Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 43 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Nice one, it made me spill my tea....I was actually told this by a girl in the office a couple of years ago. How do you know if your sister is having her period............your Dads cock tastes funny again. I nearly passed out with pleasure when she delivered the punch line as she was extremely shagtastic. Leaving a meeting years ago, the boss had said the usual Management Speek of "we'll have to suck it and see" ... when we left the meeting my rather cute (female) line manager said to me "Well *****, I'll have to suck it and see shall I?" Took a lot of effort to not get a semi on walking down the corridor behind her... especially when she looked over her shoulder, smirked at me and wiggled her arse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Leaving a meeting years ago, the boss had said the usual Management Speek of "we'll have to suck it and see" ... when we left the meeting my rather cute (female) line manager said to me "Well *****, I'll have to suck it and see shall I?" Took a lot of effort to not get a semi on walking down the corridor behind her... especially when she looked over her shoulder, smirked at me and wiggled her arse... Jesus, fucking, Christ. You truly are the worlds most pathetic cunt, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Jesus, fucking, Christ. You truly are the worlds most pathetic cunt, aren't you? No, I'm not as practised as you are... I sit a good few places down the pathetic cunt list from you, decs, luke and the other prick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: when we left the meeting my rather cute (female) line manager said to me "Well *****, I'll have to suck it and see shall I?" Took a lot of effort to not get a semi on walking down the corridor behind her... especially when she looked over her shoulder, smirked at me and wiggled her arse... At which point, you marched straight to HR and grassed her up for sexual harrasment. Snitching cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: At which point, you marched straight to HR and grassed her up for sexual harrasment. Snitching cunt. No, HR was a problem, two women of the same name, one fucking hot n horny, the other an overweight harriden... no matter how hot the assistant was, the 50/50 chance of the manager being there far outweighed the risk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, HR was a problem, two women of the same name, one fucking hot n horny, the other an overweight harriden... no matter how hot the assistant was, the 50/50 chance of the manager being there far outweighed the risk... Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 26 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, I'm not as practised as you are... I sit a good few places down the pathetic cunt list from you, decs, luke and the other prick... You're right, that MikeD prick is too much, isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: No, I'm not as practised as you are... I sit a good few places down the pathetic cunt list from you, decs, luke and the other prick... phew....thank fuck for that.....for a minute there I thought I was on you like list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 54 minutes ago, Bubbles said: You're right, that MikeD prick is too much, isn't he? You're fucking telling me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: phew....thank fuck for that.....for a minute there I thought I was on you like list. Ding is on my like list. The 'people I would like to see dead', list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 48 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Ding is on my like list. The 'people I would like to see dead', list. You'll have to wait a few more decades... if you want to sort out the issue, kill yourself, just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You'll have to wait a few more decades... if you want to sort out the issue, kill yourself, just a thought. Do you want to suck my dick, Ding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You'll have to wait a few more decades... if you want to sort out the issue, kill yourself, just a thought. If I keep reading your frankly awful posts, I may have to. Then again, the corner would be far less colourful without me. Can you please stop being so shit at this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Do you want to suck my dick, Ding? Even if he says he doesn't, he's probably still thinking about it, the disgusting faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If he did decide to chow down on me, he'd take photographic evidence and grass himself up to the Westboro Baptist Church. The snitching cunt can't help himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: If he did decide to chow down on me, he'd take photographic evidence and grass himself up to the Westboro Baptist Church. The snitching cunt can't help himself. Whilst it may be Friday, what the fuck is going on here, Decs? Are you donating some of your prose to QC? I don't think he needs it, truth be told. After all, he's not Manky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Leaving a meeting years ago, the boss had said the usual Management Speek of "we'll have to suck it and see" ... when we left the meeting my rather cute (female) line manager said to me "Well *****, I'll have to suck it and see shall I?" Took a lot of effort to not get a semi on walking down the corridor behind her... especially when she looked over her shoulder, smirked at me and wiggled her arse... This literally didn't happen. The addition of the word female in parentheses adds further suspicion that if it did, which it didn't, it would've been a bloke. You're so full of shit, if you were given an enema we could bury you in a matchbox. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Leaving a meeting years ago, the boss had said the usual Management Speek of "we'll have to suck it and see" ... when we left the meeting my rather cute (female) line manager said to me "Well *****, I'll have to suck it and see shall I?" Took a lot of effort to not get a semi on walking down the corridor behind her... especially when she looked over her shoulder, smirked at me and wiggled her arse... A glance over the shoulder, a flick of the hair and a lick of the lips can be the sexiest thing in the world. But according to my doctor, it's not appropriate during a rectal examination. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Apologies for my above quote format. Admin, you hairy-gash loving fucking pervert, sort out your dog shit quote function, you vile cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: "Well *****, I'll have to suck it and see shall I?" for ****** Read Cuntstick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 Scientists have proven that women will, at some point in their lives, contain intelligent DNA. Unfortunately 95% of them will spit it out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Apologies for my above quote format. Admin, you hairy-gash loving fucking pervert, sort out your dog shit quote function, you vile cunt. Worse than that is the edit function. I missed at least four 'cunts' and one 'wanker' in my last post to Spunkers and it failed me rotten upon my attempted revision. A complete pile of runny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 minute ago, nocti said: Worse than that is the edit function. I missed at least four 'cunts' and one 'wanker' in my last post to Spunkers and it failed me rotten upon my attempted revision. A complete pile of runny shit. Agreed. Once I have posted something, I don't seem to be able to edit and delete it if I have directly quoted someone. At best, it gives pedantic cunts with a dictionary on stand by carte blanche to correct me, at worst it makes me look like a drooling fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Do you want to suck my dick, Ding? Your obsession with me is getting a tad over the top... please take your mercury drops and arsenic inhaler.. 1 hour ago, nocti said: This literally didn't happen. The addition of the word female in parentheses adds further suspicion that if it did, which it didn't, it would've been a bloke. You're so full of shit, if you were given an enema we could bury you in a matchbox. "literally"....? Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 1, 2016 Report Share Posted April 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Your obsession with me is getting a tad over the top... please take your mercury drops and arsenic inhaler.. "literally"....? Wanker. Ding, stop trying to curry favour with cunts who are far more colourful, intelligent and entertaining than you. Seriously now, for your own good, kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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