Eddie Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 blokes that wear their entire wealth around their neck, obviously outside the shirt so everyone can see. It's all a bit embarrassing really, anything beyond a watch and wedding ring is chav central and should be avoided at all costs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 blokes that wear their entire wealth around their neck, obviously outside the shirt so everyone can see. It's all a bit embarrassing really, anything beyond a watch and wedding ring is chav central and should be avoided at all costs.Unmarried or lads that have been recently redeposited into the single scene should be allowed something other than a wedding band. Even married men should be allowed something other than a wedding band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 What're you talking 'bout fooool?...............I ain't gettin' on no plane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I've invented a watch that beams the wearers total net worth onto any nearby sentient object - for the ostentatious prick who goes in for this kind of peacockery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I've invented a watch that beams the wearers total net worth onto any nearby sentient object - for the ostentatious prick who goes in for this kind of peacockery.I don't think I'd want such a time piece. Entering the golden years is difficult enough without suffering the slings and arrows of depleted fortune! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Same goes for most expensive watches, the Rolex is the Harley Davidson of the watch world, mechanical wank that constantly loose time, totally for show and can be bettered for a fraction of the cost. Every one has a phone with the time/date/diary built in, if you have to wear a watch then a battery model will be far more accurate. Only buy a Rolex for the same reason the chavs display their gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Fucking Rolex. When it's 3pm it's fucking 3pm no matter how much the cunt cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Unmarried or lads that have been recently redeposited into the single scene should be allowed something other than a wedding band. Even married men should be allowed something other than a wedding band. keeper ring or half sovereign ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Expensive watches like Rolex are for:- People who genuinely have so much money, they can't think of anything better to spend it on- People who want to pretend they have so much money, they can't think of anything better to spend it on- People who have some disposable income, and lack imagination to buy something worthwhile like a trip abroad, so opt for something they think everyone else buys when they have spare money.All of them are, in increasing magnitude, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Expensive watches like Rolex are for:- People who genuinely have so much money, they can't think of anything better to spend it on- People who want to pretend they have so much money, they can't think of anything better to spend it on- People who have some disposable income, and lack imagination to buy something worthwhile like a trip abroad, so opt for something they think everyone else buys when they have spare money.All of them are, in increasing magnitude, cunts.bang on bill, as they say 'wealth whispers', Roman Abramovich wears a £93 digital watch, dodgy used car salesman wear gold Rolex watches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 If someone had a solid gold Prince Albert would that make them a cunt? Hypothetically speaking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Men DON'T wear jewellery. Cunts do. No watch, wedding ring, nothing. Why would you ? Fucking pissbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I don't wear jewelry because I'm not brandead smeghead who thinks people want know how much money I have/don't have. It's also a bit girly.A mate has a diamond encrusted, platinum Rolex that cost him in the region of 70k. It's quite shiny and impressive I must admit, but not really my kind of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 keeper ring or half sovereign ?I should think a handsome lot of knuckle dusters for cunts who object to you buying his bird drinks and escorting her to her flat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 I don't wear jewelry because I'm not brandead smeghead who thinks people want know how much money I have/don't have. It's also a bit girly.A mate has a diamond encrusted, platinum Rolex that cost him in the region of 70k. It's quite shiny and impressive I must admit, but not really my kind of thing.must be a football premiership fucker, new money and all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 must be a football premiership fucker, new money and all that Drug dealer. Murdered someone, got sent down, then got out on some technicality and the criminal injuries board gave him several hundred grand for his troubles, which he promptly invested in drug dealing. Crime can pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Drug dealer. Murdered someone, got sent down, then got out on some technicality and the criminal injuries board gave him several hundred grand for his troubles, which he promptly invested in drug dealing. Crime can pay.like his style, good the smart cunt is keeping a low profile with his 70k watch, does he have a Range Rover sport with blacked out windows to complete the low key appearance ? And Nung or smoke ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 like his style, good the smart cunt is keeping a low profile with his 70k watch, does he have a Range Rover sport with blacked out windows to complete the low key appearance ? And Nung or smoke ?Last time I saw him it was a BMW M3 cab with horrific chrome wheels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Last time I saw him it was a BMW M3 cab with horrific chrome wheels. subtle, he will fly under the radar driving that as long as his stereo is turned up full blast and he wears a baseball cap and mirror sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 subtle, he will fly under the radar driving that as long as his stereo is turned up full blast and he wears a baseball cap and mirror sunglasses. Fuck me, do you know him too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 Fuck me, do you know him too?standard in Hounslow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Poofs Edited July 18, 2015 by cuntspotter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted July 17, 2015 Report Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) A common daydream of mind is to conjure up a mental image of one of these orange skinned, Essex accented, low I.Q, V-neck wearing pillow biters adorned in their fake knock off Argos jewellery, and to look them dead in the eye and laugh at the 'thick as pig shit' look on their clueless faces.... and then set them on fire. Edited July 17, 2015 by Ahriman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 Or cunts who describe anything even remotely fucking decorative as 'bling'.Those dull, unimaginative bastards should be gassed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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