Earl of Punkape Posted February 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Have you got any contacts in the golfing underworld, P? This cunt needs teaching a severe fucking lesson. The golfing world is rather tame although I do know some very nasty ex-military bods who play the game. A former senior bodyguard for a certain Russian football Club owner springs to mind. "Can you sort out multi-ID twat on Cuntscorner Mike?" "Make it look like an accident,we don't want any trouble with Admin" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: The golfing world is rather tame although I do know some very nasty ex-military bods who play the game. A former senior bodyguard for a certain Russian football Club owner springs to mind. "Can you sort out multi-ID twat on Cuntscorner Mike?" "Make it look like an accident,we don't want any trouble with Admin" I knew I could count on a man with your connections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: I knew I could count on a man with your connections. Oh he's connected alright. But it's to MI6 who have some rather iffy photographs of him and a certain VIP at Elm Guest House... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I knew I could count on a man with your connections. The only two connections he needs are live and neutral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 He needs to make a connection with reality first instead of his Narnia like existence where the twat thinks he's a Range Rover driving estate agent that struggles to exit a closet whilst admitting he loves sinking his balls into holes with his public school social misfits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: I knew I could count on a man with your connections. The only thing that cunt is connected to is a sheep. Balls deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 29, 2016 Report Share Posted February 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Have you got any contacts in the golfing underworld, P? This cunt needs teaching a severe fucking lesson. That sounds rather like a threat... well, it would if there was any bollocks behind it you flaccid bell-end.... Are you nailing your cock to Punkers mast now? I didn't realise even you could be that fucking low... I stand corrected... You'll be asking Prof B out on a date next... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: That sounds rather like a threat... well, it would if there was any bollocks behind it you flaccid bell-end.... Are you nailing your cock to Punkers mast now? I didn't realise even you could be that fucking low... I stand corrected... You'll be asking Prof B out on a date next... I saw her/it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: The only two connections he needs are live and neutral. P's a gentleman and a scholar, and a purveyor of fine art work. We're lucky to have him, even if none of what I have said is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: That sounds rather like a threat... well, it would if there was any bollocks behind it you flaccid bell-end.... Are you nailing your cock to Punkers mast now? I didn't realise even you could be that fucking low... I stand corrected... You'll be asking Prof B out on a date next... Yes, because I often employ the services of fictional, tank top wearing golf players to do my heavy work. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yes, because I often employ the services of fictional, tank top wearing golf players to do my heavy work. Idiot. Yes, because you have already asked him for a hitman for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: Yes, because I often employ the services of fictional, tank top wearing golf players to do my heavy work. Idiot. Allow me to correct your assumption that just because you play golf it doesn't make you a golf player. The correct term is golf WANKER, also similar to cricket wanker. Which is commonly used for spectators too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 30 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Allow me to correct your assumption that just because you play golf it doesn't make you a golf player. The correct term is golf WANKER, also similar to cricket wanker. Which is commonly used for spectators too. Sorry no, I have to correct you, the spectators are "cunts" not "wankers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2016 Report Share Posted March 1, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Yes, because you have already asked him for a hitman for me... I wouldn't trust him to wipe my arse, let alone anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 On 2/28/2016 at 1:52 PM, luke swarm said: afraid not.....graphic novels ie comics do not qualify as books. When did the informative articles in Jugs Magazine cease to be a worthwhile read? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: When did the informative articles in Jugs Magazine cease to be a worthwhile read? informative articles....such as where to purchase the cheapest man size tissues or how to wash protein stains off the curtains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2016 Report Share Posted March 2, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: informative articles....such as where to purchase the cheapest man size tissues or how to wash protein stains off the curtains? I'd say that counts as worthy and valuable information for a bloke to possess. Then the always popular ten ways to escape the trap of marriage after a good shag, how to slink out of her flat while she's sleeping, as well as 5 most likely places she hides her cash in her bag. Every bloke should have this information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 On 29 February 2016 at 8:29 PM, Decimus said: Have you got any contacts in the golfing underworld, P? This cunt needs teaching a severe fucking lesson. The Golfing world is straight and more or less free of all this gay idiocy and promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: The Golfing world is straight and more or less free of all this gay idiocy and promotion. You boring fucking cunt. You can't even be bothered to create fresh noms of the same old shit so you're just dredging up old ones. When you go to bed tonight, think about the fact that you will never, ever be a funny human being, and that everybody hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: The Golfing world is straight and more or less free of all this gay idiocy and promotion. Except for you, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: You boring fucking cunt. You can't even be bothered to create fresh noms of the same old shit so you're just dredging up old ones. When you go to bed tonight, think about the fact that you will never, ever be a funny human being, and that everybody hates you. You havn't commented on the NHS buggery thread. Will you be buying any of the new drug for yourself ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 You strike me as being a very proud man Spunkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 52 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You strike me as being a very proud man Spunkie I see what you did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 You have to love the reaction from anyone with a gay son. It goes something like this, "Yeah my sons gay but it's fine it's fine. Honestly it's really just fine. I'm okay with it so really really am just 100% fine with it. It's really really an okay fine thing. I love him more because he is gay. He's my son and I will... no I must I must love him. I do love him. Did I tell you I love him. He's my poof... urr I meant my poof son... no I meat my son. He's my son. My boy. My son. My only boy. He's gay. But honestly I so really really really am okay fine okay this" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 Why would you stop loving your son because you found out he is gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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