Eskimos

[Cuntybaws]

Most eskimos prefer to be called Inuit. They don't like the term eskimos for some reason, the seal-clubbing cunts, but fuck 'em I say, if it walks like a bow-legged spastic, talks like a Welshman with Bell's Palsy, and wears a furry hood then it's a fucking eskimo. They're ugly little cunts when you actually look at them, chubby faces all smeared with blubbery muktuk. And what's with all that “First Nation” shit? It's not like any other cunt has ever wanted to live in their frozen, wind-blasted Canadian hellholes.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

Can't agree with this, I can't recall a single incident ever involving an Eskimo, personally or in the media, that's lead me to believe they are cunts.

They don't bother anyone and who gives a shit about the seal clubbing? They have to eat and clothe themselves don't they? Tough shit for the seals.

Good eggs in my book.

[Cuntybaws]

5 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

Can't agree with this, I can't recall a single incident ever involving an Eskimo, personally or in the media, that's lead me to believe they are cunts.

They don't bother anyone and who gives a shit about the seal clubbing? They have to eat and clothe themselves don't they? Tough shit for the seals.

Good eggs in my book.

Going for the dissenting position early doors, eh? Well consider this: there's not much eskimo lesbian porn out there, so just what the fuck are they good for? Getting your flaps out in an igloo when it's 30 below is a big ask, I suppose, no matter how much you like the taste of fish.

[Guest BrothersQuim]

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Going for the dissenting position early doors, eh? Well consider this: there's not much eskimo lesbian porn out there, so just what the fuck are they good for? Getting your flaps out in an igloo when it's 30 below is a big ask, I suppose, no matter how much you like the taste of fish.

Got to hand it to them though, if the blokes are able to get wood in that temperature the women must be doing something right.

[Bubba C]

I wanted to bang an Eskimo once so I thought I know, Alaska, unfortunately though she was having Nunavut. 

 

RIP MikeFuckingD (he's looking up at us from somewhere ((this is a height gag for the PC Brigade/autists out there))

[Guest CockUp]

Inuit's are cute -they eat loads of f9sh like me

[Guest CockUp]

9 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

I wanted to bang an Eskimo once so I thought I know, Alaska, unfortunately though she was having Nunavut. 

 

RIP MikeFuckingD (he's looking up at us from somewhere ((this is a height gag for the PC Brigade/autists out there))

Do you live with your Mam & go to bed by 8.30 pm  - I thought so. 

[Guest BrothersQuim]

14 minutes ago, CockUp said:

Do you live with your Mam & go to bed by 8.30 pm  - I thought so. 

[Cuntybaws]

25 minutes ago, CockUp said:

Inuit's are cute -they eat loads of f9sh like me

Fifty words for snow, but none for soap. Dirty cunts.

[Guest CockUp]

6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Fifty words for snow, but none for soap. Dirty cunts.

That's Kate Bush Baws?

 

 

[Guest CockUp]

17 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

Have U farted & trying to waft the stink away?

[Guest Bill Stickers]

I used to know an influential Eskimo. He was head of the Seal Cub Clubbing Club. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I used to know an influential Eskimo. He was head of the Seal Cub Clubbing Club. 

I hate seals, they are a pack of layabout cunts. Lying about beaches like fat fucking flid Labradors.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Most eskimos prefer to be called Inuit. They don't like the term eskimos for some reason, the seal-clubbing cunts, but fuck 'em I say, if it walks like a bow-legged spastic, talks like a Welshman with Bell's Palsy, and wears a furry hood then it's a fucking eskimo. They're ugly little cunts when you actually look at them, chubby faces all smeared with blubbery muktuk. And what's with all that “First Nation” shit? It's not like any other cunt has ever wanted to live in their frozen, wind-blasted Canadian hellholes.

They term themselves "First Nation" because they were the first to cross the old Aleutian land bridge from Asia, to populate the Americas, which is more than you'll ever do you fat chip eating cunt. That makes it Eskimos 1: cuntybaws 0, which you can easily make a tie by crossing some other land bridge to another undiscovered continent, and somehow populate it solo. What do you think about that?

