Guest Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Then bomb Wolfsburg.Yes, it worked so well the last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 I see that the CEO has now resigned, I would assume that a criminal prosecution is in order......(not fucking likely) Apparently he has stated that he had no idea what his software engineers had devised, he was only in charge of the whole fucking company.These cunts at the top are always telling us untermenschen that the reason they get these astronomical salaries is because they are some kind of super beings who don't miss a thing and are behind every successful decision made...well now's the time to face the music and own up you mendacious cunt.....Him and all the execs who supported him should face a corporate criminality charge....what's the betting they will try to pin it on some lowly engineers or pay some patsy to fall on their sword. Corrupt wankers. I believe legal professionals call this the "Coulson and Brookes" defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) Claims that Porsch, Daimler, BMW and Ford have been doing it as well. The boss of Vauxhall has resigned. A research paper implicating Opel was published today... Edited September 23, 2015 by deebom Wang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Until you fucking pedal pushers pay to be on our roads you can all fuck off under the wheels of a left turning skip lorryhey, it's no joke being a cyclist, it's not all lycra and chamois creme you know. Wasps in your helmet are a real cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 hey, it's no joke being a cyclist, it's not all lycra and chamois creme you know. Wasps in your helmet are a real cunt.i've heard of a beard of bees, but that's ridiculous. What next, a thong of hornets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Teutonic tricksters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 Turns out Vauxhall boss didn't resign, but was sacked. They are all at it, but anyone who has even a passing interest in cars will know this. Emissions testing is and has always been a load of old carp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 I know next to fuck-all about cars but Volkswagens seem to be pretty reliable and long lasting, hopefully a load of shallow cunts will want rid of theirs for fuck-all as I'd easily buy one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 I know next to fuck-all about cars but Volkswagens seem to be pretty reliable and long lasting, hopefully a load of shallow cunts will want rid of theirs for fuck-all as I'd easily buy one.Would you then be plagued by overzealous, fanatical traffic wardens stopping and citing you and blaming the entire ozone layer destruction on you for driving the pollution spewing cuntwagen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 25, 2015 Report Share Posted September 25, 2015 I know next to fuck-all about cars but Volkswagens seem to be pretty reliable and long lasting, hopefully a load of shallow cunts will want rid of theirs for fuck-all as I'd easily buy one.Not any more, they like their sister Marque Audi are living off a reputation that is 30/40 years old and simply no longer the case. Same goes for Mercedes. BMW are still good, but not worth the money and undeserving of their 'premium brand' status. Make good second hand buys though.For reliability it has to be the Nips. I own a Honda for the simple reason that they don't break down. It's less interesting than my fridge, but it doesn't break down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 I see from the lunch time news that another part of the VW empire - Audi has now been dragged into this. Turns out the overgrown Tonka toys such as their Q range may not be as clean and efficient after all. What's Kraut for "We are a bunch of lying bastards" ? It certainly ain't "Vorsprung durch Technik" Off subject I know Gruntarse The Flaccid. Seeing that your avatar is 'Invicta' the white horse of Kent can you please confirm that you are either a Man/Maid of Kent or a Kentish Man/Maid. If you are neither that makes you just a Kunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 A distraction story as thousands of so called asylum seekers are smashing up German towns. Don't look at the massive fuck up the German government have inflicted on themselves and the rest of Europe, look at VW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 I see from the lunch time news that another part of the VW empire - Audi has now been dragged into this. Turns out the overgrown Tonka toys such as their Q range may not be as clean and efficient after all. What's Kraut for "We are a bunch of lying bastards" ? It certainly ain't "Vorsprung durch Technik" Täuschung Durch Technik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 A distraction story as thousands of so called asylum seekers are smashing up German towns. Don't look at the massive fuck up the German government have inflicted on themselves and the rest of Europe, look at VW.Much like the Cameron pig fucking smokescreen. The cunt Osbourne has quietly done away with free school meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 29, 2015 Report Share Posted September 29, 2015 Much like the Cameron pig fucking smokescreen. The cunt Osbourne has quietly done away with free school meals.Exactly. The dumbing down process has worked better than expected. Better than expected in as the populous know they're having the piss taken out of them but do sweet fuck all about it. I sometimes think we deserve the utter shite that rule over us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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