Guest luke swarm Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Also whilst we are on the subject of films, the amount of American films that are factually bollocks is another pet hate of mine. Take for example Noah.....I only watched it because Emma Watson was in it but it was utter shite.no sense at all...I know that the point is to entertain but at least try to keep it a bit believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Wonder when Hollywood looks to make a film about CC? Wonder who'll play us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wonder when Hollywood looks to make a film about CC? Wonder who'll play us? Obergruppenfuhrer Manky will be played by Mel Gibson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Dale Winton playing Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Lenny Henry playing me. Purely because we will be branded as racist unless he is involved in some capacity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: If the north was like the film, idId Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: If the north was like the film, idId Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Sorry about last post. Swarmers reckons Mel Gibson for me. I am more of a Roger Moore/Bill Maynard hybrid with a bit of Hugh Grant and the late great Sid James all on Steroids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Sorry about last post. Swarmers reckons Mel Gibson for me. I am more of a Roger Moore/Bill Maynard hybrid with a bit of Hugh Grant and the late great Sid James all on Steroids. I hope not the floppy haired posh cunt bit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 35 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I hope not the floppy haired posh cunt bit? No. Just class act babe magnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Just now, Manky said: No. Just class act babe magnet. Fair enough... so more Murrican Hollywood truth then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fair enough... so more Murrican Hollywood truth then? To be honest, any fucker can play me as long as they haven't been arrested in a public convenience for importuning. That cuts out half the luvvie cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: To be honest, any fucker can play me as long as they haven't been arrested in a public convenience for importuning. That cuts out half the luvvie cunts. ..and a third just haven't been arrested yet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: Also whilst we are on the subject of films, the amount of American films that are factually bollocks is another pet hate of mine. Take for example Noah.....I only watched it because Emma Watson was in it but it was utter shite.no sense at all...I know that the point is to entertain but at least try to keep it a bit believable. So that'll be any film about Vietnam. Or WW2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 4 hours ago, luke swarm said: Also whilst we are on the subject of films, the amount of American films that are factually bollocks is another pet hate of mine. Take for example Noah.....I only watched it because Emma Watson was in it but it was utter shite.no sense at all...I know that the point is to entertain but at least try to keep it a bit believable. Walk The Line, the film about Johnny Cash was a fucking travesty. Supposedly 'based on the autobiography'. At least they got his fucking name right, one of the few things they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 The Wicker Man. Need I say more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 28 minutes ago, Manky said: The Wicker Man. Need I say more. I haven't seen it but anything with Nicholas Cage in it is odds-on to be a pile of fucking shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 54 minutes ago, MikeD said: Walk The Line, the film about Johnny Cash was a fucking travesty. Supposedly 'based on the autobiography'. At least they got his fucking name right, one of the few things they did. I went to see it at Odeon Peckham. The place was packed with young black people. They had all came to see a film about some dead rapper. In the Johnny Cash film there was 6 people apart from me. I must admit I quite liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 12 minutes ago, MikeD said: I haven't seen it but anything with Nicholas Cage in it is odds-on to be a pile of fucking shite. I do same but with Jason Statham and Cunt Cruise. They specialise playing the same character in every film and everyone of them unbelievable crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They had all came to see a film about some dead rapper. the only good one is a dead one...especially the white twat wannabe (c) rappers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: the only good one is a dead one...especially the white twat wannabe (c) rappers. All the majority of the cunts rap about is money and killing anyway. At least they get what they want, plenty of money then fucking killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I do same but with Jason Statham and Cunt Cruise. They specialise playing the same character in every film and everyone of them unbelievable crap. Or Ray Winstone, that bastard couldn't play anything other than an aggressive cockney cunt if his fucking life depended on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, MikeD said: All the majority of the cunts rap about is money and killing anyway. At least they get what they want, plenty of money then fucking killed. You will like this Mikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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