colonelkurtz Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 .... have now decreed that young soccer [ football , you cunts] players must be discouraged from heading the ball for safety reasons ... after all it's so much safer and actually healthier to play with guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 In other breaking news, man walks on the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 51 minutes ago, bill_stickers said: In other breaking news, man walks on the moon. When? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 2 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: .... have now decreed that young soccer [ football , you cunts] players must be discouraged from heading the ball for safety reasons ... after all it's so much safer and actually healthier to play with guns. I suggest they can head the ball after appropriate risk assessment and the wearing of suitable protective headgear. After all they do it in that other game they play...rounder's. Americans are not really suited to soccer, they don't have the aptitude for it..a bit like the England world cup team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: When? When they can find a way of getting there without burning up, the lying cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 3 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: after all it's so much safer and actually healthier to play with guns. If the players have guns, then the referees need guns. That'll stop any penalty box encroachment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If the players have guns, then the referees need guns. That'll stop any penalty box encroachment. Hey hey HEY - you're onto something here! It would certainly add something to an otherwise run of the mill Match of the Day, when a miked-up Mark Clattenburg comes on and goes "Drogba get the fuck up before I pop a cap in yo' ass, muthafucka!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 I played football with some Yanks once. Not as good as using a ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If the players have guns, then the referees need guns. That'll stop any penalty box encroachment. So.... this is how I think the Murricans want to play "soccer"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Fucking Yanks. They fuck up just about everything they touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Just now, Snatch said: Fucking Yanks. They fuck up just about everything they touch. a bit harsh Snatcher.....they were shit hot in the crusades, https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB8QyCkwAGoVChMI4dzA3-uIyQIVxewOCh0irAs2&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvEVJ_48YgTg&usg=AFQjCNEOvz9GUb3f8IfbmzoPYd3CCp2XKA&bvm=bv.106923889,bs.1,d.bGQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: a bit harsh Snatcher.....they were shit hot in the crusades, https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB8QyCkwAGoVChMI4dzA3-uIyQIVxewOCh0irAs2&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvEVJ_48YgTg&usg=AFQjCNEOvz9GUb3f8IfbmzoPYd3CCp2XKA&bvm=bv.106923889,bs.1,d.bGQ I see the BBC has updated their opening sequence to be more in-line with their way of thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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