Neil Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 ....is a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 A detailed and insightful nomination Neil. A+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 So much said with so few words. That is mastery, true mastery of the English language. Well done. An even bigger aspect of this is when the cunting summer comes to and end and the ugly, stereotypical English weather takes hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 A detailed and insightful nomination Neil. A+ Your right Sticks. Neil's Noms are always deep,well thought out and with a sentence structure that would put Shakespeare to shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Did you get one this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Did you get one this year? No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 No!We did/have/are. *pokes tongue out* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 We did/have/are. *pokes tongue out*Bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Bastards!Lucky bastards more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 ....is a cunt!Come now be fair Neil, we did have that week at the end of June.....you remember it got to 30 degrees.trains were cancelled due to heat warped rails, reservoirs boiled to steam causing a drought, a hosepipe ban was placed in the home counties, old ladies fainted and emergency rooms were unable to cope, People were advised to share baths, scores of dogs died in unattended cars, twats with hankey knotted heads filled all our chav seaside towns, Farmers raised all their prices as crops failed. And every witty cunt went around asking "warm enough for ya" That my friend was our Summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 That my friend was our Summer fucking good job I spent 10 days living 'La dolce vita' cos I must have fucking blinked and missed our cunt!Roll on july Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I was thinking the same thing this afternoon riding home from work. I was thinking"God, you fucking cunt. Everyday this week I have been drenched riding home. It's fucking August you omnipotent prick. Why the fuck is pissing down in August you utter bastard? You really are the biggest cunt of them all."This train of thought went on for a while, and didn't bring me one bit of comfort. Fuck religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Anyone who rides home from work deserves to get wet,why dont you buy a car you tight cunt and help bring about the end of the world sooner so we can all be put out of our fucking misery,selfish bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Your a bonny fucker neil.... ..and you look disturbing like I did in the 80's... although it wasn't Milwaukee.......now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 The weather is shite but shame it weren't like this during those two heavy defeats in the Ashes, the Aussies would have been on the pitch with all the other drips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 The weather is shite but shame it weren't like this during those two heavy defeats in the Ashes, the Aussies would have been on the pitch with all the other drips.............that watches this boring wankfest known as cricket.Is it true they play in white so the stains are less obvious? I was thinking the same thing this afternoon riding home from work. I was thinking"God, you fucking cunt. Everyday this week I have been drenched riding home. It's fucking August you omnipotent prick. Why the fuck is pissing down in August you utter bastard? You really are the biggest cunt of them all."This train of thought went on for a while, and didn't bring me one bit of comfort. Fuck religion. you've only got yourself to blame. Use a fucking car and increase your carbon footprint to move this global warming on a bit like every other selfish moron sitting in their car on their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 ........that watches this boring wankfest known as cricket.Is it true they play in white so the stains are less obvious?Cant answer that but I think colours were introduced for ODI's to liven it up a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 I was thinking the same thing this afternoon riding home from work. I was thinking"God, you fucking cunt. Everyday this week I have been drenched riding home. It's fucking August you omnipotent prick. Why the fuck is pissing down in August you utter bastard? You really are the biggest cunt of them all."This train of thought went on for a while, and didn't bring me one bit of comfort. Fuck religion. There is the solution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 The end of summer such as it was ends on Monday. And to see it off in style.This long weekend is going to be a right belter TV wise.....I am really looking forward to the X Factor tomorrow and to top it all off, Mr Henrys new comedy Danny and the Human Zoo starts on Monday night. Absolutely fucking cannot wait,,,,,Must dash now as the men in white coats are coming in with my medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 There is the solutionI already have an elephant, it's a bit small, there's not enough room in the trunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Did you get one this year? I did. 2 weeks in June in Lanzarote and I've just had 2 weeks in Morocco. There is the solutionThat fucking elephant is tall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 I did. 2 weeks in June in Lanzarote and I've just had 2 weeks in Morocco. You fuck off to Lanzarote and Morocco without so much as "see you soon",come back on here without so much as a "hello" and don't even post bikini photos.Get a grip woman!!Welcome back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 1, 2015 Report Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) Just came back from Aus, it was 15 degrees out there in melbourne they were all walking about in hats and coats. They thought i was fucking bonkers walking around in a tee shirt, no fucking resistance those wimpy fucking aussies. Edited September 1, 2015 by ducunti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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