Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Ian Holloway, a professional football manager and TV pundit, is going to be commentating on 10 games in 10 days over the festive period. Not that remarkable, you might say. He is, after all, just doing his job without a break for just under a fortnight. And that job is just sitting on your arse, watching football and talking about it. But no. Not in the eyes of Sky Sports, or his footballing contemporaries. He is doing something quite unbelievable. He's presented to viewers as being some complete fucking nutter for even attempting such a brave and ambitious thing. Is he a modern Scott or Shackleton, braving uncharted territory like a true pioneer of the human race. Or is he just a complete cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Ian Holloway, a professional football manager and TV pundit, is going to be commentating on 10 games in 10 days over the festive period. Not that remarkable, you might say. He is, after all, just doing his job without a break for just under a fortnight. And that job is just sitting on your arse, watching football and talking about it. But no. Not in the eyes of Sky Sports, or his footballing contemporaries. He is doing something quite unbelievable. He's presented to viewers as being some complete fucking nutter for even attempting such a brave and ambitious thing. Is he a modern Scott or Shackleton, braving uncharted territory like a true pioneer of the human race. Or is he just a complete cunt? Such endurance. Ranulph Fiennes must be shitting himself, this cunt's after his job. For fucks SAKE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 If we has going to watch a Carlisle game, then he would be a little more intrepid at the minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Football's for iro...... Taxi!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Sky is for cunts. Ask me how I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: If we has going to watch a Carlisle game, then he would be a little more intrepid at the minute. Carlisle are currently enjoying their biggest crowd of the season. There must be at least a thousand fucking reporters, production managers and camera crews in there today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sky is for cunts. Ask me how I know. How do you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 47 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Sky is for cunts. Ask me how I know. No, not fussed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 1 hour ago, MikeD said: No, not fussed. Oh Mike, you're such a lovable, roguish contrarian aren't you! Perhaps you could take a contrarian view to the rest of us when it comes to breathing in and out. The results would be fantastic... I can see it now. You blue on the floor, rigor mortis already setting in. Me stood there beaming, getting my dancing shoes ready for a salsa on your pauper's grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 Why do people make out that anyone involved with football is a fucking hero. They're cunts,end of. Poofs as well I might add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 16 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Oh Mike, you're such a lovable, roguish contrarian aren't you! Perhaps you could take a contrarian view to the rest of us when it comes to breathing in and out. The results would be fantastic... I can see it now. You blue on the floor, rigor mortis already setting in. Me stood there beaming, getting my dancing shoes ready for a salsa on your pauper's grave. Oh, do be quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 23 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Oh Mike, you're such a lovable, roguish contrarian aren't you! Perhaps you could take a contrarian view to the rest of us when it comes to breathing in and out. The results would be fantastic... I can see it now. You blue on the floor, rigor mortis already setting in. Me stood there beaming, getting my dancing shoes ready for a salsa on your pauper's grave. More long-winded wank. I forgot that bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: How do you know? Rhetorical questions - cunts, or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 9, 2015 Report Share Posted December 9, 2015 8 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Oh Mike, you're such a lovable, roguish contrarian aren't you! Perhaps you could take a contrarian view to the rest of us when it comes to breathing in and out. The results would be fantastic... I can see it now. You blue on the floor, rigor mortis already setting in. Me stood there beaming, getting my dancing shoes ready for a salsa on your pauper's grave. Well fucking done son. Every time I edge toward the view that you best be shot through the teeth, you go and pull me back in. Give yourself a clap on the back; but it might still be an idea to do do it with enough force to shunt your eyeballs out on their stalks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Ian Holloway, a professional football manager and TV pundit, is going to be commentating on 10 games in 10 days over the festive period. Not that remarkable, you might say. He is, after all, just doing his job without a break for just under a fortnight. And that job is just sitting on your arse, watching football and talking about it. But no. Not in the eyes of Sky Sports, or his footballing contemporaries. He is doing something quite unbelievable. He's presented to viewers as being some complete fucking nutter for even attempting such a brave and ambitious thing. Is he a modern Scott or Shackleton, braving uncharted territory like a true pioneer of the human race. Or is he just a complete cunt? Are the last two sentences a discussion point? Because I've never heard of Ian Holloway but if he has anything to do with football then I say is most probably a class A cunt. Scott got on my nerves with all his bullshit "The engines will n'ae take it cap'n" and "she won't go to warp factor one cap'n" so he was a moany cunt and as for Shackleton, if he had anything to do with climbing mountains, then he is/was one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 14 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Sky is for cunts. Ask me how I know. Sky News It's still blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 13 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Oh Mike, you're such a lovable, roguish contrarian aren't you! Perhaps you could take a contrarian view to the rest of us when it comes to breathing in and out. The results would be fantastic... I can see it now. You blue on the floor, rigor mortis already setting in. Me stood there beaming, getting my dancing shoes ready for a salsa on your pauper's grave. you've already fucked his stiff arse before the dancing then Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 I've never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Well fucking done son. Every time I edge toward the view that you best be shot through the teeth, you go and pull me back in. Give yourself a clap on the back; but it might still be an idea to do do it with enough force to shunt your eyeballs out on their stalks. Please Quincy, stay off my side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 On 09/12/2015 11:33:32, Bill Stickers said: If we has going to watch a Carlisle game, then he would be a little more intrepid at the minute. Is it their ground that's called 'Deepdale'? I'll get my anorak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 7 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I've never heard of her. Hey I always say that! ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 10, 2015 Report Share Posted December 10, 2015 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is it their ground that's called 'Deepdale'? I'll get my anorak. Funnily enough, they are playing their home games at Deepdale until they resolve the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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