cuntspotter Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 It's seven o'clock ffs . Keep the fucking noise down... You'll wake the fucking dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 Just now, Frank. said: Lying low in my subterranean bedsit this weekend, snatch. Do have any exciting plans? Not really Frank. Like you,just having a quiet weekend in my palatial hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 1 minute ago, cuntspotter said: It's seven o'clock ffs . Keep the fucking noise down... You'll wake the fucking dogs. Are you off to the newsagent to get the papers? If so,pick up some jazz mags for the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: It's seven o'clock ffs . Keep the fucking noise down... You'll wake the fucking dogs. Is it the prostate again, Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 16 minutes ago, Snatch said: Not really Frank. Like you,just having a quiet weekend in my palatial hole. Perhaps you'll have some time to catch up with the news. Do keep me updated on that Russian passenger plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Is it the prostate again, Spot? I follow medical advice and with the assistance of Memsahib Spotter, a powerful and capable woman, I ensure it is drained five times a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 6 hours ago, Frank. said: Perhaps you'll have some time to catch up with the news. Do keep me updated on that Russian passenger plane. Thats old news now Frank. I'm investigating Turkey allegedly buying oil from those ISIS cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 7 hours ago, Frank. said: That awful void between Chistmas day and New Year's could see the end of you, Jackie. I'm no longer prepared to carry ID's that blatantly bleed into each other. It almost certainly will. I had a £217 trolley load from Waitrose this morning, and it was all liquid bar a bag of fucking Dorito's. I see no point in fighting my natural instinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 You should kill me off. Deco is right. My once popular character has become a parody of the "council cake no hoper" I once was. Eddie has now taken up that mantle. Prick that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 18, 2015 Report Share Posted December 18, 2015 5 hours ago, JackoTC said: It almost certainly will. I had a £217 trolley load from Waitrose this morning, and it was all liquid bar a bag of fucking Dorito's. I see no point in fighting my natural instinct. Hopefully that liquid was all bleach etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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