Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 So "zey haff vays of making zem pass". Emissions lying, cheating software instilled in the engine management system. The Germans have been very coniving and clever and I on one hand salute the ingenuity but on the other stick two fingers up to the cheating krauts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Tip of the fucking iceberg ol son,the whole world is corrupt as fuck and just like in the migrant crisis Joe public are the ones morally leant on to bail out the real crooks ie world's leading businesses and politicians who protect their own arses first. cunts of the highest order 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Pretty much any statement that comes from any corporation is untrue. Everything they say or do is slanted in some way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Pretty much any statement that comes from any corporation is untrue. Everything they say or do is slanted in some way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 serves all the VW Golf driving cunts right....superior cunts always harping on about how the fucking things holds it value, blah blah blah......stick to good old British shit engineering, you at least know a fiesta is shit when you purchase it because its cheap, always been shit from a long pedigree of shit that goes back to the rusty sixties.And whatever happened with the tradition of naming cars after seventies soft porn wankmags....Escort, Fiesta, Mini Mayfair etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 I suppose this is the closest I will go to unmasking myself on here, but I'm in a fairly well paid job. I could do with a bit more, but I feel I'm not alone in that sentiment. With that said though, I don't feel at all driven by money or possessions on that well travelled path to what we call "happiness". At the risk of sounding like some Zen bastard, capitalism confuses me because to me the more you have the more you're burdened with. I appreciate this is a little off from the OP topic but I forgot to quote deebom and can't be fucked to now.VW can fuck off. That blue motion I owned was more thirsty than other cars that don't claim the "eco" tag so fuck off you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 serves all the VW Golf driving cunts right....superior cunts always harping on about how the fucking things holds it value, blah blah blah......stick to good old British shit engineering, you at least know a fiesta is shit when you purchase it because its cheap, always been shit from a long pedigree of shit that goes back to the rusty sixties.And whatever happened with the tradition of naming cars after seventies soft porn wankmags....Escort, Fiesta, Mini Mayfair etc. The Rover Readers Wives would have sold well in your mind then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Perhaps the remaining fumes are simply redirected indoors. They are made for export, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 toxic fumes redirected into the cabin - specifically designed for the Jewish customer. serves all the VW Golf driving cunts right....superior cunts always harping on about how the fucking things holds it value, blah blah blah......stick to good old British shit engineering, you at least know a fiesta is shit when you purchase it because its cheap, always been shit from a long pedigree of shit that goes back to the rusty sixties.And whatever happened with the tradition of naming cars after seventies soft porn wankmags....Escort, Fiesta, Mini Mayfair etc. What about the Chevrolet Razzle and the Peugeot Knave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 The Rover Readers Wives would have sold well in your mind then?Your inexperience in such matters is plain for all connoisseurs of the 70s range Alfie, Readers wives was a Fiesta monthly feature.....it was a medium to low quality issue....it shared this attribute with the automobile that shared its name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 A large customer base in Israel. Here is the main purchase point.Volkswagen - (972).2.5655555Importer of Polo, Golf, Bora, Beetle, Passat, Touareg models of VW cars.Jerusalem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 As a cyclist I am not particularly fond of car drivers. I would be a bit more harsh but that cunt stickers will accuse me of being racist and homophobic. My Lycra clad beach body getting liberally marinated in exhaust fumes is a daily joy. Now change Vehicle Excise Duty to the correct tariff for all VW drivers based on true emissions and hey ptesto, national solvency achieved. Then bomb Wolfsburg. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Your inexperience in such matters is plain for all connoisseurs of the 70s range Alfie, Readers wives was a Fiesta monthly feature.....it was a medium to low quality issue....it shared this attribute with the automobile that shared its name. Oh I don't know about that, my bed was held off the floor by such jazz magazines and as I like to call them, holiday brochures, in other words full of places I wanted to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 As a cyclist I am not particularly fond of car drivers. I would be a bit more harsh but that cunt stickers will accuse me of being racist and homophobic. My Lycra clad beach body getting liberally marinated in exhaust fumes is a daily joy. Now change Vehicle Excise Duty to the correct tariff for all VW drivers based on true emissions and hey ptesto, national solvency achieved. Then bomb Wolfsburg. Cunts.Until you fucking pedal pushers pay to be on our roads you can all fuck off under the wheels of a left turning skip lorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Until you fucking pedal pushers pay to be on our roads you can all fuck off under the wheels of a left turning skip lorry I will not mention roads being