Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 1 minute ago, Frank. said: Ape, If anyone's trolling, it's the flat mundane sensitive thicko's like you, mike, snatch, gyppo, wiz and ding who've ripped the fucking soul out of this site. Well, we'll keep an eye out for your books on comedy and your inevitable tv shows which will showcase your undoubted fucking genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 11 minutes ago, Frank. said: Ape, If anyone's trolling, it's the flat mundane sensitive thicko's like you, mike, snatch, gyppo, wiz and ding who've ripped the fucking soul out of this site. You deluded fucking cretin! If you honestly believe that what you "contribute" to this site constitutes anything more than trolling, you are a thicker cunt than I've previously given you credit for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 1 hour ago, Frank. said: Ape, If anyone's trolling, it's the flat mundane sensitive thicko's like you, mike, snatch, gyppo, wiz and ding who've ripped the fucking soul out of this site. I'm not flat, I have lovely curves... 2nd sexiest (mens) arse in the Dales, apparently... I'm not sensitive, at least not to cunts like you, just certain blue cheeses, but not Gorgonzola thank fuck... I'm not a thicko, post grad level qualifications and the current ability to sit on my arse thanks to previous endeavours... "ripped the soul"..?? That sounds a bit fucking pretentious, not like you Frank... "ripped the soul".. is also a bit rich from the cunt whose most frequent, and most intelligible contribution, is "kill yourself" Don't insult Gyppo, she's one of the few minorities on here... you'll give Judy a Racist Stroke... even if she is a pikey... she's our pikey... Trolling? Me? I haven't fucking started yet.... 1 hour ago, Ape said: You deluded fucking cretin! If you honestly believe that what you "contribute" to this site constitutes anything more than trolling, you are a thicker cunt than I've previously given you credit for. that took you a while you daft cunt!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 49 minutes ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: I'm not flat, I have lovely curves... 2nd sexiest (mens) arse in the Dales, apparently... I'm not sensitive, at least not to cunts like you, just certain blue cheeses, but not Gorgonzola thank fuck... I'm not a thicko, post grad level qualifications and the current ability to sit on my arse thanks to previous endeavours... "ripped the soul"..?? That sounds a bit fucking pretentious, not like you Frank... "ripped the soul".. is also a bit rich from the cunt whose most frequent, and most intelligible contribution, is "kill yourself" Don't insult Gyppo, she's one of the few minorities on here... you'll give Judy a Racist Stroke... even if she is a pikey... she's our pikey... Trolling? Me? I haven't fucking started yet.... that took you a while you daft cunt!!!! And there we have the nail being hit firmly on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 Wibble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 4 hours ago, Frank. said: Wrinkly old saggy-titted thin-skinned dirty dope. I did lie about the boat. Bisous "Wrinky old saggy-fitted thin-skinned dirty dope"-- shit sorry Fwank I forgot to include that in my synopses of you but thanks for reminding me. You wrinkly old saggy-titted, thinned- skinned dirty dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Wrinky old saggy-fitted thin-skinned dirty dope"-- shit sorry Fwank I forgot to include that in my synopses of you but thanks for reminding me. You wrinkly old saggy-titted, thinned- skinned dirty dope. Stinker, you appear to have allowed cunt Frank to get up your nose... and not for the first time I might add. Surely you can't be that thick! Can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Wibble. I'm in a right state, Spot. The thicko's have got together and shot me to pieces. Who do I turn to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 2 minutes ago, Frank. said: I'm in a right state, Spot. The thicko's have got together and shot me to pieces. Who do I turn to? Dignitas, It's the only logical conclusion. For the greater good of Cunts Corner, humanity in general, and for my own personal shits and giggles I feel that it is high time for you to follow your own advice and kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 28, 2015 Report Share Posted November 28, 2015 58 minutes ago, Frank. said: I'm in a right state, Spot. The thicko's have got together and shot me to pieces. Who do I turn to? Fight back dammit. Aim high, punch low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 3 hours ago, Frank. said: Stinker, you appear to have allowed cunt Frank to get up your nose... and not for the first time I might add. Surely you can't be that thick! Can you? Why the fuck are you using Vangellis as your avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why the fuck are you using Vangellis as your avatar? Get to bed you fucking punch-drunk bird brained bint of no fixed abode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 15 hours ago, Frank. said: Ape, If anyone's