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Guest Wizardsleeve
8 hours ago, The Beast said:

Serfs? Are you a land owner?

Indeed.  If you've ever seen the back of his neck and the insides of his elbows, you'd think he was hoarding the whole of England on his body.  

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Guest Bill Stickers
18 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Can you give some of mine back?

The other day I was at #2 heading straight for the back of Withers' head with a cricket bat looking forward to getting the #1 spot and some cunts have passed me now!

You poor gullible fucking idiot.

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What kind of fucking gaylord impoverished spastic cunt buys second-hand fruit from fucking Tesco? Unless it was a succession of papayas that Lucy Verasamy had machine-gunned out of her cunt, I wouldn't set foot in this fucking pleb empire. All comestibles at Coitus Towers are bought/pocketed in Waitrose. A real gentleman doesn't mix with the kind of filthy unwashed, roll-up smoking lower class bastards who spend their giro in Tesco. Cunts.

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Guest CuntyMcCunterson
On 12 June 2016 at 4:33 PM, Rev said:

What kind of fucking gaylord impoverished spastic cunt buys second-hand fruit from fucking Tesco? Unless it was a succession of papayas that Lucy Verasamy had machine-gunned out of her cunt, I wouldn't set foot in this fucking pleb empire. All comestibles at Coitus Towers are bought/pocketed in Waitrose. A real gentleman doesn't mix with the kind of filthy unwashed, roll-up smoking lower class bastards who spend their giro in Tesco. Cunts.

Fucking Waitrose CUNT. Bet you fucking love knocking about Waitrose with the cast of Cocoon, showing off your under-developed biceps picking up goose eggs in a tight cunt shirt with a raging GILF hard on. Cunt

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34 minutes ago, CuntyMcCunterson said:

Fucking Waitrose CUNT. Bet you fucking love knocking about Waitrose with the cast of Cocoon, showing off your under-developed biceps picking up goose eggs in a tight cunt shirt with a raging GILF hard on. Cunt

Yes. Yes, I do. However, my Herculean physique barely conceals my more than adequate cock. Jealousy is a terrible thing. Back under the bridge with you. Cunt.

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On ‎12‎/‎06‎/‎2016 at 4:33 PM, Rev said:

What kind of fucking gaylord impoverished spastic cunt buys second-hand fruit from fucking Tesco? Unless it was a succession of papayas that Lucy Verasamy had machine-gunned out of her cunt, I wouldn't set foot in this fucking pleb empire. All comestibles at Coitus Towers are bought/pocketed in Waitrose. A real gentleman doesn't mix with the kind of filthy unwashed, roll-up smoking lower class bastards who spend their giro in Tesco. Cunts.

Tesco, fucking rip off. Aldi or the co-op if I'm feeling rich. Lucy Verasamy looks a bit too young for me.

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1 minute ago, The Beast said:

Tesco, fucking rip off. Aldi or the co-op if I'm feeling rich. Lucy Verasamy looks a bit too young for me.

She's in her mid thirties. I'd have preferred her a bit older myself, but I'm not completely against going back to knocking one over the very fragrant Esther McVey.

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1 minute ago, Rev said:

She's in her mid thirties. I'd have preferred her a bit older myself, but I'm not completely against going back to knocking one over the very fragrant Esther McVey.

No, no, no. Annoying. I can't deal with the accent. More my age though.

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