Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 A couple of thunderstorms and a few inches of water and the southerners all panic like fuck... This cunt here...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36604250 The reporter says "it's under about 20 inches of water".. No.. that's about 3 inches you prick... the high water mark only matches the bottom step and that's about 6 inches. Bet the BBC reporter thinks he's got a 10 inch cock then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Oi, you filthy Yorkshire cunt, my flight out of London has been delayed by a whole 45 minutes. This is a fucking disaster zone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Bet the BBC reporter thinks he's got a 10 inch cock then... I've never known one to be under 12 inches. The clue is in the name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 51 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: A couple of thunderstorms and a few inches of water and the southerners all panic like fuck... This cunt here...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36604250 The reporter says "it's under about 20 inches of water".. No.. that's about 3 inches you prick... the high water mark only matches the bottom step and that's about 6 inches. Bet the BBC reporter thinks he's got a 10 inch cock then... Fuck off you northern cunt, there should be a state of emergency down here, I got my shoes wet this morning, it simply isn't good enough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 33 minutes ago, Fatty said: Fuck off you northern cunt, there should be a state of emergency down here, I got my shoes wet this morning, it simply isn't good enough! I'd have thought that your belly would provide a convenient overhang to limit the chances of your shoes getting wet and squelching like your felched arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 39 minutes ago, Sancho Cuntza said: I'd have thought that your belly would provide a convenient overhang to limit the chances of your shoes getting wet and squelching like your felched arsehole. If you haven't got anything decent to say, fuck off and kill yourself you soppy cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: A couple of thunderstorms and a few inches of water and the southerners all panic like fuck... This cunt here...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36604250 The reporter says "it's under about 20 inches of water".. No.. that's about 3 inches you prick... the high water mark only matches the bottom step and that's about 6 inches. Bet the BBC reporter thinks he's got a 10 inch cock then... Just because you and your ilk tolerate having their hovels flooded several times a year doesn't mean the civilised world should follow suit. Save up some money, buy some fucking sand bags, tie them to your legs and stick around for the next flood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Fatty said: If you haven't got anything decent to say, fuck off and kill yourself you soppy cunt OK, fair play. Before I do, would sir like me to fetch him a fucking sandwich, or perhaps rub his swollen trotters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Sancho Cuntza said: OK, fair play. Before I do, would sir like me to fetch him a fucking sandwich, or perhaps rub his swollen trotters? That's Eddies job now FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Oi, you filthy Yorkshire cunt, my flight out of London has been delayed by a whole 45 minutes. This is a fucking disaster zone! No, London is a disaster zone normally.. a flood would only clean up the mess a little... 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Just because you and your ilk tolerate having their hovels flooded several times a year doesn't mean the civilised world should follow suit. Save up some money, buy some fucking sand bags, tie them to your legs and stick around for the next flood. Civilised? Now that's the funniest thing you've ever said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Civilised? Now that's the funniest thing you've ever said! Are you going to go into an Eddie-esque rant about skull sizes and racial mixing, or just drop another joke with the n-bomb in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Sancho Cuntza said: I've never known one to be under 12 inches. The clue is in the name. You sound Like you have alot of experience on cock sizes. Are you a footballist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sancho Cuntza Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: You sound Like you have alot of experience on cock sizes. Are you a footballist? No, just incredibly bent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Sancho Cuntza said: No, just incredibly bent. Poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Fatty said: Fuck off you northern cunt, there should be a state of emergency down here, I got my shoes wet this morning, it simply isn't good enough! Can you even see your shoes lardy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Can you even see your shoes lardy? That's not the point Gobbler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Fatty said: That's not the point Gobbler Bet you can't see your point either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: Bet you can't see your point either. It's there somwhere or a least It was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Can you even see your shoes lardy? Not under a foot of shitty water he can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 Dry and sunny in the nations No1 city. Just like summer should be. All those in that there shithole, London. Fuck off and drown you puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: Dry and sunny in the nations No1 city. Just like summer should be. All those in that there shithole, London. Fuck off and drown you puffs. Beautiful here in Gods' Own County as well, blue skies with a bit of white fluffy cloud, gentle breeze, 24 degrees.... I think I might have some cans of wife-beater in the fridge already cooled for beer-o-clock in about...oooo .. 5 minutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 24 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Beautiful here in Gods' Own County as well, blue skies with a bit of white fluffy cloud, gentle breeze, 24 degrees.... I think I might have some cans of wife-beater in the fridge already cooled for beer-o-clock in about...oooo .. 5 minutes! As I frolic and gambol shrough the summer sunshine, all I can hear is a voice in my mind sending a message to all them southern puffs. "OK cunts, tea break over so back on your fucking heads" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 9 hours ago, Fatty said: Fuck off you northern cunt, there should be a state of emergency down here, I got my shoes wet this morning, it simply isn't good enough! Probably wet from gravy dripping onto them you fat bastard. Which is weird for you, as when you normally drop a morsel of food it hits you on the back of the fucking head you lettuce-fearing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, nocti said: Probably wet from gravy dripping onto them you fat bastard. Which is weird for you, as when you normally drop a morsel of food it hits you on the back of the fucking head you lettuce-fearing cunt. No, they're wet from him sweating like a cunt trying to tie his laces fasten the velcro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 23, 2016 Report Share Posted June 23, 2016 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: A couple of thunderstorms and a few inches of water and the southerners all panic like fuck... This cunt here...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36604250 The reporter says "it's under about 20 inches of water".. No.. that's about 3 inches you prick... the high water mark only matches the bottom step and that's about 6 inches. Bet the BBC reporter thinks he's got a 10 inch cock then... My rubbish bin was on its side this morning. I'm devastated. Had to go out to it in my dressing gown. Hope Bob Geldof helps me out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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