trolling, it's the flat mundane sensitive thicko's like you, mike, snatch, gyppo, wiz and ding who've ripped the fucking soul out of this site. You're fucking right Frank. These are the sort of cunts who would sign you up to companies and request that they send their material to you through the post like a little schoolboy. Or they might anonymously report you to an insurance company for running into the back of a parked car and fucking off. Yes, they are the sort of cunts who haven't yet learned to worship at the Church of Frank. We'll have to get together and discuss these fucking bastards very soon. Unfortunately you never did give me the address of your West End restaurant but i'm still at the same address so you can drop round any time. As always, i have a special surprise waiting for you. Catch you later Frank, my old mucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 10 hours ago, Frank. said: I'm in a right state, Spot. The thicko's have got together and shot me to pieces. Who do I turn to? I suggest a machine gun nest, or perhaps an axe throwing competition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why the fuck are you using Vangellis as your avatar? I'm not sure he knows , Cambers old thing. When said avatars first appeared I brightened up , thinking that here was someone who, like me, was a devotee of that erstwhile Paris based and Greek exiled band, Aphrodite's Child. Alas no, Frank knew fuck all about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 On 26 November 2015 at 16:55:00, Alfie Noakes said: What a bad choice for a nom. Fucking hell Quincy you are a fucking bellend. You need to dig at this sideways. A full on direct frontal assault will only bring the fucking censorship scisso........ Yes well just testing the Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 18 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yes well just testing the Cunts So ..... That was it was it..... Just a test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: You're fucking right Frank. These are the sort of cunts who would sign you up to companies and request that they send their material to you through the post like a little schoolboy. Or they might anonymously report you to an insurance company for running into the back of a parked car and fucking off. Yes, they are the sort of cunts who haven't yet learned to worship at the Church of Frank. We'll have to get together and discuss these fucking bastards very soon. Unfortunately you never did give me the address of your West End restaurant but i'm still at the same address so you can drop round any time. As always, i have a special surprise waiting for you. Catch you later Frank, my old mucker. What the fuck are you talking about you demented fucking drip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 12 hours ago, Frank. said: Poor old Judge. He talks so much yet says so little. And everything he does say, we've already heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: Poor old Judge. He talks so much yet says so little. And everything he does say, we've already heard. To quote him in his own words "repeat bollocks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 12 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Fight back dammit. Aim high, punch low. Don't encourage the fuckwit. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I'm not sure he knows , Cambers old thing. When said avatars first appeared I brightened up , thinking that here was someone who, like me, was a devotee of that erstwhile Paris based and Greek exiled band, Aphrodite's Child. Alas no, Frank knew fuck all about them. Ah yes. Demis Roussos before he exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I'm not sure he knows , Cambers old thing. When said avatars first appeared I brightened up , thinking that here was someone who, like me, was a devotee of that erstwhile Paris based and Greek exiled band, Aphrodite's Child. Alas no, Frank knew fuck all about them. It all came about when Tot and I were courting back in the day. This was our song.. We're not all sad fuckin guitar playing muso daydreaming pensioners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: What the fuck are you talking about you demented fucking drip? The restaurant saga I regret. Almost 5 years on and it's still too hilarious to contemplate. Shortly after his extraordinary meltdown, he posted his home address on here and invited everyone to physically take him on. Naturally I took it upon myself to send him, by special delivery, a dollop of my own faeces for 31 days consecutively. The other shit wasn't me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 29, 2015 Report Share Posted November 29, 2015 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: What the fuck are you talking about you demented fucking drip? On the old site Frank made it up about owning a restaurant,just like he owns a boat and goes travelling around Europe. The same as Judge made it all up about owning a Harley,being a hard man and thinking he is intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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