Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 It's possible some here are too young to have clocked this prick for the cunt he is. But I know others will hate the cunt. Good job he's not really on the telly at the moment , and no fucking wonder. What a unbearable fucking cunt of the first water. He occurred to me because, my father in law, who is a self important droning cunt, was a while ago out in Ascot or somewhere down south with an old mate, and another cunt who brought along Bobby Fucking Davro to dinner, thinking it was impressive. My father in law is a dick, but he said that it was the most excruciating 4 hours ever, with this cunt desperately trying to be a smart cunt without letting up, terrible terrible gags that weren't even gags, punctuated by awful awkward silences and cunts pushing food around their plates, plus everyone else in the restaurant could hear and were sniggering and whispering "what a fucking cunt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 I always thought it was a shame when he was on The Games on channel 4 they didn't bring back helmetless jousting, that's fuck all to do with taking it up the wrong un before any of you degenerates ask for it on your next trip to the men's room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 26 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He occurred to me because, my father in law, who is a self important droning cunt, blah, blah, bollocks...... So it's true, women are attracted to men who remind them of their fathers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: So it's true, women are attracted to men who remind them of their fathers. But is it really true? Not so sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Never mind fucking that coiffured cockthistle ponce Bobby Davro...who's up for fucking the shit out of Debbie McGee, now that that jug-eared fucking pixie Paul Daniels bought the big ticket? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rev said: who's up for fucking the shit out of Debbie McGee, I am , right up her 'wrong un' , and shouting ' you are going to like this , but not a lot ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Rev said: Never mind fucking that coiffured cockthistle ponce Bobby Davro...who's up for fucking the shit out of Debbie McGee, now that that jug-eared fucking pixie Paul Daniels bought the big ticket? Rev, you cunt! Where the fuck have you been, and how many people are burnt to a cinder as a result? Speaking of which, this unfunny redundant cunt needs setting alight and throwing off a cliff, into another fire, along with Russ Abbott and Bruno Brookes. A trio of proper dodgy fuckers that lot. The kind of creepy faces you'd expect to see breathing sweaty condensation onto your parked car windscreen, as you try to gain purchase on each of the front headrests to get decent momentum on the attempted facefuck of the woman sat leaning forward in the back. Or something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, nocti said: Rev, you cunt! Where the fuck have you been, and how many people are burnt to a cinder as a result? Speaking of which, this unfunny redundant cunt needs setting alight and throwing off a cliff, into another fire, along with Russ Abbott and Bruno Brookes. A trio of proper dodgy fuckers that lot. The kind of creepy faces you'd expect to see breathing sweaty condensation onto your parked car windscreen, as you try to gain purchase on each of the front headrests to get decent momentum on the attempted facefuck of the woman sat leaning forward in the back. Or something. I will take the Or something , it sounds safer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 May I just say - Jimmy Tarbuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 12 minutes ago, Anal gas said: May I just say - Jimmy Tarbuck! Fuck me, we have got lax on the admittance policy all of a sudden haven't we. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 14 minutes ago, Anal gas said: May I just say - Jimmy Tarbuck! Only if it's said posthumously, you cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck me, we have got lax on the admittance policy all of a sudden haven't we. Nothing fishy to worry about, Bill. All these boring cunts have been waiting patiently, ready to unveil themselves like the pathetic pricks they are. Funny how they should all choose to do so within a few hours of each other. Quick, knock up a few more 'like-farmers'. I suggest Bubba4President and BubbaDaMan as 2 that will sail through immigration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 17 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Funny how they should all choose to do so within a few hours of each other. .....its certainly a curious coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 17 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: .....its certainly a curious coincidence. Roops, are you taking the piss? I know you're a massive advocate newbies coming to the corner, and rightly so, but isn't it just a little odd that all these cunts/punters should descend en masse today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Very curious, in fact one of the newbies needs homing in like an excocet, but not my gig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 I'm not a newbie. I'm an absolute cunt of long standing here, which Mrs R, Spotto, Scotty, Cuntybaws and many others can vouch for. Consider me a fair-weathered bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Very curious, in fact one of the newbies needs homing in like an excocet, but not my gig. Today shall always be known as the day that Roops pushed for a flogging of a newbie, fuck me sideways. Wait, am I still a new cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Today shall always be known as the day that Roops pushed for a flogging of a newbie, fuck me sideways. Wait, am I still a new cunt? Not new, but still small-fry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: Not new, but still small-fry Fuck off. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 21 minutes ago, Rev said: Consider me a fair-weathered bastard. No SIR , I consider you a cunt . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Perhaps admin has been sat on a massive pile of pending membership requests, and has approved them today? Or maybe you'll see my likes shoot up and strange betting patterns on the Asian cunt markets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck me, we have got lax on the admittance policy all of a sudden haven't we. What's with all the childish rude names? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: What's with all the childish rude names? I'm just projecting my insecurities. Ask the judge, he can explain all about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm just projecting my insecurities. Ask the judge, he can explain all about it. I'd rather you paraphrased the tedious fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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