Eddie Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Good and reasonable prices , langans, Stratton street , only southern folk need to add their name to the list as the 50 quid 3 course meal plus drinks will hopefully put the northern membership off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Eddie, I must agree, no northern shit licking cunts allowed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 4 minutes ago, Fatty said: Eddie, I must agree, no northern shit licking cunts allowed They can watch through the big front windows , Tiny Tim style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Agree wholeheartedly with you both. I couldn't sit in a room with that uncouth barbarian Manky, watching him slobber down a pint of gravy whilst shoving his pasty, coal dust encrusted face into a plate of tripe. The mere smell of northerner would be enough to put me off the canapés. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Good and reasonable prices , langans, Stratton street , only southern folk need to add their name to the list as the 50 quid 3 course meal plus drinks will hopefully put the northern membership off. £50 for a glorified turkey dinner in that there London.....you are having a fucking laugh, You southern cunts are welcome to it.......There will be an alternative function that is convenient for Midlanders and Northerners should they wish to attend. The Moon under Water, Lichfield St, Wolverhampton....3 course Turkey dinner and Weatherspoons finest nearly out of date beer. Should cost 20-30 quid all in to get wankered. I can arrange overnight accommodation at the no star wulfrun hotel but remember to bring a sleeping bag and itch lotion. Just round the corner from the rail station and convenient for the curry houses should anyone still feel a bit peckish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: Agree wholeheartedly with you both. I couldn't sit in a room with that uncouth barbarian Manky, watching him slobber down a pint of gravy whilst shoving his pasty, coal dust encrusted face into a plate of tripe. The mere smell of northerner would be enough to put me off the canapés. It's a bit mean of us , who's to say manky can't sell his house and put it towards the 50 quid bill. They do fish and chips or steak and bubble and squeak with black pudding. Those northern types might enjoy eating with a knife and fork... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 So... When? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Nothing like splashing out on some top notch grub on Christmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: It's a bit mean of us , who's to say manky can't sell his house and put it towards the 50 quid bill. They d o fish and chips or steak and bubble and squeak with black pudding. Those northern types might enjoy eating with a knife and fork... It's a kind thought Edders, and I salute your altruism. However, there are a few minor flaws. Manky's wendy house would fetch a fiver at best on eeeby'eck-bay, and that wouldn't even buy him the soup. Also, there is a very good reason why his northern ilk don't use knives and forks, it's the lack of opposable thumbs due to them being barely evolved mockeries of the homo-sapien species. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: It's a kind thought Edders, and I salute your altruism. However, there are a few minor flaws. Manky's wendy house would fetch a fiver at best on eeeby'eck-bay, and that wouldn't even buy him the soup. Also, there is a very good reason why his northern ilk don't use knives and forks, it's the lack of opposable thumbs due to them being barely evolved mockeries of the homo-sapien species. Good point well made Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 4 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: So... When? Sorry Spotto, no Welsh either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: So... When? What day do you receive your pension, don't want you to feel uncomfortable..., sod it , it's on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: Sorry Spotto, no Welsh either. Sorry decs , where are my manners , absolutely no welsh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: What day do you receive your pension, don't want you to feel uncomfortable..., sod it , it's on me. See ya there you lightweight cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: Agree wholeheartedly with you both. I couldn't sit in a room with that uncouth barbarian Manky, watching him slobber down a pint of gravy whilst shoving his pasty, coal dust encrusted face into a plate of tripe. The mere smell of northerner would be enough to put me off the canapés. I fucking hate northerners and by that I mean north of the Thames all the way to John the cunt O'Groats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Just now, Fatty said: I fucking hate northerners and by that I mean north of the Thames all the way to John the cunt O'Groats Ant the sheep shaggers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Southern, shandy-drinking poofs. The Muslims will get you all!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 2 minutes ago, Fatty said: I fucking hate northerners and by that I mean north of the Thames as way to John the cunt O'Gro ats Fuck, I guess I'm off the fucking guest list. It's another year of a subsidiary CC party round Neils whilst he spends the entire time wanking off into the snowballs then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 Just now, Decimus said: Fuck, I guess I'm off the fucking guest list. It's another year of a subsidiary CC party round Neils whilst he spends the entire time wanking off into the snowballs then. No decs , you have a vip ticket , as the sole attraction to cc , your presence is a must , your plus 1 however should be stickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: No decs , you have a vip ticket , as the sole attraction to cc , your presence is a must , your plus 1 however should be stickers. Cheers, Edders, it'll be my pleasure. I'll try and keep Bill in line, but he's been in a foul mood recently, I fear he's had some bad news at the clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck, I guess I'm off the fucking guest list. It's another year of a subsidiary CC party round Neils whilst he spends the entire time wanking off into the snowballs then. If you spring for a pair of fit slappers, you can bring yourself and them to ours for a lovely meal and some heavy bondage and humiliation porn. Copies will be kept for a nominal fee of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 11 hours ago, Fatty said: Eddie, I must agree, no northern shit licking cunts allowed Fatty, if you're coming you need to put down £100 for the food, you morbidly obese whale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Cheers, Edders, it'll be my pleasure. I'll try and keep Bill in line, but he's been in a foul mood recently, I fear he's had some bad news at the clinic. Veterinary clinic. Canine AIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 (edited) 16 hours ago, Eddie said: Good and reasonable prices , langans, Stratton street , only southern folk need to add their name to the list as the 50 quid 3 course meal plus drinks will hopefully put the northern membership off. £50 for some dried up turkey tits, soggy cabbage and clemmies for roasties? Typical southern tosspots.... I've had Michelin star stuff for less than that.... 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Sorry Spotto, no Welsh either. ..have to agree there... mother-in-law is half welsh... definately the dragon half... 15 hours ago, MikeD said: Southern, shandy-drinking poofs. The Muslims will get you all!! The only reason The South exists is so we have a no-mans-land buffer zone between us and the French... and that looks like it includes the Muslims these days as well.... Edited December 5, 2015 by DingTheRioja there, their and they're.... cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Veterinary clinic. Canine AIDS? Yes, he's been banging Gurts missus again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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