maintained under general taxation and VED or vehicle excise duty is a "green" tax on emissions. So fat fuck, drive like a cunt and keep that Bennett women out of the Green party dripping like a fucked fridge when she dreams of you saving the planet. Cunt twat cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 As a cyclist I am not particularly fond of car drivers. I would be a bit more harsh but that cunt stickers will accuse me of being racist and homophobic. My Lycra clad beach body getting liberally marinated in exhaust fumes is a daily joy. Now change Vehicle Excise Duty to the correct tariff for all VW drivers based on true emissions and hey ptesto, national solvency achieved. Then bomb Wolfsburg. Cunts.Fucking Norah! Just when I thought you couldn't be more of a cunt, it turns out your a lycra loving saddle fucker. I had you more down as a cunt that drives a BMW he can't really afford.I'm surprised to be honest. You don't seem secure enough in your sexuality to wear lycra. Aren't you concerned that you'll put it on one day, and the next thing you know you'll be involuntarily cycling straight to a Michael Barrymore pool party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Fuck. I've been caught lying again. I don't wear Lycra but I do ride my bike to work. I have not driven a car since I passed my test in.'81. The bike saves 1 hour a day over the bus. It is £50 a month cheaper. Besides, I am a city person. I don't trust air I can't see. (Gene Hackman, Crimson Tide ) Soon I will try it without stabilisers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Volkswagen has been a supreme cunt since the "Farfegnugen" ad campaign, where every imbecile in the world had a cap, shirt, or some other garment with that word all over it. Cunts, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 These fucking german cunts have fucked me right over,Both me and my son have Transporters that have both had to have the EGR units replaced at a cost of nearly £500,seems like the cheating cunts fitted substandard bits to me and I for one first thing tomorrow am going to Berlin to find that Merkel bitch and kick her right in the cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 These fucking german cunts have fucked me right over,Both me and my son have Transporters that have both had to have the EGR units replaced at a cost of nearly £500,seems like the cheating cunts fitted substandard bits to me and I for one first thing tomorrow am going to Berlin to find that Merkel bitch and kick her right in the cunt!What could possibly go wrong with a plan so soundly planned? I'm sure she won't have a small army of psychopathic cunts with an encyclopedia of ways to dispense pain and suffering never before reported, because no cunts has survived. If you do find her, Neil, give her one up the wrong un for all of us here prior to that kick, won't you? There's good lad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 We shouldn't be too smug yet. It seems this technology may be in widespread use, so it may turn out that British built cars also use it.http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/sep/21/volkswagen-emissions-scandal-sends-shares-in-global-carmakers-reelingThe emissions-fixing scandal that has engulfed Volkswagen in the US could extend to other companies and countries, one of the officials involved in uncovering the alleged behaviour has told the Guardian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 We shouldn't be too smug yet. It seems this technology may be in widespread use, so it may turn out that British built cars also use it.http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/sep/21/volkswagen-emissions-scandal-sends-shares-in-global-carmakers-reelingEmissions controls have always been somewhat of a bad joke. Back in the day, service shops would measure the level of emissions with special probes they would insert into certain orifices of the car. If one was friendly with the shop, the test results could be easily manipulated in ones favour. It became self defeating. One junkyard candidate after another given yet one more lease on life to spew and spout toxins and CFC's into the air. If the leaders of this cess pit we call Earth really wanted to make a difference, they would give monetary incentives for cities to embrace reliable, clean mass transit systems, and to the people for using them, and leaving the car in the garage. That would put a serious cut in carbon emissions, and do this exhausted a rock a huge favour of its own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Every cunt who drives a dirty great big 4WD should at the very least pay extra registration. Fucking road hogging complete fucking boofheaded cunts. If VW is doing this, they all are, and no mistake. I am just surprised the krauts got found out first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 I see that the CEO has now resigned, I would assume that a criminal prosecution is in order......(not fucking likely) Apparently he has stated that he had no idea what his software engineers had devised, he was only in charge of the whole fucking company.These cunts at the top are always telling us untermenschen that the reason they get these astronomical salaries is because they are some kind of super beings who don't miss a thing and are behind every successful decision made...well now's the time to face the music and own up you mendacious cunt.....Him and all the execs who supported him should face a corporate criminality charge....what's the betting they will try to pin it on some lowly engineers or pay some patsy to fall on their sword. Corrupt wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Didn't know anything about it gov , honest, well it worked for Rebekah Brooks, the ginger slag 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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