Guest MikeD Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 I know people called Stan Still and Dwayne Pipe. No I don't, I made that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 11 hours ago, MikeD said: A storm? It's just really fucking wet and windy but of course that doesn't make totally fucking hysterical, over the top headlines. It'll get worse from now on as well, just wait until the first flake of snow hits London, you'll think the fucking world is ending. Naming the weather? Christ on a fucking moped! A bloody great fuck off Hurricane? Okay, if you must. Why not call it 'The First Four Black Sabbath Albums'! "Here's Carol with the weather". "Oooooh (simpering smile). Hurricane 'The First Four Black Sabbath Albums' blew in today and totally destroyed Southern England" FUCK YEAH IT DID! But now a pissy little storm gets it's own name. Call it 'Windy Morrissey'.....or 'Breezy Haircut 100' "Windy Morrissey blew through yesterday, in case you didn't notice, and left no damage except to a bunch of crying teenagers. Morrissey has now been downgraded to 'The Cure' and is expected to wet a few beds in the Home Counties this evening" ....... I'm sorry, what were we talking about? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 I'll raise you an Emma Royds in year 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 11 hours ago, neil298 said: .... (and hope she realises that Terry Wogan has gone home sick so probably flatten Berkshire as well) more like his bank balance health is affected ... they've probably cut the cunts fee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Naming the weather? Christ on a fucking moped! A bloody great fuck off Hurricane? Okay, if you must. Why not call it 'The First Four Black Sabbath Albums'! "Here's Carol with the weather". "Oooooh (simpering smile). Hurricane 'The First Four Black Sabbath Albums' blew in today and totally destroyed Southern England" FUCK YEAH IT DID! But now a pissy little storm gets it's own name. Call it 'Windy Morrissey'.....or 'Breezy Haircut 100' "Windy Morrissey blew through yesterday, in case you didn't notice, and left no damage except to a bunch of crying teenagers. Morrissey has now been downgraded to 'The Cure' and is expected to wet a few beds in the Home Counties this evening" ....... I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Fuck knows, you've lost me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 What happened to 'weather bomb'?,no doubt some fuckwit at the beeb decided it wasn't PC,I would like the next one to be named Julie after my ex who gave a very powerful blowie and the next drought after my current missus who has been dry for fucking ages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 30 minutes ago, MikeD said: Fuck knows, you've lost me now. Yeah sorry - I came all over Prof B for a moment there...by which I mean...oh hell, you know...{stops digging and has a good hard think about himself} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 now that they are going to the trouble of naming fucking weather systems they had all better be careful when they choose names and ensure they get an gender equalised matrix ... after all the last thing we need is the BLT fraternity [or whatever it is the homosexualisticals call themselves nowadays] up in arms at any gender bias. the bbc must be shitting themselves at the prospect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Naming the weather? Christ on a fucking moped! A bloody great fuck off Hurricane? Okay, if you must. Why not call it 'The First Four Black Sabbath Albums'! "Here's Carol with the weather". "Oooooh (simpering smile). Hurricane 'The First Four Black Sabbath Albums' blew in today and totally destroyed Southern England" FUCK YEAH IT DID! But now a pissy little storm gets it's own name. Call it 'Windy Morrissey'.....or 'Breezy Haircut 100' "Windy Morrissey blew through yesterday, in case you didn't notice, and left no damage except to a bunch of crying teenagers. Morrissey has now been downgraded to 'The Cure' and is expected to wet a few beds in the Home Counties this evening" ....... I'm sorry, what were we talking about? In order for me to tailor my response, can you please let me know how far along the spectrum you are? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: In order for me to tailor my response, can you please let me know how far along the spectrum you are? There's no fucking spectrum in my world. I've reduced it to kindling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: There's no fucking spectrum in my world. I've reduced it to kindling I'll take that to mean "moderate to severe deficiencies". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: I'll take that to mean "moderate to severe deficiencies". I've got them, nothing to do with the spectrum, just........fuck, never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Storm Barney is on it's way now apparently. I hope he's in a decent mood and hasn't just caught his cock in his zip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Storm Barney is on it's way now apparently. I hope he's in a decent mood and hasn't just caught his cock in his zip. Barney will make some Rubble... TAXI..!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 On Fri Nov 13 2015 00:21:21 GMT+0000, nobgobbler said: My mother once dated a James Gotobed. My mate was friendly with Mary Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 On 12/11/2015 23:36:52, cuntspotter said: I know a chap called Dermott Phelps. Perhaps he would like a storm named after him? I once knew a bloke called Dermott Itis. I didn't like him. He got under my skin. I'll get my headscarf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I once knew a bloke called Dermott Itis. I didn't like him. He got under my skin. I'll get my headscarf I knew a chap called Lance Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 9 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I knew a chap called Lance Boyle. No nurse . . . I said PRICK HIS BOIL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 I also knew a nightclub singer called Dickie Hart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 20 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I also knew a nightclub singer called Dickie Hart! I knew an accountant called Andy Wood. He had a wooden hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 I once knew a young woman called Jenna Taylor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I once knew a young woman called Jenna Taylor. Jonathan Trolley and his brother Morrison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Watch out, storm Desmond is about. A bit of a breeze and persistent drizzle. Meteorological cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 7 minutes ago, Degenerategambler said: Watch out, storm Desmond is about. A bit of a breeze and persistent drizzle. Meteorological cunts. Desmond? Will it be tutu windy to go out? Coat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 hours ago, MikeD said: Coat? I wouldn't bother taking it off Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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