Jiggerycock Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) If some components - for the wings of a Boeing 747 say - are not milled to tolerance levels going into several significant figures, then there is a real risk of catastrophic failure and much spilling of claret, certainly enough to ruin the day of any tourist suddenly finding themselves being turned into strawberry jam as their body comes into sudden, violent and unexpected contact with fragments of red-hot engine casing.No, it's not that kind of perfectionism I'm twitting on about.It's cunts (for there can be no other nomenclature) that won't drink the coffee you've thoughtfully made for them 'because it's a bit too milky' or diners prepared to ruin the whole evening for their party, complaining that their steak 'was more well-done than medium-to-well' as I requested'.I think it's to do with their flaunting of some notional idea of 'good taste' they have about themselves, rather than the realisation they're teeth-grindingly irritating bores that drive the rest of us (well, me) bats. Edited September 18, 2015 by Jiggerycock Spelt 'steak' like the thing you drive through Draculas heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 If some components - for the wings of a Boeing 747 say - are not milled to tolerance levels going into several significant figures, then there is a real risk of catastrophic failure and much spilling of claret, certainly enough to ruin the day of any tourist suddenly finding themselves being turned into strawberry jam as their body comes into sudden, violent and unexpected contact with fragments of red-hot engine casing.No, it's not that kind of perfectionism I'm twitting on about.It's cunts (for there can be no other nomenclature) that won't drink the coffee you've thoughtfully made for them 'because it's a bit too milky' or diners prepared to ruin the whole evening for their party, complaining that their steak 'was more well-done than medium-to-well' as I requested'.I think it's to do with their flaunting of some notional idea of 'good taste' they have about themselves, rather than the realisation they're teeth-grindingly irritating bores that drive the rest of us (well, me) bats.not a brilliant rant 7/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 not a brilliant rant 7/10Rather like Snow White when she threw a party to celebrate the dwarves birthday, I've set the bar too high 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 There is a saying that goes "if a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well". A saying, that I suspect your parents weren't familiar with when you were conceived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 18, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 There is a saying that goes "if a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well". A saying, that I suspect your parents weren't familiar with when you were conceived.There's another one 'The Devil will make work for idle hands to do' with which I suspect you are all too familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I belong to the "It'll look alright from the bypass" tendency. Quality is only fitness for purpose. I don't go ram raiding in my Bugatti Veyron. The Audi or Porsche will do for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 I was brought up to believe that if a job's worth doing it's worth doing well and I still believe that to be true. However, I once married a real pretentious cunt and he had me jumping through hoops until I came to my senses and dumped the cunt. As a result the current Mr Gobbler, and anybody else for that matter, occasionally get my stock response of "do it yourself next time, cunt". It works a treat for two reasons - next time they either get what they're given and shut the fuck up, or they do it themselves. I pretty much don't care which one they choose. The less time I have to spend on pampering some ungrateful cunt, the more time have to do as I please. Now where did I put his credit card? I belong to the "It'll look alright from the bypass" tendency. Quality is only fitness for purpose. I don't go ram raiding in my Bugatti Veyron. The Audi or Porsche will do for that.I remember walking past a couple of newbie window fitters. One said, "hey mate that frame ain't straight", the other one replied "it'll look ok when the glass is in". Errrr, how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2015 Report Share Posted September 18, 2015 not a brilliant rant 7/10Bo Derek was never a 10. Just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Bo Derek was never a 10. Just saying...This should ring a bell bit doesn't. Was she in a film? Perfection eh. Not my style. My Idea of DIY is you do it yourself. I would rather work overtime for as long as it takes and pay an expert to do it. Cunts who say they enjoy it are dangerous fuckers who spoil it for us lazy twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 20, 2015 Report Share Posted September 20, 2015 Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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