Guest MikeD Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 A stupid cunt who tried to eat a McDonald's burger in one mouthful but blacked out and choked to death. Father of three as well, good luck to the fucker who explains that one to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 From Barry in Wales. Stupid cunt indeed . I lived in Wales for 7 years but got out before I choked on a burger . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 His last words were apparently "Watch this!" If only one of the cunts had filmed it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: A stupid cunt who tried to eat a McDonald's burger in one mouthful but blacked out and choked to death. Father of three as well, good luck to the fucker who explains that one to them. I like you, Mike... a lot. My sincere congratulations for reaching the no.1 spot in the popularity charts last week. If anyone deserves it.. it's you. Bisous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Jackanory said: I like you, Mike... a lot. My sincere congratulations for reaching the no.1 spot in the popularity charts last week. If anyone deserves it.. it's you. Bisous. Dat you Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Jackanory said: I like you, Mike... a lot. My sincere congratulations for reaching the no.1 spot in the popularity charts last week. If anyone deserves it.. it's you. Bisous. Fuck off Fr.... oh never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 15 minutes ago, Frank said: I like you, Mike... a lot. My sincere congratulations for reaching the no.1 spot in the popularity charts last week. If anyone deserves it.. it's you. Bisous. When will you be here with the wine you cunt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 16 minutes ago, Dan German said: Dat you Jesus? No , its fucking Frank. Pay attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: No , its fucking Frank. Pay attention Yes, I fucking know....I've just had a PM from the cunt! I thought he was finally gone...but lo he has returned and speaketh through the forum and yea also the messenger system. Maybe it is Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Just now, Dan German said: Yes, I fucking know....I've just had a PM from the cunt! I thought he was finally gone...but lo he has returned and speaketh through the forum and yea also the messenger system. Maybe it is Jesus? If you honestly believe this could be the second coming of Christ forget it . Frank would have trouble coming once, the fucking piss soaked wino that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: When will you be here with the wine you cunt ? I was referring to cheese.. you soppy salop. You're about as French as MikeD is interesting. Belle de Sancerre and Mont D'or. Cheeses you cunt... cheese! I'll be there by Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: I was referring to cheese.. you soppy salop. You're about as French as MikeD is interesting. Belle de Sancerre and Mont D'or. Cheeses you cunt... cheese. I'll be there by Tuesday. Now the cunt is speaking in tongues...my money's on Jesus (with Allah on the undercard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Dan German said: Now the cunt is speaking in tongues...my money's on Jesus (with Allah on the undercard) Dan, apologies I mistook you for an old flame. Shit. You've been on for several days now. Got anything to offer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Jackanory said: Dan, apologies I mistook you for an old flame. Shit. You've been on for several days now. Got anything to offer? That sort of mistake is likely to prove fatal. If you are here cottaging the at least concentrate on the job in er...hand. The only offer you're getting from me is a fraternal and traditional Fuck off Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dan German Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 35 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: When will you be here with the wine you cunt ? First he gets the water... then he turneth it into wine...then he er... comes C'mon, concentrate, you ungodly heathen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Just now, Dan German said: That sort of mistake is likely to prove fatal. If you are here cottaging the at least concentrate on the job in er...hand. The only offer you're getting from me is a fraternal and traditional Fuck off Frank What a disappointment. There I was thinking that you were lying low like some old coy cunt about to set the place alight. A recovered Bill perhaps, a new Decs or dragged-up Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Fuck off Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 29 minutes ago, Jackanory said: I was referring to cheese.. you soppy salop. You're about as French as MikeD is interesting. Belle de Sancerre and Mont D'or. Cheeses you cunt... cheese! I'll be there by Tuesday. Yes I know Frank / Jackanory / Punkape . I have plenty of cheese , bring wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fuck off Frank. Ding, I think you're a hard working, high achieving smashing fella.. and landlord! However, it must be said that you and Mike have single handedly brought this site to its fucking knees. It's not too late to turn it around, but you'll have to take a few pointers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 Any cunt who eats at McDonald's deserves to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 53 minutes ago, Dan German said: Yes, I fucking know....I've just had a PM from the cunt! I thought he was finally gone...but lo he has returned and speaketh through the forum and yea also the messenger system. Maybe it is Jesus? I imagine he already thinks he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: Any cunt who eats at McDonald's deserves to die I applied for a job there. Got turned down for not being a people person or having the right qualifications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: I applied for a job there. Got turned down for not being a people person or having the right qualifications. And being the wrong colour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: And being the wrong colour? And being a liar. I never really applied. I know my place in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 4, 2016 Report Share Posted February 4, 2016 53 minutes ago, Jackanory said: I was referring to cheese.. you soppy salop. You're about as French as MikeD is interesting. Belle de Sancerre and Mont D'or. Cheeses you cunt... cheese! I'll be there by Tuesday. You've got it bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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