Guest luke swarm Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Unfortunately my Son was made redundant in June, not being highly skilled or may I say highly intelligent he has been at the mercy of these festering sores on the arsehole of mankind.They say one thing then do another, low paid shit jobs in shit companies who cannot be bothered to assume responsibility to even abuse the employees themselves. They are in cahoots with those other fine specimens of humanity the job centre (read cunts). I mean its just a fucking forklift job the lad wants...not to take a leading part in heart surgery...how much experience do you want to hoik large boxes around in a warehouse, its 7 quid an hour so is it really necessary to behave as if a selection test for the Krypton factor.Also what is the point of phoning and saying yes we may have 2 days work for you, what fooking good is that to anyone....They are a curse on our society who prey on people who are unfortunate enough to be made jobless and I would dearly like to see a great pestilence cast upon them...the utter utter cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) I once encountered a similar situation:I had a pair of cats, brother and sister. They too produced some rather unintelligent offspring, which I didn't want, and more importantly couldn't make any money off (they had crooked spines, wonky eyes and couldn't be toilet trained. Sound familiar?) My solution was to drown them in a bucket. Perhaps you should consider this course of action with your son? Edited August 10, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 I once encountered a similar situation:I had a pair of cats, brother and sister. They too produced some rather unintelligent offspring, which I didn't want, and more importantly couldn't make any money off (they had crooked spines, wonky eyes and couldn't be toilet trained. Sound familiar?) Anyway, I digress. My solution was to drown them in a bucket. Perhaps you should consider this course of action with your son?Its trying to find a bucket big enough and the twat is bigger than me now so cannot hold his head down either....but don't think the thought had not occurred to me on numerous occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Its trying to find a bucket big enough and the twat is bigger than me now so cannot hold his head down either....but don't think the thought had not occurred to me on numerous occasions.He sounds thick enough that you could convince him to put on a shiny new pair of concrete flippers, next time you take him to the lake for a father and son fishing trip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 He sounds thick enough that you could convince him to put on a shiny new pair of concrete flippers, next time you take him to the lake for a father and son fishing trip?although it hurts , there's no denying it that he is a thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 although it hurts , there's no denying it that he is a thick cunt. The perfect qualification to work...in an employment agency. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Its trying to find a bucket big enough and the twat is bigger than me now so cannot hold his head down either....but don't think the thought had not occurred to me on numerous occasions.Shame its not the 1400s. You could have got some thugs to grab him, take him somewhere andshove a red hot poker up his arse.Come to think of it you can still do that in Peckham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 The perfect qualification to work...in an employment agency.Cunt - I was going to say that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Fork lift driving is one step up the ladder to bog cleaning,I should know I've got 3 of the cunts in my not too distant family,and they live in Lincolnshire....cunts,hope I never see 'em again.Amazing how cunts breed even bigger cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Fork lift driving is one step up the ladder to bog cleaning,I should know I've got 3 of the cunts in my not too distant family,and they live in Lincolnshire....cunts,hope I never see 'em again.Amazing how cunts breed even bigger cuntsI am sorry but I have to correct you, forklift driving and bog cleaning are occupations done by the uneducated but on the whole, honest salt of the earth types albeit thick , whereas employment agency cunts are simply that cunts who enjoy cunting about and being cunts to all and sundry...the more luckless the individual exponentially the more cuntish they behave.However I can sympathize with you about Lincolnshire having a high proportion of people within the cunt spectrum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 although it hurts , there's no denying it that he is a thick cunt. Are you really sure he's yours?........Oh yes, of course he fucking his, a right chip off the old block Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Are you really sure he's yours?........Oh yes, of course he fucking his, a right chip off the old blockyes thank you Doctor, although to be fair he takes after his mother from great yarmouth ....that's right your fucking sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 yes thank you Doctor, although to be fair he takes after his mother from great yarmouth ....that's right your fucking sister. She does get about. They call her the Pleasure Beach bike round this neighbourhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 She does get about. They call her the Pleasure Beach bike round this neighbourhood.Not in the shit pit known as