Guest nobgobbler Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 ...so tell us gobbler, what brought this idea of eleven men with their pricks dribbling into your mind? Just wondering. dunno .... the David Beckam y-front poster perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 .....if it would be possible for this corner of cunts to discuss a nom without resorting to a personal attack or criticism of any members, current or expired. I am guessing no, you fucking bunch of bell ends. No offence.#killyourselfcunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 That was an unfair comment there Lukers.It's not what you say, it's what you don't say .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 It's not what you say, it's what you don't say ....You have to listen to the notes he's not playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 #killyourselfcuntHave you given your boyfriend Richie your log in details?? I present to you a 25 carat gilt edged invitation to mete out a good cunting and you come up with this soppy bollocks. Raise your fucking game you skidmark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Have you given your boyfriend Richie your log in details?? I present to you a 25 carat gilt edged invitation to mete out a good cunting and you come up with this soppy bollocks. Raise your fucking game you skidmark.Is this your best effort to become a big dog on Cunts Corner? Maybe you'll make it one day.I guess everyone deserves their 15 minutes of fame actually... Hopefully your 15 minutes will be a live, televised negotiation with trained mental health experts, before you throw yourself off Beachy Head.Better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Here's one just for Manila.If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Here's one just for Manila.If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?..that depends on if the elephant still has his tusks, then he's welcome as a true american, and he can hope that one day he may become President Loxodonta...If he's poor then God help the fucker.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Elephants are quite wealthy, so it shouldn't be a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 21, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?Massage parlours.Apparently! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 If a track suit wearing pikey gets knee-caped by a Glock 17, how long would it take you to stop laughing and reload? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 What must it feel like to be a biscuit surrounded by sailors jerking off?Ask Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you £200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 50p? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 Why did the phone navigation in my van pick this particular evening to declare "your route is clear. You will arrive at nineteen fifty-five." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?Judge's nightstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 What do Japanese people call their Japs eye?I have it on good authority that they call it " The Jocks' Mouth " due to the unpalatable material it expectorates on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I have it on good authority that they call it " The Jocks' Mouth " due to the unpalatable material it expectorates on a daily basis.The man who spews truth from every orifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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