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What the fuck is going on, that this toilet bug is resurfacing on the tele?  His shite movies, television cameos, and trying to convince Hollyweird to add more male frontal nudity in film.  This poof takes it up the back pipe, and suddenly the entire film industry is supposed to embrace it and him, and put every pair of filthy bollocks and scabbed over knobs in the world's face?  FUCK OFF YOU MONUMENTAL CUNT!  

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Evidently there is a measure of how well connected you are in society called the Erdish-Bacon Index. You count the number of separations between you and those 2 cunts and the lower the number the better connected you are. Erdish is a Danish mathematician. Kevin Bacon has been one of the most prolific people in Hollywood for years so isn't it about time the cunt made a watchable film. Shit fucking actor. Total cunt.

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Guest Wizardsleeve

Would you like some Bacon with your sausage?

...and you might want to switch your telly off for a bit and check what's happening in the real world.

I placed a small order for new books, unplugged the fucking useless cuntbox, and will be stocking up on wine and liquor to endure these horrid events.  

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Guest luke swarm

there seems to be a plethora of these yank cunts doing commercials over here recently, sure there's been a nom for this recently but the question has to be asked. Do we not have enough mediocre second rate actor cunts whose careers are flagging to do our own shit commercials.

It used to be the norm that when Eastenders or Corrie got rid of one of its journeyman actors then they dressed up in an admirals uniform to flog car insurance or frozen burgers. Come on lets be patriotic and keep this work for our own home grown useless actor cunts.

I really hate that peter andre cunt though. 

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Did I mention his wifes name is Sedgewick?

She's also technically his cousin, the dirty cunt. Lives up to how his surname is best served. Inbred.

As many cult films as the photoshopped-looking ubertwat has been in, he couldn't act to save his fucked skin. He'd fail to muster a pained expression even if you got Keith to sit on his bollocks.

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