Blackpool I hope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 As I get older, and see the changes happening in our once great country, I tell myself everyday "Wizzo, now aren't you glad you didn't drop out of school? You could have ended up in the employment agencies or job centre looking for absolute shit work." I suppose it's a benefit of life experience to ridicule the thickest cunts of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Why doesn't he have any kind of qualifications? He's your son, you should have made sure that he did somefuckingthing with his life. He cant be that fucking stupid can he?Some of the thickest, semi literate mouth breathers I have ever met are sparkies, chippies, plumbers, mechanical engineers and all kinds of blokes who service various machines and pieces of equipment. They all get paid well, and when they have to use agencies, the pay is actually ok. Where are you? If you are in London I can hook him up with a few agencies that pay well. If he can use tools and do a bit of DIY, then he'll be ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Why doesn't he have any kind of qualifications? He's your son, you should have made sure that he did somefuckingthing with his life. He cant be that fucking stupid can he?Some of the thickest, semi literate mouth breathers I have ever met are sparkies, chippies, plumbers, mechanical engineers and all kinds of blokes who service various machines and pieces of equipment. They all get paid well, and when they have to use agencies, the pay is actually ok. Where are you? If you are in London I can hook him up with a few agencies that pay well. If he can use tools and do a bit of DIY, then he'll be ok.Thanks for the offer Deebom...he starts a forklift job tonight in fact and tomorrow he has a selection test for National express which looks hopeful...in addition he has an interview for the RAF next week so he is trying. As to your other point, he has two sisters, one is a consultant Gynaecologist (await pisstake) and the youngest is a doctorate in science and doing nicely. So its not lack of opportunity but ability, incidentally he also has a gas qualification as I trained him but he admits he could not do that job alone.We are in the west midlands which bucks all national trends as to employment ,,,the people out of work here is rising not falling,,,I believe the only other place this is happening is the north east apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 one is a consultant Gynaecologist (await pisstake) No pun intended? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 should that be consultant urologist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 No pun intended?its a fair cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 Thanks for the offer Deebom...he starts a forklift job tonight in fact and tomorrow he has a selection test for National express which looks hopeful...in addition he has an interview for the RAF next week so he is trying. As to your other point, he has two sisters, one is a consultant Gynaecologist (await pisstake) and the youngest is a doctorate in science and doing nicely. So its not lack of opportunity but ability, incidentally he also has a gas qualification as I trained him but he admits he could not do that job alone.We are in the west midlands which bucks all national trends as to employment ,,,the people out of work here is rising not falling,,,I believe the only other place this is happening is the north east apparently If he has a gas certificate, then he should get a job in maintenance. 30/45k a year, not bad for a young lad. Here's a list of companies to look at. There are always vacancies and they aint too fussy either. I recession proof too, as large building need maintaining regardless of whether they are occupied or not. Fabric engineer is the most basic role, requires zero quals, but will prob only pay 20/25k. What gas training/quals does he have?http://www.integral.co.uk/index.php/careers http://www.norlandmanagedservices.co.uk/index.php/careers/current-opportunities/ http://www.carillionplc.com/careers/search-for-vacancies.aspx http://www.cofely-gdfsuez.co.uk/profile/about-cofely/careers/ Here's a list of companies that provide these services.http://www.building.co.uk/maintenance-companies/5021810.article Fuck driving a forklift, it's shit. These companies will pay far more for doing not a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 We seem to be picking up posts intended for MumsNet again. You bunch of fucking homos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 We seem to be picking up posts intended for MumsNet again. You bunch of fucking homos.shouldn't you be out kerb crawling Pissflaps, you inbred web footed swamp cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 shouldn't you be out kerb crawling Pissflaps, you inbred web footed swamp cunt. I have an appointment at the gynecologist so I'm keeping it clean tonight. I might see you tomorrow if you're dropping your daughter off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 11, 2015 Report Share Posted August 11, 2015 I have an appointment at the gynecologist so I'm keeping it clean tonight. I might see you tomorrow if you're dropping your daughter off.pretty much what I figured although you being a transgender who has only recently had the cock to cunt conversion might be advised to cancel with the gynaecologist and see your specialist. just my professional opinion you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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