Rev Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 26 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: No SIR , I consider you a cunt . I thank you. Spoken like a gent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 I'm so sorry I didn't realise this was a private jiz fest, I shall let you get on with your private little chode party and carry on wanking over my Tim Wonnacott dvd collection. Try not to choke on the cum. Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 33 minutes ago, Anal gas said: I'm so sorry I didn't realise this was a private jiz fest, I shall let you get on with your private little chode party and carry on wanking over my Tim Wonnacott dvd collection. Try not to choke on the cum. Cunts! Many thanks, Mr Gas. The fact that you can put a name to that gap-toothed bastard (I had to Google the cunt), let alone masturbate to him, relegates you to a demographic of lower standing that neither Mr Scrote nor I could stoop to. Good day to you, sir. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 31 minutes ago, Anal gas said: Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like I love you! Gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Gay! Could be a split-arse, Drew. Their name is an anagram of Slag Ana. Still a bit gay though, you're right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 4 hours ago, Rev said: Never mind fucking that coiffured cockthistle ponce Bobby Davro...who's up for fucking the shit out of Debbie McGee, now that that jug-eared fucking pixie Paul Daniels bought the big ticket? Oi Rev you McCunt,where the fuck have you been? You fuck off and come back as if nothings happened. I hope your going to hang around a bit more this time. Now all we need to do is get that hammering cunt Fender back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Oi Rev you McCunt,where the fuck have you been? You fuck off and come back as if nothings happened. I hope your going to hang around a bit more this time. Now all we need to do is get that hammering cunt Fender back. As if he owns the fucking place, snatchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: As if he owns the fucking place, snatchers. He might well do QC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: He might well do QC. So might I. Probably not. A nominet search reveals only one owner , and a companies house / Moody's search would reveal any beneficial owners of any joint asset if incorporated. Public info. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Anyone want to buy a used 1St class stamp and a slightly soiled set of anal beads, only four previous owners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: So might I. Probably not. A nominet search reveals only one owner , and a companies house / Moody's search would reveal any beneficial owners of any joint asset if incorporated. Public info. Question is QC,would you waste your hard earned on this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Anal gas said: Anyone want to buy a used 1St class stamp and a slightly soiled set of anal beads, only four previous owners. Put them back where you found them. Judge will appreciate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Anal gas said: Anyone want to buy a used 1St class stamp and a slightly soiled set of anal beads, only four previous owners. You're about two years late. Keith would've took your fucking arm off. Although he'd have preferred a few more previous owners I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, nocti said: You're about two years late. Keith would've took your fucking arm off. Although he'd have preferred a few more previous owners I reckon. Broney would of used his arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Broney would of used his arm. A good point Snatchers. Perhaps anal beads would be quite boring when put against the arm of someone who can only be weighed from space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, nocti said: A good point Snatchers. Perhaps anal beads would be quite boring when put against the arm of someone who can only be weighed from space. Nocti, weight and mass are , though connected, two separate measures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Nocti, weight and mass are , though connected, two separate measures. Then explain my penis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Hold on, I've set myself up here. Fuck off in advance Quince you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Very curious, in fact one of the newbies needs homing in like an excocet, but not my gig. I'm sure you'll be onto Admin with your expertise and advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 11 minutes ago, nocti said: Hold on, I've set myself up here. Fuck off in advance Quince you cunt. Ah.... damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: I'm sure you'll be onto Admin with your expertise and advice. I'm sure you'll be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 6 hours ago, Rev said: Never mind fucking that coiffured cockthistle ponce Bobby Davro...who's up for fucking the shit out of Debbie McGee, now that that jug-eared fucking pixie Paul Daniels bought the big ticket? Fuck me!! Vodders has made his annual pilgrimage to the corner. About fucking time, keep it up mate, given the average jock lifespan I thought you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: I'm sure you'll be wrong. You seem certain about it so who is it? Anyway,just by writing " in fact one of the newbies needs homing in like an excocet " you have told all and sundry. Oh I forgot,it's not your gig is it. Anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 9 hours ago, Rev said: Never mind fucking that coiffured cockthistle ponce Bobby Davro...who's up for fucking the shit out of Debbie McGee, now that that jug-eared fucking pixie Paul Daniels bought the big ticket? Wasn't there something dodgy posted online with her a while back, possibly animal related? Or was it only in my mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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