare fucking balding who knows jack shit about anything non horse related but ticks the bbc's equality box of being a middle aged fanny eating monster and hence presents anything and everything possible- a bit like in the 90's when everything had to feature andi fucking peters in some shape or form for the same reasons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 I couldn't agree more with all of the above, tennis it's all a load of old bollocks, what frosted my cookies more was when those fucknuggets at the BBC (buggering boys club) got rid of john inverdale simply for insinuating that marion bartoli might be an ugly bint and replaced him with their latest "one dyke fits all" clare fucking balding who knows jack shit about anything non horse related but ticks the bbc's equality box of being a middle aged fanny eating monster and hence presents anything and everything possible- a bit like in the 90's when everything had to feature andi fucking peters in some shape or form for the same reasons! Don't pay your license fee in protest. I dont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 But it's always good viewing watching that miserable, boring, monotoned scottish metronome cunt lose. The side-show of his ugly bitching mother alien parent getting wound up and her eyes bulging out of her head is a positive delight.How many cats has andy murray got? And why does one of them die two minutes before every time he's interviewed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 How many cats has andy murray got? And why does one of them die two minutes before every time he's interviewed? Not entirely sure Scotty, but I'm sure his cats are at no risk of being raped. I mean, who ever heard of a Scot putting something into a kitty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Boris Johnson says that if the government lowered the 45% tax rate for the highest earners it would give Andy Murray more incentive to win. You couldn't make this crap up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Not entirely sure Scotty, but I'm sure his cats are at no risk of being raped. I mean, who ever heard of a Scot putting something into a kitty?We're on thin ice here Doc. Don't forget the baws/rev coalition, they're thinner skinned than you might think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Don't pay your license fee in protest. I dont.i don't, in fact i collect those ridiculous letters they send out, my particular favourites are the ones addressed to "the legal occupier" that start with the opener. ...what to expect in court - you don't even know my name you spunk trumpets, I'm not handing over my hard earned to fund your network of nonces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 I'm sorry Snitch, i didn't realize you were chained down, with matchsticks propping up your eyelids, being forced to watch sports on the telly. I must admit it doesn't sound like much of a life and you have my sympathy. On the other hand i always suspected you have no life anyway so no harm done then?No Judgey,not chained down,just fucked off that everytime some cunt kicks,hits or throws a fucking ball it's all over the fucking TV.Not everyone is interested in this poofery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 No Judgey,not chained down,just fucked off that everytime some cunt kicks,hits or throws a fucking ball it's all over the fucking TV.Not everyone is interested in this poofery.It's the two-week tennis fans that fuck me off. Not one of the cunts I know who are watching Wimbledon give a fuck about tennis any other time.'You been watching Wimbledon?'No, because I don't give a fuck about tennis and neither do you.'Oh come on, you've got to support Andy Mur.....' *SMACK* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Oh dear - I appear to have come all over 'Punkape', in a manner of speaking.Expect a pm from him with his address soon Jiggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 i don't, in fact i collect those ridiculous letters they send out, my particular favourites are the ones addressed to "the legal occupier" that start with the opener. ...what to expect in court - you don't even know my name you spunk trumpets, I'm not handing over my hard earned to fund your network of nonces.Any shit mail I get I stick it all in a pre-paid envelope sent by those insurance companies and send it to them. That includes menus. Childish I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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