Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 4 hours ago, White Cunt said: I am in favour of passive defence and make no secret of favouring the Swiss system and trident. You can't stick an army into every corner of everyday life. It's impossible. But you can train people to defend themselves. And I don't think we are a nation of cretins. My ears are burning ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 7 hours ago, MikeD said: Holy fuck! Has Donald Trump joined the Corner? That makes me feel much safer and better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 7 hours ago, White Cunt said: The fucking calamity in France could have been reduced, if the people had the same gun laws as their neighbours in Switzerland. If at least one person in the audience or guards were armed, the carnage could have been swiftly stopped or at least reduced. All the people got slaughtered, no one had a fucking chance of defending themselves. Can't use a wallet against a machine gun, wielded by some crazy fucking, brain-washed tosser. Good, bad, or Frank ugly, a cunt with a gun will only ever be a fucking cunt with a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: That makes me feel much safer and better! Do you have a big "six shooter" Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 8 hours ago, scotty said: I'm saddened by the shootings. I'm appalled at the senseless loss of life. But most of all, I'm ashamed that my first reaction was to remember the sid vicious scene in the great rock and roll swindle. Wanna hear "My Way", arseholes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you have a big "six shooter" Spot? I've heard he's very quick on the draw, but he only fires blanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 3 hours ago, Properkhunt said: At Properkhunt hovel it is a right to bear teeth Looks like you've been eating the cow shit again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've heard he's very quick on the draw, but he only fires blanks. Someone was going to do it, but we will ALL be bastards nonetheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you have a big "six shooter" Spot? No... I used to have one of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 I don't particularly like guns, I am more a Cruise or Hellfire Missile man myself. I admit though, I am happy some of my taxes are spent so that while I sleep warm at night, rough men do violence on my behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: No... I used to have one of these. Always best to be prepared for whenever the taxman comes calling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 1 hour ago, Agentpeanut said: Always best to be prepared for whenever the taxman comes calling. The way things are going the fucking taxman will have one as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 22, 2015 Report Share Posted November 22, 2015 3 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: Always best to be prepared for whenever the taxman comes calling. Well engineered, accurate, good rate of fire...ah, the good old days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 6 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: Always best to be prepared for whenever the taxman comes calling. Being that the taxman has virtually no accountability to anybody, they are beyond such toys when sending their message of doom to some poor cunt. They've moved into THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Being that the taxman has virtually no accountability to anybody, they are beyond such toys when sending their message of doom to some poor cunt. They've moved into THIS! Pfft.. that's for the Trainee Taxman, the soft shite who haven't quite made the grade yet... this is what the hardcore use to terrorise the innocents... Warning.. those of a nervous disposition, do not open...scroll down.... Calculator and pen!!!!!! Edited November 23, 2015 by DingTheRioja GET THEM FUCKING SPOILERS WORKING YOU CUNTS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 On Sun 22 Nov 2015 08:37:48, Cuntybaws said: 16 hours ago, cuntspotter said: No... I used to have one of these. I've heard he's very quick on the draw, but he only fires blanks. WOW, that's HUGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 7 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Pfft.. that's for the Trainee Taxman, the soft shite who haven't quite made the grade yet... this is what the hardcore use to terrorise the innocents... Warning.. those of a nervous disposition, do not open...scroll down.... Calculator and pen!!!!!! Those are the devices of the unseen and most insidious behind the scenes puppet masters. Yes, they are indeed the ultimate weapons for crafting the doom of a poor society. Since we only see the death squads of those shadowy overseers, we must recognize the garrison representatives as they approach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 Cunt didn't insert the pic I selected...imagine James Cagney grinning with a black overcoat collar turned up and matching low brim fedora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: WOW, that's HUGE! Women always say that the first time they see my cock. I suspect they're being tactful or sarcastic, given that the record for any of them finding it currently stands at 37 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 41 minutes ago, scotty said: Women always say that the first time they see my cock. I suspect they're being tactful or sarcastic, given that the record for any of them finding it currently stands at 37 minutes. oh sorry Scotty, I meant to ask earlier...was the reattachment surgery successful......told you that you should have kept it in ice instead of a shoebox at the back of your sock draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Cunt didn't insert the pic I selected...imagine James Cagney grinning with a black overcoat collar turned up and matching low brim fedora. However, I prefer this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: oh sorry Scotty, I meant to ask earlier...was the reattachment surgery successful......told you that you should have kept it in ice instead of a shoebox at the back of your sock draw. What difference does it make? The fucking thing never gets used anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 58 minutes ago, scotty said: What difference does it make? The fucking thing never gets used anyway. and rightly so......I have not forgotten that you expressed a desire to pork that old bag Mary Berry on another thread.......that is a sign of extreme desperation linked to long term sex starvation. Unforgivable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 45 minutes ago, luke swarm said: and rightly so......I have not forgotten that you expressed a desire to pork that old bag Mary Berry on another thread.......that is a sign of extreme desperation linked to long term sex starvation. Unforgivable. I bet she's filthy in bed, luke. Imagine what she'd do to you with a few chocolates and a bowl of whipped cream, she looks like a ferret on heat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 23, 2015 Report Share Posted November 23, 2015 11 minutes ago, scotty said: I bet she's filthy in bed, luke. Imagine what she'd do to you with a few chocolates and a bowl of whipped cream, she looks like a ferret on heat. And has a fanny like a gutted rabbit. I wish I hadn't conjured up that image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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