Eddie Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 The great unwashed will hit the sales today with vigor. After buying up the latest 'must have' items for their kids , it's now time to ramp up the credit card futher to have the bragging rights on the latest handbag or watch. Most of the shit bought at Christmas will not last nearly as long as the debt. Still debt has always kept the plebs in line, Frank do you want to borrow a few quid ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: The great unwashed will hit the sales today with vigor. After buying up the latest 'must have' items for their kids , it's now time to ramp up the credit card futher to have the bragging rights on the latest handbag or watch. Most of the shit bought at Christmas will not last nearly as long as the debt. Still debt has always kept the plebs in line, Frank do you want to borrow a few quid ? Brainwashed, shallow, materialistic bastards. Who gives a fuck as long as we've got the latest must-have gadgets for kids and cunts? Look at the reaction to the Black Friday(racist)sales, you'd think the cunts were starving to death and were fighting over scraps of fucking food. Fucking animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Mrs Manky will be at the sales today and will soon have next years Christmas sorted out. I think advanced planning is admirable. I agree that buying for the sake of it is a cunts trick but I do need to replace last years underpants as they are getting a bit crusty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 10 minutes ago, Manky said: I do need to replace last years underpants as they are getting a bit crusty. a top tip there......no need for a washing machine and all that extra expense either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 14 minutes ago, Manky said: I do need to replace last years underpants as they are getting a bit crusty. Methane holes are a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 14 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Methane holes are a cunt. I've seen the diet mancunians live on, bill. Trust me, it won't just be methane holes in mankys kecks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Next opened its doors at 6am this morning , poor saps who work there must have clocked in around 5am. Who the fuck will get up in the middle of the night to get a couple of quid off shit items that the shop can't sell at full price ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 2 hours ago, Eddie said: The great unwashed will hit the sales today with vigor. After buying up the latest 'must have' items for their kids , it's now time to ramp up the credit card futher to have the bragging rights on the latest handbag or watch. Most of the shit bought at Christmas will not last nearly as long as the debt. Still debt has always kept the plebs in line, Frank do you want to borrow a few quid ? Asda are doing Brobat bleach today @ 80% off. get down there Eddie and get 100 bottles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 They're not the only ones with shit to shift,I have a turkey & mince pie christmas log knocking at my back door and I just cant shift the fucker,had one go and my eyes popped out on stalks like in the old Tom & Jerry cartoons i was pushing so hard,I'll be looking to shift these farmers in the new year as well,like christmas fucking baubles they are the bastards! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Next opened its doors at 6am this morning , poor saps who work there must have clocked in around 5am. Who the fuck will get up in the middle of the night to get a couple of quid off shit items that the shop can't sell at full price ? I saw that. Fucking Next. Cunts who camp out all night in the pishing rain and cold, for some drab rags, the fucking idiots. In these times of Amazon "one click", though they are tax dodging yanks who are fucking robbing us of billions, still, one nearly only needs to think of something and it lands on your door the next day. With that in mind, what these bargain hunting cunts calculate their time as being worth is anyone's fucking guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 29 minutes ago, scotty said: I've seen the diet mancunians live on, bill. Trust me, it won't just be methane holes in mankys kecks. Kebabs and Bitter. Combined they produce copious amounts of Carbon Dibackside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 16 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Asda are doing Brobat bleach today @ 80% off. get down there Eddie and get 100 bottles. That's a bargain withers, I hope you received the Star of David flag I sent you to fly over your French shiteau. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 15 minutes ago, neil298 said: They're not the only ones with shit to shift,I have a turkey & mince pie christmas log knocking at my back door and I just cant shift the fucker,had one go and my eyes popped out on stalks like in the old Tom & Jerry cartoons i was pushing so hard,I'll be looking to shift these farmers in the new year as well,like christmas fucking baubles they are the bastards! Problem with your farmers . Try soaking them in bleach . Adopt caution though , hold your slack scrotum out of harms way. Bon courage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 18 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I saw that. Fucking Next. Cunts who camp out all night in the pishing rain and cold, for some drab rags, the fucking idiots. In these times of Amazon "one click", though they are tax dodging yanks who are fucking robbing us of billions, still, one nearly