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Soppy cunts that say "I'm confused.com" instead of "I'm confused"


Guest Bill Stickers

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Up there with cunts that say "should've gone to specsavers". Funnily enough it's them that end up going after I've forced my fingers so far into their eye sockets that you can hang your coat off the dents in the back of their head. 

An honourable mention goes to retarded workmates that attempt the meerkat accent. Fuck off, drink bleach, then die wherever "off" is you shit eating cunts.

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It's like wearing a loud tie or being the one who has the  'You don't have to be mad to work here - but it helps'  sticker on their PC.

It's the idiot's sign that says 'I don't actually have a sense of humour, but, watch out because I like people to think I'm a bit 'avant' ...a bit 'be-bop', instead of the lonely bedsit ghost that goes home every night and cries themselves to sleep. listening to Melody Radio, surrounded by a 1001 cats, scatter cushions and cabbage patch dolls (women) / empty Dorito's packets / wanksocks  (blokes)'

Actually come to think of it, their probably channelling that irritating digital shit-farm robot 'Brian' from those fucking wank adverts, so in a sense, they're probably correct.

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