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Guest Snatch
5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My rubbish bin was on its side this morning. I'm devastated. Had to go out to it in my dressing gown. Hope Bob Geldof helps me out. 

Probably. He looks like a fucking dustman.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
3 minutes ago, Snatch said:

Probably. He looks like a fucking dustman.

Did you find Bill still asleep?  Or did you find him mid wank over his wrinkled semen crusted photo of Ape?  

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Guest Snatch
1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Did you find Bill still asleep?  Or did you find him mid wank over his wrinkled semen crusted photo of Ape?  

Thanks for that image Sleeve.

You cunt.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
9 hours ago, Fatty said:

Fuck off you northern cunt, there should be a state of emergency down here, I got my shoes wet this morning, it simply isn't good enough!

You shouldn't be such a fat cunt and then you can stand closer to the urinal

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Guest Bill Stickers
4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Did you find Bill still asleep?  Or did you find him mid wank over his wrinkled semen crusted photo of Ape?  

Cutting stuff. Oh the humanity.

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Guest DingTheRioja
20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My rubbish bin was on its side this morning. I'm devastated. Had to go out to it in my dressing gown. Hope Bob Geldof helps me out. 

I can help you out of your dres... oh... sorry...

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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Cutting stuff. Oh the humanity.

Speaking of cutting, you go the length of your wrists, not across. 

2 minutes ago, Snatch said:

A touch,yes.

Even for the cunts mentioned. Seemed rather fitting. 

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Guest Bill Stickers
Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Speaking of cutting, you go the length of your wrists, not across. 

Even for the cunts mentioned. Seemed rather fitting. 

Please Sleeve, stop. I just can't take it anymore. Please for the love of god! The brutality and originality of your insults is unbelievable.
 

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Guest DingTheRioja
Just now, Bill Stickers said:

Please Sleeve, stop. I just can't take it anymore. Please for the love of god! The brutality and originality of your insults is unbelievable.
 

It probably is unbelievable to you.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

Please Sleeve, stop. I just can't take it anymore. Please for the love of god! The brutality and originality of your insults is unbelievable.
 

Alright Bill.  Because you asked so nicely. 

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Guest Bill Stickers
Just now, DingTheRioja said:

It probably is unbelievable to you.

Great work Ding. I'm reeling here. You must admit its unfair that two great minds such as yourselves shouldn't team up on little old me? When you two start bouncing ideas off each other, its like Sherlock and Watson, you're just unstoppable.

 

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Guest DingTheRioja
Just now, Bill Stickers said:

Great work Ding. I'm reeling here. You must admit its unfair that two great minds such as yourselves shouldn't team up on little old me? When you two start bouncing ideas off each other, its like Sherlock and Watson, you're just unstoppable.

 

Southern poofs.

25mm water.

Back on it, or drown in it, cunt.

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Guest Bill Stickers
1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said:

Southern poofs.

25mm water.

Back on it, or drown in it, cunt.

There it is! The killer blow! Stickers been knocked out in the third round by Ding "Floats like a turd, stings like a mildly irritating nettle" TheFuckingAutisticIdiot.

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

There it is! The killer blow! Stickers been knocked out in the third round by Ding "Floats like a turd, stings like a mildly irritating nettle" TheFuckingAutisticIdiot.

..and there we have it.. resorting to Decs old faithful... the autism insult...

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

Great work Ding. I'm reeling here. You must admit its unfair that two great minds such as yourselves shouldn't team up on little old me? When you two start bouncing ideas off each other, its like Sherlock and Watson, you're just unstoppable.

 

Bill, need I remind you of the colossal hypocrisy in that you, decimus, ape, bubbles and swarm have been attacking as a pack for months?  Now, people turn the table on you and you don't like it...not one bit. 

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Guest DingTheRioja
43 minutes ago, deebom said:

Lewisham got flooded, it was on the news and everything. I live on top of a hill, so I'm ok.

Does it look any cleaner?

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Guest Bill Stickers
3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Bill, need I remind you of the colossal hypocrisy in that you, decimus, ape, bubbles and swarm have been attacking as a pack for months?  Now, people turn the table on you and you don't like it...not one bit. 

Maybe I'm misjudging the severity of the situation, but it doesnt really feel like the tables have turned at all? 

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