Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 I like flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: I like flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality. Bet they don't like you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: I like flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality. You're flogging a dead horse there mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 13 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Quince? What is it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What is it . Quincy; if you went camping and woke up with a used condom hanging out your arse, would you tell anyone? If the answers no, do you want to go camping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Vile cunt, i was reading out loud to the Mrs as she tossed my salad and she had to take her tounge out my arse that quick she almost choked on a big clump of arse fluff caked in arse angel delight ,put her right off her toad in the hole dinner I made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Quincy; if you went camping and woke up with a used condom hanging out your arse, would you tell anyone? If the answers no, do you want to go camping? Hang on. Is this drug related? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hang on. Is this drug related? Rohypnol probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Albert is just a spunkless wanker lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hang on. Is this drug related? It could be. I'm not sure how drugs mules retrieve their stash, whether it's puking or shitting. I'm guessing the latter so you're the corners expert on all things scatt and you can probably smell it when you're hovering it up? Actually, it's only a wind up to get you to respond in a vulgar and funny way. I'd have to be pissed out of my skull to even contemplate bare back riding a primate like you and then would 100% kill myself the next day. Probably hang myself with a yellow tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 16 hours ago, Snowflake said: Vile cunt, i was reading out loud to the Mrs as she tossed my salad and she had to take her tounge out my arse that quick she almost choked on a big clump of arse fluff caked in arse angel delight ,put her right off her toad in the hole dinner I made. Hey I don't want to go all albert dross on you, but what is a tounge, is it like a tongue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Hey I don't want to go all albert dross on you, but what is a tounge. Is it like a tongue? A botched use of the English language by an illiterate fucking baffoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Snowflake said: A botched use of the English language by an illiterate fucking baffoon? To be fair snowy, binmen aren't usually famed for their suave erudition. I bet Oscar Wilde never worked the round. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Snowflake said: A botched use of the English language by an illiterate fucking baffoon? Yes I see where I went wrong, full stop has been replaced with a comma and now the question mark is in the correct place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, scotty said: To be fair snowy, binmen aren't usually famed for their suave erudition. I bet Oscar Wilde never worked the round. To busy getting bummed I suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 51 minutes ago, scotty said: To be fair snowy, binmen aren't usually famed for their suave erudition. I bet Oscar Wilde never worked the round. I bet he worked a few rounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I bet he worked a few rounds. Albert: can you do me a favour and annoy Fucknugget into a permanent departure? When you've done that, can you please retire yourself. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Albert: can you do me a favour and annoy Fucknugget into a permanent departure? When you've done that, can you please retire yourself. Thanks. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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