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Most eskimos prefer to be called Inuit. They don't like the term eskimos for some reason, the seal-clubbing cunts, but fuck 'em I say, if it walks like a bow-legged spastic, talks like a Welshman with Bell's Palsy, and wears a furry hood then it's a fucking eskimo. They're ugly little cunts when you actually look at them, chubby faces all smeared with blubbery muktuk. And what's with all that “First Nation” shit? It's not like any other cunt has ever wanted to live in their frozen, wind-blasted Canadian hellholes.

Is that one at the front in the white hood having a shit?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that one at the front in the white hood having a shit?

Dunno, but that one 2nd from right is definately giving you the eye... get your coat love, you've pulled!

[Cuntybaws]

26 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

They term themselves "First Nation" because they were the first to cross the old Aleutian land bridge from Asia, to populate the Americas, which is more than you'll ever do you fat chip eating cunt. That makes it Eskimos 1: cuntybaws 0, which you can easily make a tie by crossing some other land bridge to another undiscovered continent, and somehow populate it solo. What do you think about that?

I fucking KNEW I'd out some pansy liberals sooner or later. I thought "Albinos" might be the nomination to do it, but it turns out that whale-eating aboriginals was all it took to flush out the yurt dwellers. That's a tenner you owe me, Eddie. 

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I fucking KNEW I'd out some pansy liberals sooner or later. I thought "Albinos" might be the nomination to do it, but it turns out that whale-eating aboriginals was all it took to flush out the yurt dwellers. That's a tenner you owe me, Eddie. 

It was, of course, a load of made up shit. "First Nation " is I think a recent coined name. Keep your tenner Eddie, keep it for a blow job off Fatty. What a pair of faggots.

[Guest N/A]

5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Most eskimos prefer to be called Inuit. They don't like the term eskimos for some reason, the seal-clubbing cunts, but fuck 'em I say, if it walks like a bow-legged spastic, talks like a Welshman with Bell's Palsy, and wears a furry hood then it's a fucking eskimo. They're ugly little cunts when you actually look at them, chubby faces all smeared with blubbery muktuk. And what's with all that “First Nation” shit? It's not like any other cunt has ever wanted to live in their frozen, wind-blasted Canadian hellholes.

My entire family on both sides moved to Canada and left me here on my own for some reason ! Cunts.    They say the Inuit are a bunch of drunken lazy wife beaters and I won't have a bad word said about them.

[Guest N/A]

1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

They term themselves "First Nation" because they were the first to cross the old Aleutian land bridge from Asia, to populate the Americas, which is more than you'll ever do you fat chip eating cunt. That makes it Eskimos 1: cuntybaws 0, which you can easily make a tie by crossing some other land bridge to another undiscovered continent, and somehow populate it solo. What do you think about that?

This lot look like a bunch of fat ugly chinks who work in my local take away.  By the expression on their faces they have all just masterbated furiously into my chow mien or are holding back on dropping a brown wet otter into the shrimp curry.

[Guest nobgobbler]

They look a bid "downsy" to me. And why are they mostly smiling? What the fuck could they possibly have to laugh about? Unless they've just dragged Keef out of a fishing hole and he'll keep em all in blubber for a year. 

[Guest Manky]

The Eskimos got a million square miles of fuck all but snow. A diet of fuck all but seal. (I wondered why he hadn't released a record for a while) Freezing temperatures and dark for months at a time.

The jocks got Scotland.

The Eskimos say thank fuck they got first pick.

[Cuntybaws]

2 hours ago, Manky said:

The Eskimos got a million square miles of fuck all but snow. A diet of fuck all but seal. (I wondered why he hadn't released a record for a while) Freezing temperatures and dark for months at a time.

The jocks got Scotland.

The Eskimos say thank fuck they got first pick.

Sadly for Mancunians they were right at the end of the queue and had to take what was left after the Eritreans, the Romanians, the Congolese and the Syrians were done. The only positive for them was that at least they got in ahead of the Scousers.

[Guest Manky]

22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Sadly for Mancunians they were right at the end of the queue and had to take what was left after the Eritreans, the Romanians, the Congolese and the Syrians were done. The only positive for them was that at least they got in ahead of the Scousers.

And on the sixth day, God created MANchester. If you take away the students who never left, the in-comers from all four corners of the world and the alcoholic jocks that don't know what planet they are on, that leaves me. 

You are correct though, thank fuck I'm not a scouser or Brummie.

[Guest deebom]

I've never understood why they dont just leave?