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48 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Blah, blah, blah..same old infantile blubbering...

 

13 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

blah, blah, blah...same old infantile blubbering

How utterly underwhelming of you both, that it took you an entire day of breaking your crayons on a web cam meeting to come up with that load of shit. How sad. 

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On ‎13‎/‎06‎/‎2016 at 5:45 AM, Punkape said:

Actually I've just got back from a club match followed by a gargantuan lunch. ( I played brilliantly and won my game).

luncheon was...

3 bottles of Coopers Australian ale (lager). To rehydrate.

Terrine fruit de mer.   (Seafood pate for ignorant cunts) Melba toast, Jersey butter.

1ere cru Chablis.   (White wine) 2 large glasses.

Sirloin of Aberdeen Angus Beef and seasonal vegetables.

Club Claret ( 1 bottle )

Mango Posset with Choclate lime cream.

Vin Sauternes. 3 glasses.

Regional cheeses

Courvoisier/kümmel/Creeme de menthe. ( 2 large kümmels )

Decanted  to team Mini -bus.

Lol.

 

Coopers ale IS an ale, you ill educated fucking idiot. Bottom fermenting. The yeast in an ale os bottom feeding, just like you.

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On 12/06/2016 at 8:45 PM, Punkape said:

Actually I've just got back from a club match followed by a gargantuan lunch. ( I played brilliantly and won my game).

luncheon was...

3 bottles of Coopers Australian ale (lager). To rehydrate.

Terrine fruit de mer.   (Seafood pate for ignorant cunts) Melba toast, Jersey butter.

1ere cru Chablis.   (White wine) 2 large glasses.

Sirloin of Aberdeen Angus Beef and seasonal vegetables.

Club Claret ( 1 bottle )

Mango Posset with Choclate lime cream.

Vin Sauternes. 3 glasses.

Regional cheeses

Courvoisier/kümmel/Creeme de menthe. ( 2 large kümmels )

Decanted  to team Mini -bus.

Lol.

 

Seasonal vegetables?  Regional Cheese? 

All you've done there is google some fucking menu, badly since you can't even spell properly, you talentless prick.

Either that or seasonal vegetables is whichever one of your sunshine (team) minibus is allowed out the hostel in summer, and the cheese is off his dick.

 

3 glasses of sauternes? How sour and fucking nasty your palate must be...

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33 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Seasonal vegetables?  Regional Cheese? 

All you've done there is google some fucking menu, badly since you can't even spell properly, you talentless prick.

Either that or seasonal vegetables is whichever one of your sunshine (team) minibus is allowed out the hostel in summer, and the cheese is off his dick.

 

3 glasses of sauternes? How sour and fucking nasty your palate must be...

They were half pint mugs...

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On 13 June 2016 at 7:31 AM, Quincy Cockfingers said:

How long did it take him to cum?

You know nothing of sexual gratification Quincy.  All alone in that bedsit of yours must be lonely, your only view on the world is an old small portable black and white TV.   Watching antiques in the attic with a bag of wotsits and an orange nob is about as sensual as you have even been.

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