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Eddie

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Agree wholeheartedly with you both. I couldn't sit in a room with that uncouth barbarian Manky, watching him slobber down a pint of gravy whilst shoving his pasty, coal dust encrusted face into a plate of tripe. The mere smell of northerner would be enough to put me off the canapés.

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Guest luke swarm
9 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Good and reasonable prices , langans,  Stratton street , only southern folk need to add their name to the list as the 50 quid 3 course meal plus drinks will hopefully put the northern membership off. 

£50 for a glorified turkey dinner in that there London.....you are having a fucking laugh,

You southern cunts are welcome to it.......There will be an alternative function that is convenient for Midlanders and Northerners should they wish to attend.  The Moon under Water, Lichfield St, Wolverhampton....3 course Turkey dinner and Weatherspoons finest nearly out of date beer. Should cost 20-30 quid all in to get wankered. I can arrange overnight accommodation at the no star wulfrun hotel but remember to bring a sleeping bag and itch lotion.

Just round the corner from the rail station and convenient for the curry houses should anyone still feel a bit peckish.

 

 

     

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Just now, Decimus said:

Agree wholeheartedly with you both. I couldn't sit in a room with that uncouth barbarian Manky, watching him slobber down a pint of gravy whilst shoving his pasty, coal dust encrusted face into a plate of tripe. The mere smell of northerner would be enough to put me off the canapés.

It's a bit mean of us , who's to say manky can't sell his house and put it towards the 50 quid bill. They do fish and chips or steak and bubble and squeak with black pudding. Those northern types might enjoy eating with a knife and fork...

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6 minutes ago, Eddie said:

It's a bit mean of us , who's to say manky can't sell his house and put it towards the 50 quid bill. They d o fish and chips or steak and bubble and squeak with black pudding. Those northern types might enjoy eating with a knife and fork...

It's a kind thought Edders, and I salute your altruism. However, there are a few minor flaws. Manky's wendy house would fetch a fiver at best on eeeby'eck-bay, and that wouldn't even buy him the soup. Also, there is a very good reason why his northern ilk don't use knives and forks, it's the lack of opposable thumbs due to them being barely evolved mockeries of the homo-sapien species.

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Just now, Decimus said:

It's a kind thought Edders, and I salute your altruism. However, there are a few minor flaws. Manky's wendy house would fetch a fiver at best on eeeby'eck-bay, and that wouldn't even buy him the soup. Also, there is a very good reason why his northern ilk don't use knives and forks, it's the lack of opposable thumbs due to them being barely evolved mockeries of the homo-sapien species.

Good point well made 

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39 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Agree wholeheartedly with you both. I couldn't sit in a room with that uncouth barbarian Manky, watching him slobber down a pint of gravy whilst shoving his pasty, coal dust encrusted face into a plate of tripe. The mere smell of northerner would be enough to put me off the canapés.

I fucking hate northerners and by that I mean north of the Thames all the way to John the cunt O'Groats

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2 minutes ago, Fatty said:

I fucking hate northerners and by that I mean north of the Thames as way to John the cunt O'Gro ats

Fuck, I guess I'm off the fucking guest list. It's another year of a subsidiary CC party round Neils whilst he spends the entire time wanking off into the snowballs then.

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Just now, Decimus said:

Fuck, I guess I'm off the fucking guest list. It's another year of a subsidiary CC party round Neils whilst he spends the entire time wanking off into the snowballs then.

No decs , you have a vip ticket , as the sole attraction to cc , your presence is a must , your plus 1 however should be stickers. 

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2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

No decs , you have a vip ticket , as the sole attraction to cc , your presence is a must , your plus 1 however should be stickers. 

Cheers, Edders, it'll be my pleasure. I'll try and keep Bill in line, but he's been in a foul mood recently, I fear he's had some bad news at the clinic.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Fuck, I guess I'm off the fucking guest list. It's another year of a subsidiary CC party round Neils whilst he spends the entire time wanking off into the snowballs then.

If you spring for a pair of fit slappers, you can bring yourself and them to ours for a lovely meal and some heavy bondage and humiliation porn.  Copies will be kept for a nominal fee of course! 

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Guest Bill Stickers
11 hours ago, Fatty said:

Eddie, I must agree, no northern shit licking cunts allowed

Fatty, if you're coming you need to put down £100 for the food, you morbidly obese whale. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
10 hours ago, Decimus said:

Cheers, Edders, it'll be my pleasure. I'll try and keep Bill in line, but he's been in a foul mood recently, I fear he's had some bad news at the clinic.

Veterinary clinic. Canine AIDS? 

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Guest DingTheRioja
16 hours ago, Eddie said:

Good and reasonable prices , langans,  Stratton street , only southern folk need to add their name to the list as the 50 quid 3 course meal plus drinks will hopefully put the northern membership off. 

£50 for some dried up turkey tits, soggy cabbage and clemmies for roasties?

Typical southern tosspots.... I've had Michelin star stuff for less than that....

16 hours ago, Decimus said:

Sorry Spotto, no Welsh either.

..have to agree there... mother-in-law is half welsh... definately the dragon half...

15 hours ago, MikeD said:

Southern, shandy-drinking poofs. The Muslims will get you all!!

The only reason The South exists is so we have a no-mans-land buffer zone between us and the French... and that looks like it includes the Muslims these days as well....

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there, their and they're.... cunts...
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