Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 Just now, cuntspotter said: I was there Nov to Feb ..... The wind always blew from the east and could cut you in half. Fucking unlucky son. Yep, that's the one, straight out of Siberia, over the North Sea, and right into your neck and ears. Those 3 months it's 200m taxis here and there, fucking impossible to be outside. Chilly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 anyway... The beeb are still 'editing' what he actually said slightly... Not much, but it does quite change the exactly meaning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 8, 2015 Report Share Posted December 8, 2015 46 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I once spent a winter in Aberdeen.... The longest three months of my fucking life. 3 months? Winter lasts about 10 months up there don't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I was there Nov to Feb ..... The wind always blew from the east and could cut you in half. Why on Earth did you go at that point. You need to be there for the summer season, which usually falls somewhere between July 8 through the 23. If you miss that window, you're fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 9 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I was there Nov to Feb ..... The wind always blew from the east and could cut you in half. Nice beach though. Shame the albino ginger cunts can only use it by moonlight around the winter solstice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Nice beach though. Shame the albino ginger cunts can only use it by moonlight around the winter solstice. Yeah,the sunbathers are all encased in tripe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Nice beach though. Shame the albino ginger cunts can only use it by moonlight around the winter solstice. It's spelt "bleach", dyslexic suicidal fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Back on topic. Fucking bald nazi talking cock that he is, hats off, he's one absurdly brass necked cunt. Standing on stage in the run up to presidential elections doing mong impressions - with the claw hand, mong voice, the works! Disappointed to note he didn't do the shoulder biting. Most stunning that this seems to be tolerable-ish for a fat fraction of the electorate. Id like to see Cameron stand up blacked up and do a prophet mo impersonation. Fucking cowardly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Back on topic. Fucking bald nazi talking cock that he is, hats off, he's one absurdly brass necked cunt. Standing on stage in the run up to presidential elections doing mong impressions - with the claw hand, mong voice, the works! Disappointed to note he didn't do the shoulder biting. Most stunning that this seems to be tolerable-ish for a fat fraction of the electorate. Id like to see Cameron stand up blacked up and do a prophet mo impersonation. Fucking cowardly cunt. To be fair , that's a good joey deacon impression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 15 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Back on topic. Fucking bald nazi talking cock that he is, hats off, he's one absurdly brass necked cunt. Standing on stage in the run up to presidential elections doing mong impressions - with the claw hand, mong voice, the works! Disappointed to note he didn't do the shoulder biting. Most stunning that this seems to be tolerable-ish for a fat fraction of the electorate. Id like to see Cameron stand up blacked up and do a prophet mo impersonation. Fucking cowardly cunt. Stephen Hawking's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 20 hours ago, luke swarm said: No thinking there I am afraid.....this cunt is highly dangerous....in my view he is more dangerous than any terrorist and to give this epic cunt any power over weapons and forces is very very scary. Why are American so fucking dense ....its almost simpsonsesqe to see this playing out. Are you an American? because you are fucking dense, soppy cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 minute ago, Fatty said: Are you an American? because you are fucking dense, soppy cunt! Fatty, if they exiled you from the UK it would free up enough resources to feed and house 150 asylum seekers. You detestable blimp of a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Fatty, if they exiled you from the UK it would free up enough resources to feed and house 150 asylum seekers. You detestable blimp of a man. Who rattled your chain stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 minute ago, Fatty said: Who rattled your chain stickers? Half the stupid fucking cunts on here, that's who. Honestly Fatty, the quality of some of the posters on here these days.... it makes my blood boil. Their input makes your repetitive use of the phrase "Soppy Cunt" look like the work of a celebrated poet laureate. Some of Couldn't Give A Shit's posts... every time I read his them all I can smell and see is that really yellow, runny excrement that young babies sometimes do. Dreadful. Really dreadful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Nicola Sturgeon Strips Donald Trump Of Scotland Ambassador Role, bet he is regretting that outburst now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 43 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Trump has now said the Queen wears a burkha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 25 minutes ago, MikeD said: Trump has now said the Queen wears a burkha. It appears it was a piss-take. Shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 2 hours ago, Fatty said: Are you an American? because you are fucking dense, soppy cunt! Go and hump somebody else's leg you fucking moron.....these returning cunt heroes are such disappointments......Frank,fatty,applescruff all one trick cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Go and hump somebody else's leg you fucking moron.....these returning cunt heroes are such disappointments......Frank,fatty,applescruff all one trick cunts At least we've got the Ashes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 I have signed the e-petition to ban trump from entering the UK. I'm not bothered about the muslims, I just think he's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 6 minutes ago, scotty said: I have signed the e-petition to ban trump from entering the UK. I'm not bothered about the muslims, I just think he's a cunt. He is no worse than our lot. In fact he is quite entertaining. Anyway, politics is for gayboys. Fucking shirt lifting twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 hour ago, scotty said: I have signed the e-petition to ban trump from entering the UK. I'm not bothered about the muslims, I just think he's a cunt. I wouldn't be surprised if he's planning a trip to the UK, that's just the kind of thing he'd love. And what could we do? Fuck all, it's not as if we could shoot him down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 2 hours ago, Manky said: He is no worse than our lot. In fact he is quite entertaining. Anyway, politics is for gayboys. Fucking shirt lifting twats. He's the transatlantic boris johnson manky, hence he's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 Don't know what all the fuss is about, chapter 2 section 212 is the prohibition of entry to the US if the alien belongs to an organsation seeking to overthrow the government , by force, violence or unconstitutional means, if you are a true Muslim the believer must submit to Islam, the Koran, Sharia Law and the Hadith, and not the the law of the land, so by definition Muslims should not be offered entry. Problem solved. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Don't know what all the fuss is about, chapter 2 section 212 is the prohibition of entry to the US if the alien belongs to an organsation seeking to overthrow the government , by force, violence or unconstitutional means, if you are a true Muslim the believer must submit to Islam, the Koran, Sharia Law and the Hadith, and not the the law of the land, so by definition Muslims should not be offered entry. Problem solved. Fuck off. And a big thank you to Ed, our diplomatic correspondent. Excellent work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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