only needs to think of something and it lands on your door the next day. With that in mind, what these bargain hunting cunts calculate their time as being worth is anyone's fucking guess. Be the same cunts in line for the next offering from iphone etc. Some of the most hard up people I know upgrade their phones as soon as a new one hits the shelfs, brainwashed beyond belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: Be the same cunts in line for the next offering from iphone etc. Some of the most hard up people I know upgrade their phones as soon as a new one hits the shelfs, brainwashed beyond belief. An idiot cousin of mine paid 600 quid for the largest memory iPhone 5 at the earliest possible juncture when it was released, while I got one for "free" with a 30 quid contract a year later. It's hardly breakthrough tech. Seemingly these spunky arseburps are prepared to pay about 300 quid over the odds just to feel ahead of the next cunt by a matter of days, and don't seem to realise the only statement they're making is "Im a cunt, kill me". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: An idiot cousin of mine Must be an idiot if he's related to you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Be the same cunts in line for the next offering from iphone etc. Some of the most hard up people I know upgrade their phones as soon as a new one hits the shelfs, brainwashed beyond belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 25 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Must be an idiot if he's related to you cunt. In his defence, at least he walks upright on two legs, unlike your cousins, the fucking reptiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 My phone cost £45 and will do everything I need. How can tosspots justify £500 over and abo e that. I am sure the cunt can't do 11 times as much as mine. Mine may not look cool but I miss my Nokia 3310. Fancy phones are for cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 My phone cost me £2 a month extra on my £10 phone bill over 18 months. Microsoft thingy it is, it's bloody good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 I just don't buy into this consumerism lark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 13 hours ago, Eddie said: Be the same cunts in line for the next offering from iphone etc. Some of the most hard up people I know upgrade their phones as soon as a new one hits the shelfs, brainwashed beyond belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 4 hours ago, Manky said: My phone cost £45 and will do everything I need. How can tosspots justify £500 over and abo e that. I am sure the cunt can't do 11 times as much as mine. Mine may not look cool but I miss my Nokia 3310. Fancy phones are for cunts Will it call your missus off its own bat like "knight rider", and get you out of a divorce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Two things... 1. Who the fuck buys anything from Next anyway? Grey drab shite that everyone with no fucking sense of style buys... to go to the fucking office in... It's the same grey drab shite this year that they were selling last year, grey drab shite... it's not even that well made anymore, when NExt first started out it was decent quality shite for the office, now even places like Primark and New Look sell stuff that's better quality, and it's not grey drab shite... just shite, but at least it's not grey drab shite... 2. My Nokia Lumia Microsoft 60 billion and 20 GTi Turbo Something cost me £20 on an upgrade from my 5 year old LG shit... it does email, text, decent camera and video, porn, GPS & maps... Twenty fucking quid... I bet the wankers with the £600 iPhone can't even work out how to use 80% of it's capabilities and would be better off with a £20 phone... especially when they drop the fucker after I accidentaly nudged them while they were walking down the road ignoring everyone around them and trying to text/twatter/facefuck all their "friends" with a message ending in "sent from my iPhone 666"... Oh.. the Nokia also works as a phone.... who would have guessed..??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 4 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: Two things... 1. Who the fuck buys anything from Next anyway? Grey drab shite that everyone with no fucking sense of style buys... to go to the fucking office in... It's the same grey drab shite this year that they were selling last year, grey drab shite... it's not even that well made anymore, when NExt first started out it was decent quality shite for the office, now even places like Primark and New Look sell stuff that's better quality, and it's not grey drab shite... just shite, but at least it's not grey drab shite... 2. My Nokia Lumia Microsoft 60 billion and 20 GTi Turbo Something cost me £20 on an upgrade from my 5 year old LG shit... it does email, text, decent camera and video, porn, GPS & maps... Twenty fucking quid... I bet the wankers with the £600 iPhone can't even work out how to use 80% of it's capabilities and would be better off with a £20 phone... especially when they drop the fucker after I accidentaly nudged them while they were walking down the road ignoring everyone around them and trying to text/twatter/facefuck all their "friends" with a message ending in "sent from my iPhone 666"... Oh.. the Nokia also works as a phone.... who would have guessed..??? Great. Really don't care. Couldn't give a fuck at all. Please just make an attempt at being in some way funny instead of being a 100% boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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