Guest Fatty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Sitting across the Office from Eddie, and he keeps sneezing, followed by the obligatary excuse me, no you CUNT, you are not excused so fuck off out and spread your fucking germs somewhere else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 26 minutes ago, Fatty said: Sitting across the Office from Eddie, and he keeps sneezing, followed by the obligatary excuse me, no you CUNT, you are not excused so fuck off out and spread your fucking germs somewhere else! Sorry I am allergic to fat benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Just kick the cunt in the minge and sue the company for employing Typhoid Mary without a risk assessment. Poorly people should have no rights, the fucking burdens on society. Malingering fuckers. Die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Were you both queuing at the disability benefits office at the same time today then? What a remarkable coincidence. By the way, being a fat cunt is not a disability fatty. Unlike poor Eddie the flid child with water on the brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Were you both queuing at the disability benefits office at the same time today then? What a remarkable coincidence. By the way, being a fat cunt is not a disability fatty. Unlike poor Eddie the flid child with water on the brain. It depends upon how fat the spacker in question is... according to the reported scale of Mrs Bubbles gargantuan mass, it's a roof-off job, then that is in fairness fucking disabled. I can't imagine he has exaggerated it: he is no angler and his wife is likely no tiddler. More a islandette of a pie-engulfing jellyfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Were you both queuing at the disability benefits office at the same time today then? What a remarkable coincidence. By the way, being a fat cunt is not a disability fatty. Unlike poor Eddie the flid child with water on the brain. Its benefit day Bill, we are flushed, can you show me how to make a crack pipe ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: Its benefit day Bill, we are flushed, can you show me how to make a crack pipe ? Stick a lead pipe up Fattys balloon knot and inhale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 20 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It depends upon how fat the spacker in question is... according to the reported scale of Mrs Bubbles gargantuan mass, it's a roof-off job, then that is in fairness fucking disabled. I can't imagine he has exaggerated it: he is no angler and his wife is likely no tiddler. More a islandette of a pie-engulfing jellyfish. Still better than apes wife. A friend of mine said he booked a fishing holiday and when he arrived his cabin was next to apes wife's cunt. He could just stroll across the pubic hair lawn and cast his rod info her huge fishy abyss and catch a few rainbow trout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Still better than apes wife. A friend of mine said he booked a fishing holiday and when he arrived his cabin was next to apes wife's cunt. He could just stroll across the pubic hair lawn and cast his rod info her huge fishy abyss and catch a few rainbow trout. Sounds like a bit of a sort, I'm going to ask if he'd mind me having a go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Still better than apes wife. A friend of mine said he booked a fishing holiday and when he arrived his cabin was next to apes wife's cunt. He could just stroll across the pubic hair lawn and cast his rod info her huge fishy abyss and catch a few rainbow trout. Try that on my mrs and he'd probably land a couple of blue whales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Ape, can I fuck your wife please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: Sounds like a bit of a sort, I'm going to ask if he'd mind me having a go I didn't have you down as an avid angler? You probably just gobble your catch up raw, head, bones, bait hook and all... You disgusting fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I didn't have you down as an avid angler? You probably just gobble your catch up raw, head, bones, bait hook and all... You disgusting fat cunt. I'm deeply touched by your kind words stickers, you soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 AAAAAAAAATCHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Still better than apes wife. A friend of mine said he booked a fishing holiday and when he arrived his cabin was next to apes wife's cunt. He could just stroll across the pubic hair lawn and cast his rod info her huge fishy abyss and catch a few rainbow trout. "Better" is by no means "best". When the Millenium Falcon flew into Mrs Bubbles ring piece and was swallowed by one of her tape worms, Best and Better were absent guests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: AAAAAAAAATCHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Sorry You can sneeze on my bellend anyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, Fatty said: You can sneeze on my bellend anyday Not any day soon, take too long to find it, even with a crane to lift the tyres out the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Not any day soon, take too long to find it, even with a crane to lift the tyres out the way. Fuck off Ding you fucking shitstabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck off Ding you fucking shitstabber. No, and no. Stop polishing the policemens' helmet and polish your own for once, it might relieve all that pent up tension you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: No, and no. Stop polishing the policemens' helmet and polish your own for once, it might relieve all that pent up tension you have. It's not multiquoting, but I do hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, and no. Stop polishing the policemens' helmet and polish your own for once, it might relieve all that pent up tension you have. You are one boring cunt, no wonder everyone hates you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Is Bubbles hiding under a yewtree?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Fatty said: Is Bubbles hiding under a yewtree?? no he's having an operation under a yewtree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: no he's having an operation under a yewtree What the one on Saville Row?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: What the one on Saville Row?? bit obvious all this , do you think they can tell what it is yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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