Decimus Posted November 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 7 minutes ago, scotty said: The headphones would be cheaper. I dunno, Scotto. I'm as poor as a church mouse so she would get fuck all. She can keep the cunt kids as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 43 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Are you talking from experience. So you get your missus to wear them in the sitting room whilst you pork her sister in the kitchen . Am I getting close Scottie ? If only, mate. If only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 1 hour ago, deebom said: 10 years I've been with MsBom and we have never been to the cinema. Top that you cunts. perhaps its time to untie her and let her out of the cellar once in a while. Her eyes will soon adjust to the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 1 hour ago, scotty said: The headphones would be cheaper. An afternoon out with his credit card would be cheaper. . . or perhaps not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 9 hours ago, neil298 said: Its a fucking bark 'aint it?,last film we watched together she kept asking "well who,s cock is that then?,I thought he was fucking the blond one though?,but she said she didnt want it up her arse?"....I wish she'd fucking concentrate. Family time at Neil's gaff. mate you really know how to show a woman a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 20 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: An afternoon out with his credit card would be cheaper. . . or perhaps not. My god, these women are shallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I dunno, Scotto. I'm as poor as a church mouse so she would get fuck all. She can keep the cunt kids as well. Who can? What you talking about? Who's scotto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 1 hour ago, scotty said: My god, these women are shallow. Nah, they just feel that way to me... Ba-da-BOOM!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 39 minutes ago, DingTheReaper! said: Nah, they just feel that way to me... Ba-da-BOOM!!! My girlfriend always asks me to text her when I get in. That's how small my cock is. badabing!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 12 minutes ago, scotty said: My girlfriend always asks me to text her when I get in. That's how small my cock is. badabing!!! You as well? Bastards, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 I asked my missus why she doesn't tell me when she's about to orgasm and she said she didn't like to bother me at work Boom tish I'm 'ere all week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 6 minutes ago, neil298 said: I asked my missus why she doesn't tell me when she's about to orgasm and she said she didn't like to bother me at work Boom tish I'm 'ere all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 15 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Are you talking from experience. So you get your missus to wear them in the sitting room whilst you pork her sister in the kitchen . Am I getting close Scottie ? This is Britain, Scrote, not France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 16 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Are you talking from experience. So you get your missus to wear them in the sitting room whilst you pork her sister in the kitchen . Am I getting close Scottie ? 57 minutes ago, White Cunt said: This is Britain, Scrote, not France. Don't mention pork in France at the moment... just sayin'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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