Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) This quisling Tory turned limp-dicked UKIP MP for Clacton had fallen off the radar, but now the "Vote Leave" campaign is giving the oleaginous cretin more air time to offend the sensibilities of aesthetes everywhere. What an appallingly squinty faced cunt - it's at times like this I half-envy Helen Keller.As my old mum used to say, "He can't help being ugly but he could have stayed in the house." Edited November 10, 2015 by Cuntybaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 This quisling Tory turned limp-dicked UKIP MP for Clacton had fallen off the radar, but now the "Vote Leave" campaign is giving this oleaginous cretin more air time to offend the sensibilities of aesthetes everywhere. What an appallingly squinty faced cunt - it's at times like this I half-envy Helen Keller.As my old mum used to say, "He can't help being ugly but he could have stayed in the house."You're bringing a UKIP MP into the discussion on this site in the present climate?You're just asking for fucking trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 You're bringing a UKIP MP into the discussion on this site in the present climate?You're just asking for fucking trouble.Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker.So why the sudden urge to get Judge back on the scene?You cruel bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 So why the sudden urge to get Judge back on the scene?You cruel bastard!Who's he being cruel to though?I thought he was being racist againts Tefal Heads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Why pick on one and leave 600 and summat equally obnoxious cunts and their Lordships too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Why pick on one and leave 600 and summat equally obnoxious cunts and their Lordships too.Manky, you're a fucking disgrace. Your blase and jaded attitude towards politics is a slap in the face to all those hideous Mancunian ancestors of yours that died fighting for increased suffrage at Peterloo. Show some fucking solidarity, you fickle cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Man. ky, you're a fucking disgrace. Your blase and jaded attitude towards politics is a slap in the face to all those hideous Mancunian ancestors of yours that died fighting for increased suffrage at Peterloo. Show some fucking solidarity, you fickle cunt.i would have been at Peterloo except for 2 reasons.1. I am not quite old enough.2. I cant ride a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 i would have been at Peterloo except for 2 reasons.1. I am not quite old enough.2. I cant ride a horseThat's simply not good enough. You have a beautiful mind and are undoubtedly the most gifted academic of your generation. Surely you could whip up a time machine in between beating the shit out of she-Manky and drinking yourself to death?As for not being able to ride a horse, you could have rode into battle on your trusty bicycle, battle crazed on ketamine and the indignant fury produced after your morning read of the Daily Mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 That's simply not good enough. You have a beautiful mind and are undoubtedly the most gifted academic of your generation. Surely you could whip up a time machine in between beating the shit out of she-Manky and drinking yourself to death?As for not being able to ride a horse, you could have rode into battle on your trusty bicycle, battle crazed on ketamine and the indignant fury produced after your morning read of the Daily Mail.HELP ADMIN. DECIMUS IS PICKING ON ME. I am a naive and vulnerable unsophisticated northerner and the wit, intelligence and speed of thought of the dweller of the plains of Norfuck is too much for me to bear. Shut the cunt up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 HELP ADMIN. DECIMUS IS PICKING ON ME. I am a naive and vulnerable unsophisticated northerner and the wit, intelligence and speed of thought of the dweller of the plains of Norfuck is too much for me to bear. Shut the cunt up.That Decimus is a right cunt, and he's got previous with admin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 HELP ADMIN. DECIMUS IS PICKING ON ME. I am a naive and vulnerable unsophisticated northerner and the wit, intelligence and speed of thought of the dweller of the plains of Norfuck is too much for me to bear. Shut the cunt up.Come now, Manky. Don't get yourself in a tizz. I'm genuinely serious about the time travel possibility. The Grandfather paradox aside, you should at least go back in time and try persuade your mother it would be better to abort you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I thought Paradox were soap flakes. Or was that OMO.or OXO. Fuck knows.I could go to an age before tinterweb when on postal cunts corner it took 5 years to solve an issue and by the time Admin got a handle on any cunt, we were all dead. Happy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Carswell is a complete cunt. Not fit to run a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: This quisling Tory turned limp-dicked UKIP MP for Clacton had fallen off the radar, but now the "Vote Leave" campaign is giving the oleaginous cretin more air time to offend the sensibilities of aesthetes everywhere. What an appallingly squinty faced cunt - it's at times like this I half-envy Helen Keller. As my old mum used to say, "He can't help being ugly but he could have stayed in the house." Looks like he's got his face on inside out. Andrew Strauss! This is YOU in 25 years time - even the 'don't invade my world, I'm allright Jack' politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 He looks like something off the cover of a Tom Sharpe book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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